Sakaki had to get up super early in order to make it to work on time. She slunk out of Tomo's bed and tried to be as quiet as possible. Not that she really had to. A freight train couldn't wake that girl up. In fact, she sounded like a freight train with the way she was snoring.

Hmm, she thought. Maybe I should take a shower first.

She was amazed at how much bigger the bathroom Tomo, Yomi, and Kagura had was than her's. I mean, I guess it makes sense, there's three of them and one of me. But for the first time she actually fit underneath the showerhead. And it was adjustable! How fancy-shmancy.

One very good shower later, she threw open the shower curtain. There, brushing her teeth, previously very sleepy and now very much awake, was Kagura.

"GYAH!" Kagura screamed. "SAKAKI, WHAT THE–!"

"I'M SORRYYYYY!" Sakaki wailed. Oh God, had Kagura *seen–?*

She grabbed a towel and hid in the shower. Commotion started occurring outside the bathroom.

"Wha's goin' onnnn?" said a bleary-eyed Yomi, barely able to see straight without her glasses.

"I HAVE BUSINESS WITH TOMO!" Kagura yelled.

"Oh? At...6 in the morning?"

"YES!" She barged into her girlfriend's room, and Sakaki could hear her yell something that sounded like, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SAKAKI WAS PACKING HEAT!" Sakaki turned a deep red, and glanced down at herself. I didn't think I was *that* big...

"SHE'S WHAT?!" came Tomo's voice. "WHY WOULD YOU THINK I KNEW THAT?"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCKED HER LAST NIGHT, DUMBASS!"

"I'M THE ONE WHO–WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?! NO, I DIDN'T!"

Brief pause.

"Oh." She could hear Kagura sheepishly leave Tomo's room.

"Hey, uh, um, Sakaki?" Kagura said, gently knocking on the door. "Uh, sorry about that..."

"It's okay, just...do what you need to do."

"Well, I was gonna take a shower..."

"Oh." Sakaki bundled herself in a towel and emerged from the shower, thoroughly embarrassed.

"Heyyy, I like what you've done with your hair!" Kagura said. She then glanced away quickly. It was pretty obvious that seeing Sakaki naked was not gonna leave her mind anytime soon.

"Er, thanks." She quickly gathered up her things as Kagura ran the water. Yomi stopped her on her way out.

"Hey, again, sorry about this."

"It's okay, really."

"I thought they'd gotten over this type of...chicanery."

"If Yukari taught us anything, it's that you can be 30 and still a kid."

"Heh," Yomi said. "True."

And with that, Sakaki left for work.