*appears out of nowhere*
Me: okay, hello people. I am currently being kidnapped by a buncha fictional characters, more specifically, certain someones. and currently, I am cornered by madmans. Oh joy. currently here are Snape, Sirius, Remus, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny from HP, Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Will, and from PJO!
Harry: Yeah, when you done commentating, and because you answered questions from us, we need you to-
Me: wait, first things first. You gotta do the disclaimers.
*everyone looking confused*: wha?
Me: Well, I don't own this, own all of you, neither do..you? That's confusing. Anyway, repeat after me, "The Harry Potter characters belongs to JK Rowling and The Percy Jackson characters belongs to Rick Riordan."
Percy: Why...would we belong to someone else
Harry: because we do! well, never mind anything..Percy was it?
Me: you can bond all the time you want, but now, I need the disclaimers. Quick! You guys do the honors
Percy, slowly: The... Percy Jackson characters belongs to...Rick Riordan?
Me: That's the spirit!
Harry: The Harry Potter characters belongs to JK Rowling...
Me: The Gryffindor I know! Now do you want to continue?
Harry: yes..*corners me again*: We would like for you to answer some questions. Or we would not let you go
Me: You know, this is inside my head, so I could come out anytime I want to.
Harry: yeah, but we know ways. I have my wand, and I can do things.
*wand appears from nowhere and I take it*: Yeah, but I have mine too. Expecto Patronum! *badger comes out of my wand*
*shocked wizards and witches*
Hermione: you're a muggle!
Me: This is in my head legit! I can be whatever I want to be! But I used my Pottermore one, so...yeah. Continue. start
Ginny: you aren't going? why are being so cooperative? You can just blast outta here!
Me *raising my eyebrows*: It's not like I see the-boy-who-lived and boy-who-killed-kronoz everyday. Plus, it's fun talking to you.
*silence*
Percy: okay, first question. How do you a mortal,
Sirius: and muggle,
Percy: know about us so much?
Me *snorting*: I basically have all your books, see *throws HP and Half blood Prince across and PJ and Lightning thief*: Half blood prince was my favorite, so much I wrote on my drawing book, "This property belongs to LeHomoSapien"
Snape: *raises and eyebrow* Me: It's alway yours, Sevvy. Though I must say, Harry enjoyed it more than normal. Go flip through it!
Percy: What...That's me!
Me: yes, that idiot is you.
Percy *exclaims*: I'm Percy Jackson
Me*rolls eyes*: yes, unless you changed your name into Peter Johnson along the way, this is you.
Harry: Those are...my thoughts. So now it's official
Me: If you don't want them to see how much you gone through with the Dursley's, then do not see HP and Sorcerers stone.
Sirius: now that have to be showed.
Me: nah, Harry wouldn't want to, right? *he nodded*
Sirius: I'm his godfather!
Me: and I'm his fangirl. I trust what he does, even if it does get him through thick...scratch that...SHIT trouble. As your fangirl, Har, I demand you to stop being so reckless. I literally bit my hands off when you when into the chamber. and you!
*rounds on Percy*: WHAT YOU DO BACK THERE IS COMPLETELY INSANE! IS YOUR BRAIN CRUSHED OR SOMETHING?! NO, SRATCH THAT, IT IS TANGLED IN SPIDER WEBS *A certain Athena daughter looks terrified*-no offense Annabeth-OR SOMETHING! CUZ FIGHTING ON A GOD, GOD, ALTHOUGH ARES IS A PAIN IN THE ASS, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT!
Percy grins sheepishly: sorry, wait, it's not me! how do we come from stories?
Me: As your fangirl...I have no idea. But it's in my head, so this could happen. I'm thinking of you, so that's why, probably. so, second question!
Hermione: You gave us an interview not so long ago. Could it be explained in more a necessary way?
Me: bugger off with the fancy words. just say, "Why did you do that interview, what is it for", okay? I'm not Percy
Percy: what? I don't use fancy words
Me: no, not you. Percy Weasley, the one who kisses Fudges shoes everyday.
