In Crunch's house; the shark was sitting in front of a computer doing some work on it.
Then a portal opened up and Amity emerged from it before the portal closed up.
The witch looked around confused.
"Hey, this isn't the mansion." said Amity.
Crunch heard Amity and saw her.
"Oh hey Amity." He said.
Amity looked at the shark.
"Hey, what're you up to?" said Amity.
"Getting a job resume set up." said Crunch.
Amity was shocked.
"Why?" said Amity.
"I've got bills to pay." said Crunch.
Amity saw a whole mountain of bills.
She reached into the pile and pulled out one bill.
"Electricity?" said Amity.
She pulled out another bill.
"Car insurance." said Amity.
She pulled out another bill.
"Home owners insurance." said Amity.
She looked at another bill and became shocked.
"Subscription to Play Shark Monthly?" said Amity.
"Ignore that one, I'm planning on cancelling it." said Crunch.
Amity tossed the bill away.
She saw another one.
"Sheesh, you're busy." said Amity.
"Yeah, I need a job fast, otherwise I'll lose my home and have to move back in with my father." said Crunch.
Amity smiled.
"It can't be that bad." She said.
"Oh it's horrible. You don't want to know what kind of family life I have." said Crunch.
"You're exaggerating." said Amity.
Crunch pushed a button on the keyboard and his job resume printed out of a printer.
He then turned to Amity.
"Got my resume, now I just need a copy to give to someone who may employ me." said Crunch.
Amity smiled.
"Good luck." She said.
"You should get a part time job." said Crunch.
Amity did some thinking.
"No." said Amity.
"Why not?" asked Crunch.
"It just doesn't seem like my thing. I'm from a rich family, and I'll be fine just getting a hefty allowance." said Amity.
Crunch shook his head.
"Aw, that's the main reason I moved to dry land. I wanted to prove that I had what it takes to make it on my own instead of having to get an allowance every week just because I've got a rich father." said Crunch.
Amity became confused.
"Say what now?" said Amity.
Crunch became shocked.
"Err nothing." said Crunch.
"I ain't going to get a job, no matter what you say to me." said Amity.
Crunch was looking at his phone.
"Luz posted on her Facebook page that she'll date anyone who has a job." said Crunch.
Amity blushed hard.
"Dammit, you know how to get to me. Make a job resume for me." said Amity.
"Already did." revealed Crunch.
He held out a resume and Amity grabbed it and looked at it.
"No skills?" said Amity.
"I could read you like a book baby girl." said Crunch.
Interview Gag
"Fucking showoff's knowing what I'm like." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Later; Crunch was in an office talking to a male manager.
"So, you're saying that you graduated from Bikini Bottom University of Business, and you've never had a job before?" said the man.
"Exactly. I'm desperate to make some money right now so I can pay some bills." said Crunch.
The man looked at Crunch.
"Where do you see yourself in a few years?" said the manager.
"Well, if I'm being honest, I see myself working in an office, maybe becoming a chairman. But since I'm here, I may as well say that I see myself still working here." said Crunch.
The manager did some thinking.
"You're hired." said the manager, "Work as the cook."
Crunch nodded.
"Thank you." said Crunch.
He walked out of the office and saw Amity waiting outside and became shocked.
"Amity, what're you doing here?" said Crunch.
"What's it look like, I'm getting a job." said Amity.
"Don't get one where I just got hired from. It's bad luck." said Crunch.
The man came and saw Amity and became mad.
"Get out of here you BEEP! He said.
Crunch and Amity gasped in shock.
The staff in the restaurant gasped in shock.
The patrons gasped in shock.
A dog was urinating before stopping and gasped in shock.
Some birds were flying before stopping in shock and fell to the ground.
The Earth was rotating before stopping.
Back in the restaurant, the manager chuckled nervously.
Then a guy in a business suit appeared and glared at the man.
"You're fired. Your replacement will be here momentarily, and he supports women's rights." said the guy in a business suit.
The man is shocked.
"WOMEN HAVE NO RIGHT, THEY ARE MENT TO BE SLAVES TO US MEN!" He shouted. "WHY DID YOU THINK I NEVER LET WEMON IN HERE TO EAT!" He shouted. "Mark my words I will close this down." He said and laughed and jumped out the window.
"Aw shut the fuck up." the man from corporate said before stabbing the former manager in the head, killing him.
Then someone else in a managers outfit appeared in the room and looked at Amity.
"You're hired." said the new manager.
Amity sighed.
"Oh thank goodness." said Amity.
She was given an apron and a note pad.
"Waitress." said the new manager.
Amity groaned.
"Gotta start somewhere." said Crunch.
Amity nodded.
"Fair point." said Amity.