The whole city known as canterlot looked at the flame made Phoenix as it rose to the sky above, only seconds ago sunset shimmer had finally snapped, this Anon-A-Miss had broken her and she was more then willing to show off her new colours.
The Phoenix turned into a giant sunset head-complete with a slasher grin-shocking everyone and causing glares form the students of CHS, with the exception of the CMC-who looked downright terrified-and twilight sparkle, who had come to watch under sunset's invite.
"I'VE COME TO MAKE AANNOUNCEMENT!ANON-A-MISS IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING FRIENDSHIP! THATS RIGHT, THEY TOOK THERE DIGITAL DICKOUT AND THEY PISSED ON ME AND MY FUCKING FRIENDS! AND THEY SAID THERE DICK WAS 'THIS BIG' AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING! SOI'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER! ANON-A-MISS, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUSS WHAT!? HERES WHAT MINE LOOKS LIKE!
The head grow a body and did all sorts of insane motions as she ranted, the rainbooms watched this with shock at just how broken her sanity had become, the CMC had been over come with guilt and broke down crying.
Twilight was angry at this worlds version of her friends but sunset had derailed entirely and was just going all out so the princess did not need to do anything...hopefully.
As for the principal and her sister...they had a bag of popcorn each and just enjoyed the show...and afterwards would find a psychologist for the poor girl but entertainment like this was not to be passed up, ya know?
As for sunset, she had just made a humongous dick for her fire construct.
"THATS RIGHT BABY! ALL REAL, HEAVY HITTING, NO SECRETS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!"
This worlds version of Fluttershy looked away, a red cloud covering her checks, rainbow looked in awe at the masterpiece, Appeljack felt sorry for what ever poor soul did this to sunset, raretiy covered her sister's eyes and told her not to look, pinkie was stunned to silence at the most powerful being in existence, and twilight wanted sunset to grow one and put it in her ass.
The same for the principal and her sister, they'd have to convince her to have a foursome after this.
"THEY FUCKED ME, MY FRIENDS AND MY LIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALL OF CANTERLOT! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!"
The construct did a Pelvis thrust and shot a giant plum of fire form it's dick straight into the sky and into space, somehow still burning toward the biggest obstacle in its wake: the moon.
"She's not gonna..." Luna said her sister as she looked in shock at the ultimate attack, "oh yeah, she gonna" Celestia said as she ate a hand full of popcorn.
"EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON CANTERLOT, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!"
The plasma piss formed into the shape of a fist and punched it, after 4 minutes of burning, a volcaniccrackhad formed on the moon's Surface. Shock all of the city's population.
" HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, LUNA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!"
"But not you, vice priz, u da cool shiz." Sunset said as she teleported to them befor going back to where she was.
The Dazzlelings had busted there guts with Celestia laughing there asses off. Both the pony and human versions, and both Lunas looked at the scene perplexed as to why sunset would say such a thing.
"YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRRRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"
Just as the Titan Extinguished itself, twilight teleported to the principle sisters as sunset did the same thing, "you four, me, bedroom, now." She said and did not have to ask twice as the four found themselves in her bedroom, not to be seen again for the rest of the weekend.
As for the rest of city, A miniature apocalypse had begun, the rainbooms were panicking, the sirens were having the time of there lives and the CMC had one collective thought.
'We really fucked up this time'
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