The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the director that brought you such sterling examples of modern animation as Puppy Dog Pals, Zevo-3, and Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch, comes a Indian-Irish-American computer generated film (You can't make this shit up) that taught well meaning parents everywhere that just because something has the Dove Seal of Approval does not make it quality entertainment.
Norm Of The North!
Travel to the majestic, amazingly marketable wilderness of the Arctic, where the whales twerk, Caribou are gambling addicts, and bears have access to iPads.
Ruling over this frozen Mental Asylum are the Polar Bears, who would rather entertain tourists and shake their asses like desperate prostitutes than establish themselves as the most powerful land predators on earth.
When commercial exploitation threatens the tranquility of this poorly computer generated environment, it's up to Norm, a fat, funky Polar Bear with bullshit language communication powers to save the day.
Join Norm and a obligatory trio of annoying, personality devoid sidekicks as they travel to New York on a quest to save their home, on a miraculously unmagical adventure which mainly consists of the lemmings unloading their remarkably large bladders on everything in sight. Because only the very best of family entertainment will do for your kids, whom you probably let watch The Hunger Games when they were six before dropping them off at the theater to see Deadpool because you were too damn lazy to check the R-rating.
Enjoy almost ninety minutes of nonstop cliches, abysmal writing, unnecessary dance numbers, rejected Adam Sandler Jokes, nausea educing camera work, and worst of all, Rob Schneider.
So freeze your expectations for a family friendly fiasco that temporally held a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes before shooting up to a stellar 9%, (Audience Score 22%) which apparently is a high enough score to justify two sequels. Shit.
Starring-
Winnie The Fatass- Norm
Alvin and The Pissmunks- The Lemmings
Jimmy Gingertron- Olympia
ACME CEO- Mr. Greene
Mine! Mine! Mine!- Socrates
Numbskull Of The North!
Wow, this film was so bad and unoriginal it could pass for a Disney Direct to DVD Sequel.