*Ron, Sirius, Remus, Harry, Hermione, and Ginny laughs*
Ginny: Yeah, bighead boy Percy. would pay a thousand galleons to sniff Fudges socks every morning.
Percy (Jackson): somehow I feel offended.
Me: comon Sevvy! join the fun!"
Snape*growls*: If you call me Sevvy one more time...
Me: Sorry Sev. oops Sev. As your fangirl, I believe it's called, "Friendly"
Snape: You no good-
Me: muggle, yeah, I am. and I quote, "comon, She's just a muggle" I'll appreciate it, coming from you. After all, it's not like I dip-dived into the memories with Harry and know everything. Don't worry, I won't spy you behind the bushes.
*Everyone else confused, Snape stiffen, Harry shocked*
Me: Drama! I HEART DRAMA
Nico: Why are you so immature
Me: it's called, spreading the awesomeness. Or maybe I just haven't found the thing that could broke me yet, like before you. good ol' days, di Angelo.
Nico: How-
Me: The Titan's curse. But don't worry, I won't embarrass you. or...not too much. I am a failed nice big sister anyway, and things gets cheesy.
Harry: can you answer the question, please?
Me: sure. I wanted to meet you and then interview you so I could record them and send it on fan fiction.
Harry *narrows eyes*: words we said? Every single one of them?
Me: I'm not Rita Skeeter, Harry. I'm not gonna write something like, "Potter declares he's gay" or something on it. Oh shoot, maybe I will...*spell comes at me* PROTEGO! alright, never mind.*crossed finger*
Ginny: you better not- *harry beams* write stuff about us
Harry: I feel so loved, Ginny
Ginny: I know.
Percy: I agree
Me: I could have sworn that you are twins or brothers. Well, maybe like Gred and Forge, who constantly gets into trouble and reckless the nerves out of people
Harry: I swear, we are not related. sure we have messed black hair and green eyes
Me: and a certain amount of bad luck
Percy: yeah
Me: and full of reckless ignorance
Snape: I could never agree more
Me: and so protective that willing to risk yourself at death, I mean, there's more ways
Harry: hey, just let me finish, okay? yes, that, and-
Me: have amazingly hot girlfriends, boy, am I single!
*Annabeth and Ginny blushes*
Harry: yeah, but We are not related, I'm not...*flips through book quickly* a son of a god, and he's not a wizard
Percy: last time I checked.
Will: I have one question, an very important
Me: Okay!
Will: who are you
Me, turning to drama mode: Ah, I knew I have to reveal soon... Yes, It is I, LEHOMOSAPIEN! widen your eyes upon me, laddies, for I am the president of UPZ, I am the invader of the dark, I AM-
*gets hit with a pillow*
Me scowling: alright, this place needs a little smile, okay? I am a meaningless little fleck in the sea of fanfiction. Happy?
Will: Sorry about-
Me: nah, it's fine, I'm just a little-sniff-emotional *handkerchief appears, me Fake dabbing my eyes*. Alright, anything else?
Ginny: so what you do everyday is write fake stories about us right? *computer appears from nowhere*
Me: It's called letting the imagination everyday, but as a fangirl, I learned how to separate sounds of the music in my ear and the knocks when my mum comes down. So I can always know when stop and pretend doing homework. I draw too.
Annabeth: could we see your writings?
Me: the others have seen it. I even remember James wanting to kill a certain someone. But I thought you had dyslexia.
Annabeth: Yeah, but I can read some other stuff. A little bit
Me: Well, just don't say god as dog.
*flipping through*
Percy, *silence*: I thought I told you we weren't related.
Me: You just told me, I didn't know before. besides, It's imagination!
Sirius: yeah, and you should explain to me WHAT IS THAT I SAW
Me: imagination. what you saw was pure imagination. Or I could write a story about Marauder's era
Harry: Last question, could you answer it?
Me: bring it on!
Harry: How many muggles know about us
Me: thousands! more than 50,000! See Harry, you are famous! Every single fangirl has you in their head, and they stuck through thick and thin.
Harry *emotional* : that's...nice
Me: Not because you are the boy-who-lived. oh shoot. *checks clock* I gotta go. See you next time!
*me come back* niceeeee...