Monogram & Doof
Requested by/Dedicated to: InkyBlackRaven
Francis Monogram was sitting in the coffee shop enjoying his coffee. He was not wearing his usual uniform, instead he was wearing a simple T-Shirt and jeans.
Heinz walked in, walked passed him and ordered his own coffee – to go. As he was walking towards the door he spied his nemesis's boss. "Francis? Is that you?" He called out and stood beside the other man.
"Heinz." Francis replied monotonously. "What brings you to this establishment today?" Without invitation, Heinz took the seat across from the overly formal man.
The two men started discussing business. "Agent P. has requested that you give him one day a week to spend with his family." Francis said then raised his coffee to take a sip. Doctor D. looked at his own beverage. "I was going to ask you if you had any ideas for any -inators that wouldn't cause harm to Perry The Platypus. I know that he's my nemesis, but he's a good guy."
Francis put his drink down. "I'll check with Carl about that. He's got a list of what you've built over the years." Heinz looked hard at Monogram. "You know, it just occurred to me that you could shorten your name to Frank; it wouldn't sound so feminine."
Major Monogram shook his head. "Only my most trusted friends are allowed to call me that. You're not on that list." Heinz's face fell, then Monogram continued. "... Yet."