Monty and Francis
Requested by: The Angry American
Major Francis Monogram walked into the coffee shop. He looked around at the few patrons, then made his way to the counter to place an order. "Coffee." He said to the barista, who smiled back at him. "Which type?" The barista inquired, gesturing to the overhead coffee options.
"Hey Dad." Monty greeted as he came up behind his father. "Monty, my boy." He said, smiled at the barista then whispered to his son. "How does one order just a coffee?"
Monty stepped up to the counter. "Hi, we'll have one Caramel Latte Macchiato and one Colombian." The barista nodded and prepared the drinks.
"What on earth did you order?" Francis inquired. Monty laughed. "I ordered a Maple latte with foam for myself and a simple coffee for you." Francis shook his head. "Sounds like you're talking in code."
Monty paid for the drinks and they went to sit at a table. "That's how you spend your entire day; talking in code."
AN: Time for a small piece of truth... I'm not a coffee drinker; I drink tea. Feel free to leave a review or PM with comments or pairs you'd like to see.