Okay, ~ words in italics between tildes ~ is Lucifer in angel radio. Tildes in angel radio is archangel speak now.

~ Gabriel, I am back. ~

~ Gabriel? ~

~ I will talk to you later when you talk back to me. ~

Hey Dick!

Answer your brother before I'm driven insane.

Hey Gabriel.

We're all back now, in case that wasn't plainly obvious now.

Cass says he's been trying to get in contact but you are ignoring him.

You alright?

Gabe, it's been an hour with no response and I'm getting worried...

Respond when you're at your phone please.

Hello?

I am guessing you are Sam.

Gabriel is not currently on Earth and has left his phone with me.

He can't answer you right now.

He can still answer prayers

Why is he ignoring Cass?

And who are you?

He is not happy with Castiel right now.

He will answer when he is ready to.

And I am Paul.

Gabriel stayed with me as he recovered enough before he left.

Okay.

Well, I'll get Cass to tell him we're back then.

Thanks for letting us know.

You're welcome.

~ ...Gabriel? ~

~ Holy shit, Lucifer! ~

~ You're not dead? ~

~ Obviously... ~

~ Can you come save me from the dungeon in this dad forsaken bunker? ~

~ Right now ignoring the Winchesters. Also not anywhere near Earth. ~

~ I am pouting at you. Right now. Can you feel it, brother? ~

~ Nope. ~

~ You used to be fun... ~

~ You used to be sane. ~

~ Well, so sorry if Hell fucks you up. ~

~ ...Yeah. I get that. Still not rescuing you. You tried to kill me. ~

~ My bad. Okay. Maybe I'll get to meet Jack like this? ~

~ Maybe. Good luck with that. ~

~ Do you think I'll be a good dad? ~

~ I didn't even know you had any interest at all in sex, let alone having a kid. You hate humans. What the hell is that even about? ~

~ Not really interested. Cassie's not interested either and he lost his v-card before me. And it kind of veers between being a better dad than dad and wanting to know all that power comes from me. ~

~ I think you need to work on your sanity before even trying anything if power is one of the reasons. Also I don't want to think of you and sex. Because eww. ~

~ Don't think I don't know about your porn, Gabe. It's almost as disgusting as hanging out with the Pagans. ~

~ You WATCHED my porn?! That...no. ~

~ More like Sam watched your porn and I got the upload when I took him as a vessel. ~

~ Wait...did he watch the whole thing, or just the bit with my message? ~

~ Dean turned it off as soon as he realised you were about to go for it on the bed. So, no, not the whole thing. ~

~ Please tell me I hadn't stripped down all the way, because I am suddenly feeling body shy. ~

~ Aww, someone's got a cruuush. ~

~ It's not that. I got stuck in Hell too. With Asmodeus souped up on my Grace. Not a pleasant experience. ~

~ Oh, that's how he was so strong. I wondered about that. He was always the weakest of my demons. ~

~ Nice to know and makes me feel a whole lot better. ~

~ Eh, welcome to Hell, I guess. ~

~ Gee, thanks... ~

~ So, if no rescue is coming, will you at least talk to me every now and then? ~

~ Depends on how much you decide to annoy me. ~

~ I'll be good. ~

~ Great. Right now I am going to go radio silent on you, because I am getting a headache. ~

~ Wait. headache? ~

~ Smote an asshole paedophile priest the other day. Been getting migraines since. ~

~ Hah, flex those unused skills. ~

~ I did and I am suffering for it. Bye. ~

~ Talk later bro. ~