Me: Hey People it's me AAAAAAGGGGGGAAAAAAIIIINNNNN! YIPEEEEEEEE! I will be doing interviews with people! but mostly, FICTIONAL PEOPLE! JOY!
Snape: I clearly don't see how you act like this.
Me: aww, cheer up, Sevvy. like, my first name is literally sunny.
Snape: it is.
Me: anyway, unfortunately, I don't own this.
Draco: I hope you rather not
Me: Okay, let's start! *squeals like the fangirl I am*! I still can't believe I AM TALKING TO YOU! LET"S START WITH...HARRRRY POTTTTTTTA *sings the main tune*
Harry: Not really necessary.
Me: okay, my first question, how do you think about being in a book?
Harry: weird, I guess. So my whole life is basically printed down right? written by this person called, "JK Rowling"
Me: yep, and so is your thoughts. So this is slush against secrets.
Harry: oh *sadly looks on the ground* so I am basically made for entertainment, right? to make you guys happy, so my whole life is a lie.
Me: NO! YOU WILL NOT THINK YOURSELF LIKE THAT! YOUR TEN THOUSAND MILLION FANS WOULD NOT WANT THAT, WOULD YOU?! *looks at screen*
Harry: really?
Me: yep, they are not just cuz of your fame. They (including me) stuck through your thick and thin, and now look, I improved on my reading! I basically spent my nights to 12 o' clock to finish your battles
Harry: really?
Me: everyone does, anyway, before more grief gets out, another question! For Sirius, seriously
Sirius: I'd knew it would be me, cuz I'm so awesome
(out of somewhere pops out a voice): you remind me of Apollo when he's riding his car
Me: SQUEAL! alright my question, What do you think about the fanfics people wrote about you
Sirius: some updated my awesomeness, but some just scarred me for life. like why would people ship me and Moony? I mean, I love him, in a brotherly way...
Me: *muttering* cuz it's awesome and cute and fluffy. And I ship it
Sirius: WHAT
Me: NoThING
Sirius: and there's one about me and Prongs, I mean, He is basically my brother, and some about me and, OH GOD NO, HARRY?
*scrolling around frantically*
Me: cuz you haven't seen the ones with sev-
Sirius: WHAT
Me: NOTHING, anyway, MOONY! HELP ME!
Remus: yes?
Me: a question. Did you have a crush on anyone in the Marauder's era?
Remus: the what?
Me: oh, sorry, the time you guys went to Hogwarts.
Remus: *looking down*, blushing: I-I had a crush on Lily
Me: WHAT?
Remus: shush, or people would hear
Me: nope, Harry's too busy gasping and looking through all the stuff I've read and *buried my head* oh god, wrote
*Harry eyes wide*
Harry: you basically created another potter and put it as a...demigod? what is that?
Me: never mind my writing
Harry: and you created a poem for, MY MUM AND SNAPE?
Me: well, my imagination was up
Harry: and...you wrote on my birthday.
Me: back to remus. no offense Moony, but James would kill you if he finds out.
Remus: I know, that's why I ignored it. James would-
James burst in: I would what, WHAO, that's your website for writing?! son, move over, I'm gonna see, WHAT DO I SEE? LILY AND-
Me: WELLTHISISTHEENDOFTHEINTERVEIWBYEPPLGOINGBACKTOMYWORLD
James: YOU COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF
Snape: scarred for life.
Me: *disappears and reappears writing this fanfic*: close one! well, review!