NOTE: Chapter 1 has been edited, please read for a better feel of the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.
I accept constructive criticism. c:
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Three weeks later…
*sounds of shuffling feet*
A whisper. "3…2…1…go."
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*lights brighten to reveal Kent Brockman sitting at his desk*
"Good evening folks, my name is Kent Brockman. We have breaking news for you, exclusive from the Springfield Police Department. It appears that a convict by the name of Jack Crowley has escaped Springfield Penitentiary late last night."
"Investigations show that he escaped through a man-made tunnel that was carved with a metal spoon. After he exited the tunnel, he ran to Donny's Discount Gas where he held up a customer and stole their car, successfully driving away. The carjacking was reported immediately after and connected to the case early this morning."
"Police advise the public to stay vigilant, as they cite Crowley as a dangerous criminal who may be armed. Keep your doors locked and your windows closed, do not walk alone, and call the police if you have clues to his whereabouts. Here is his picture."
*a box to the side depicts the mugshot of a man in his 30s with dark brown hair and an aloof expression*
"If you see this man, do not, I repeat, DO NOT approach him. Phone the police immediately and stay away. Good night."
*light dims as Law and Order: Elevator Inspectors Unit comes back on*
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Unfortunately for the Simpsons, they were eating out and enjoying themselves, unable to hear the sudden news.
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Uh oh, Jack's back! If nobody remembers, he was in 'Pokey Mom'. He was that prison guy that Marge took in because he was a talented artist. Skinner asked him to paint a mural for the school and yelled at him when he used his own idea. So Jack had to follow Skinner's design and repaint it, much to the displeasure of everybody else. AND SKINNER STILL YELLED AT HIM.
So Jack got pissed and burnt the mural down, causing a fire, and lied to Marge that he didn't do it. She tried to help him escape, but he ended up being an idiot and burning Skinner's car in front of everyone, laughing like the psycho that he is. Long story short, he got arrested and was never seen again…until now.
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