To the Angel Gabriel.

Please, please help me. I need to get out. I can't stay here anymore, please..."

Angela,

Hey. You want him in one piece or do you want me to smite him? I will be happy either way. Delete this message as soon as you reply to it. Keep safe.

Gabriel

? Gabriel?!

Is this real? Because if it is, please keep him alive. I just want out.

Consider it done. Delete now.

Dear Gabriel,

Can you please tell mommy to get me a pony for Christmas?

From Howard

Hey Howard,

No can do. Your mom doesn't have the money to keep one healthy and you don't have the room. It would be unfair on your mom, the pony and after a bit you. Sometimes life hurts, kid. Tell you what though, there's a nice little place to learn to ride near where you live that can take you on as a pupil. You get the ponies, learn to ride, and don't need to spend half as much money. Everyone wins.

Gabriel.

Good news, Gabe!

We got Rowena on the team to fight Michael. She's the most powerful witch on the planet. She'll be a great asset.

Good on you, Sammich. I'm glad things are looking up for you and TFW.

You sure you don't want to join?

Yep. Doing my own thing right now.

Okay. Have fun.

Will do!

Gabriel?

Hello Pastor! I was wondering if I would ever hear from you!

Is this a test of my faith?

Hah, nope. This is me getting smitey. Seriously, nothing pisses me off more than child abusers. Especially if the abuse is sexual in nature.

I am not sure you are actually the angel.

Don't blame you. Interesting fact though. Angels? We're just as flawed as you humans.

You said you would come here and show yourself.

Yeah...

I will get there eventually. I don't think your church would survive a visit from me right now. I need to get better control over my anger first. Just got done giving a different abuser the lesson of his life.

You are...very violent.

Hey, I am doling out justice for those who can't get it other ways. The woman who prayed to me asked me to spare his life. I did. Nothing is going to save your fellow pastor.

He is supposed to be a man of God.

True. Seems to be working more for my dick of a brother. I recently found out Lucifer bust out of his cage again and is walking the Earth. Mind you, this really isn't his thing.

Is it the End of Times?

I don't know. But if it is, it's not coming from Lucifer. It will be from alt!Michael. He destroyed his own world and is looking to bust into this one to destroy it to make it his paradise. Apparently.

I wonder what happened to our Mike? Hmm, maybe I should actually get in contact with Luci and ask him.

Paul? You there?

I need to not be told anymore.

Yeah, I know exactly how you feel. It was a bit much for me to take in as well. I'm still trying. TTYL. That does mean talk to you later, doesn't it?

Yes. Bye.

See ya!