To Gabriel
You're my favorite angel and I want my mommy to be happy.
Fan Frankie
Hey little man. You're one of my favorite humans. Give your mom her phone back. It's not nice to steal, kiddo.
Oh, and to Mommy Michelle, be on the lookout for tall, dark and handsome sometime in the next few days. He'll be there, I'm sure of it! (No, it's not me. I'm neither tall, nor dark. I am devastatingly handsome though.)
Gabriel (The favorite angel of humanity)
Hey short stack,
I know you're hearing this, Gabriel. Sam told us you'd opened up your ears to prayers and angel radio.
Get your ass back here. We need your Grace to save the world.
Hey Dick,
Screw you.
Gabriel,
Dean told me he prayed to you. Remember last time I did so I told you to ignore him? Yeah, I guess now you understand why. He's not happy with you.
Sorry.
Hey Sam,
Don't worry about your dick brother. He keeps annoying me and he'll find out how bad an idea that is. Yet again, he has no sense of self preservation, so maybe not. Keep yourself safe.
I pray to thee, Archangel Gabriel, for Judgement upon one of the flock.
One of my fellow pastors has been abusing the children of our church. I accidentally found out, but the police aren't doing anything after I called it in. These children need protecting. Please send a sign that you will protect them and bring about justice to he who hurt them.
In the name of our Father, Amen
Pastor Paul
No need to get so formal in your prayers to me, Paul. I hear you and will be visiting very soon. I would send you a pic of what I look like currently, but I have little practice with new tech of late, unfortunately. You'll know it's me though, trust me. This one needs a more personal touch than a text message.
Keep giving me updates though. Prayer is fine, or you could just reply to this message. I'm fine either way.
Gabriel