You Lyon, me Kerry
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The humanity board of directors sighed as he banged his gavel. "Order! Order! I call this meeting of 'rich people who secretly rule the world'. Alright everyone, before we do our usual activities of getting drunk and playing ping-pong. We actually do have some REAL Business for once. As you all know: One of our treaties with the animal kingdom is that we allow them to educate and civilize themselves...and in return they allow us to exploit the worlds natural resources, lock them up and gradually drive them to extinction."
Another board member laughs, "Heh, that treaty was truly humanity's finest hour...stupid animals..."
The director smirked, "Indeed..."
A trustee frowns, "Wait, how dose the treaty we've made with the Plant kingdom-
"WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE PLANT KINGDOM TREATY!" They all screamed enraged, bowling the poor guy over.
The director clears his throat, "Right...however, there's a stipulation in the treaty that says in the name of cultural 'brotherhood'...we need to send at least one human child to be taught at their school every so often...so let's get this over with."
He snaps his fingers and his assistants lift up some large stacks of papers filled with the names and pictures of thousands of human students.
The director covers his eyes and throws a dart...
GAH!
Screams the assistant as it hits...The directors throws again, and this time it actually hits a name.
"Hmmm...Adam Lyon? Perfect! We can say it was a computing error based on his last name, or something equally stupid...Make it happen!" He snaps his fingers as his assistant goes to do just that...
"Right...now that that's over with...BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS!"
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Adam's parents looked at the man in the black suite bewildered, "You want us to send our child to a school for ANIMALS?"
"It's for national security." Says the government agent.
"I don't care if it's the Geneva convention! If you think were just going to sit back and indulge a farce that will destroy our child's future-
PLOP!
Went the large sack of money onto the table. Adam's parents whooped and hollered in joy. "Eh, you know what? Adam's smart. He'll be fine." They justified...
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Adam Lyon's eye twitched as Principal Pixie frog ejected the tape explaining Adam's situation, which had showed the Society of 'rich people who secretly rule the world' and his parents screw him over and destroy his future.
"Are you kidding me!? I'm trapped in a school for animals because my parents are greedy bastards and POLITICS!?"
"Wha- Whoops! That was the 'unabridged edition' intro to Animal school! I meant to give you the 'Sugarcoated BS edition!" Said Pixie Frog...but then shrugs. "Eh, well you'd have figured out eventually...just so you know, it's kind of an open secret so there's no point spilling it...also, the richest men in the world would ruin you if you tried. So I wouldn't recommend it."
"Wait, but if you know your getting screwed..."
"Eh, the teachers and animal leaders are treated like kings in exchange for a our cooperation, the rest are near extinction anyway so there too apathetic or busy with their own problems to care...
"Well...can I at least still get a bright future from graduating here?"
"Oh, good heavens no. Our Diplomas worth is at least debatable among ANIMAL students, but to a human it's worthless. Your basically screwed."
"...so why in the world should I go along with this?"
"Well, for one thing. Your parents have used the money to retire. They sold their house and basically called us to tell you your on your own. But don't worry, we let students in your situation to live here rent free...we started doing that after we realized it counted as a tax wright off!"
Adam groaned, "stupid jerks...so...how long before being here kills me?"
"Well, oddly enough...I don't know. If you'd asked me last year; I'd have said one week tops...but our last human student adapted surprisingly quick...she's still alive and kicking...and she's actually volunteered to help you adjust!
Adam blinked, "Wait...she did? she will!? Wait, did you say SHE?"
Suddenly there was a loud yell as someone swung on a vine into the room and somersaulted onto Pixie Frogs desk...
The gorgeous Latino girl with long flowing black hair that covered one of her eyes, wearing nothing but a leopard skin bikini that hugged her curves so nicely, stood before him...
"Me Kerry, you Adam." She chuckled. "Sorry, couldn't resist."
Adam got a goofy grin on his face. 'Huh...maybe this won't be so bad after all...'
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