High I'm proud of my stories, but I decided to work on my grammar becuse i had a fight with my beta reader.
So once a upon a time in a tropical world known as Alola la la! La la la la la! Alola la la! la la la la la! I just can't get you gotta my head. come on rude rude boy boy can you get it up. Come in rude boy boy is you big enough. There was a lonely diglett with a shiny blue nose. Diglet the blue nose pokemon had a shiny nose. If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle gotta rub me the right way. BECAUSE my loneliness is killing me and I, I must confess I still believe, STILL BELIEVE when I'm not with you I lose my mind. GIVE ME A SIIIIIIIIIGGGGN. Hit me baby... one more TIME!
Ow!
Digglet are you okay? Digglet are you okay? Are you okay Digglet? You've been hit by... you've been struck by a smooth criminal. I feel it coming knocking at your back door.
I shot officer JENNNYYYYYYYYYY
but I did no kill no Kenny
Are you still with me? Staaaaay wiiiiith meeeeeeeee. So yeah there's a diglet with a ue nose and all the other pokemon laugh at him cause hes bold and alolan diglets have hair. So digleett look into the mirror and thinks to himself...
You are BOLD, always believe in your soul you have to know youre indestructae always belieeeeeeeving. You... Mr Boombastic. They call him Mr. Boombastic, he's really fantastic cause theyre all jealous i am smooooth just like silk.
then he made a video on youtube then became star thank you the end.
this is ground control to major nip thats my husband bu the way. i want him to buy me some chicken ao we can have jerk chcken todaaaaay