AN: This is a self-indulgent side project. If you want to check out the edits that I made for this, you can look at the fic on AO3 where I usually embed images alongside my fics.

FULL SUMMARY: As Wade Wilson waited for his third movie, he became bored and so he repeatedly watched The Mandalorian to pass the time. Afterward, Deadpool was so inspired by the TV series that he suddenly decided to go on an epic adventure across the universes using an improved time-travel machine.

However, instead of bringing an adorable green alien baby, he got a purple one instead, namely Baby Thanos.

- or when Deadpool and Baby Thanos meets Mando and Baby Grogu.

- or the story about Two Space Dads and their cute little bundles of joy plus the complete and utter chaos that follows

Wade Wilson knew he was late to join the Mandalorian bandwagon, but it's better late than never right?

Many, many hours later...

"Oh. Come. On!" Wade Wilson complained loudly as he watched the end credits of the last episode of the second season of the Mandalorian. "That can't be over! When the hell is the third season coming out?!"

"Didn't you just watch the last episode of the second one? So it will probably take another year before the next season," Cable pointed out from beside him and Wade just glared at the other man, even though he knew Cable couldn't see his expression through his mask.

"Geeze, thanks for stating the obvious buddy!" He said to Cable. "And why the hell are you even still here?! Don't you have something more important to do than sit here and sip your goddamn whiskey? Are you trying to get yourself drunk this early in the morning?"

"It's actually wine. I have finer taste than you," Cable replied dryly. "Also, if you are really bored, I think you better get your ass moving Wade and find something else to do other than binge watch movies."

"What do you suggest I do then?" Wade whined. "Disney bought the rights to my movies and they are taking such a long time in deciding what to do with me. Now, I'm in literal limbo - although I'm glad I can still break the fourth wall, but I don't want to talk to the writer who is writing this fic because she has a personality of a roadkill. So what do I do now Cable? I'm so bored!"

"I don't know...since you told me that you manage to travel back in time, even to where you interfered with your past selves in different universes...well, why don't you try that again? Maybe you can even be like Mando."

"And what? Get a baby alien too?" Wade asked.

And just like that.

Deadpool brightened up.

"You know what? That actually sounds like a good idea!" He exclaimed. "I think I will do that and maybe I can rename myself as The Deadpoolorian."

Deadpool giggled and clapped his hands excitedly.

Meanwhile, Cable felt only rising dread when he saw the mercenary's reaction.

Oh no, this is not going to end well at all. Cable thought.

A week later…

"You are one ugly, sonofabitch!" Deadpool said as he peered at the little bundle tucked in his arms.

At his insult, the purple baby alien simply cooed.

Afterward, Deadpool could only stare at Baby Thanos for a second before he did something impulsive.

"Aww...Ok, I take it back...you are sooo adorable!" Deadpool gushed as he poked the baby's chubby left cheek with one gloved finger. "But don't let the Avengers know that, ok buddy? I'm sure they won't like the sight of me fussing over you. Anyway, let's go Baby Thanos! So what do you think about meeting Mando and the little tyke, Baby Grogu?..."

In response, Baby Thanos just made cute little baby noises while Deadpool laughed like a complete maniac at the thought of disrupting the new TV series.