Glasses and Goons
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Glasses and Goons
"Yes. There at my house. Take us to my house and I can get them." Sam says.
"Autobots, roll out." Optimus tells his team. He transforms and the others follow his example.
Sam and Mikaela go towards Bee. I walk towards him as well but stop when Jazz asks,"Wanna hitch a ride wit me little lady. U'll have mo' room."
I look to Sam and Mikaela and they nod so I walk to Jazz. He opens the drivers door and I get in. Then everyone starts driving to Sam's. "Thanks for the ride. " I say hoping not to sound lame.
"Ur welcome. I didn't figur' you'd care fur bein' crammed in Bees back seat. So wats your designation?" He asks.
"My what?" I ask confused.
He chuckles and says,"My bad. I mean ur name?"
"Oh! It's Averie...Averie Poe." I answer.
"Cool name little lady." He comments.
"Thanks. Your is too. Is it safe to assume that since your name is Jazz you like music?" I ask.
"You bet! It was a passn' o mine on Cybertron!" He exclaims. "I ain't had a chance ta check ou' this planets music yet."
"Well, turn on your radio and I can introduce you to all kinds of good stuff." I say.
Jazz turns on his radio and for the rest of the drive we listen to all kinds of music. Jazz quickly loves just about everything he listens to. His favorite being rock and rap. The only rap I care for is Christian rap so out of respect for me that's the only kind he puts on. He even said he didn't care for the lyrics of regular rap cause the only things it sings about is stuff no one cares to listen to.
When even get to know one another and talk about our lives. He tells me about his life on Cybertron, before the war. Unsurprisingly, he was a musician and was quite popular. He told me about his likes, dislikes, hobbies, his friends, family, etc. he also told me about his best friend Prowl. Just by listening I can tell he misses him dearly. To brighten the mood I asks if he had a wife or girlfriend. After using the correct term for them, mates, he says no and that he never found the perfect femme.
I then told him all about me, about moving here, and when he asked why I had to move I said it was because my parents getting divorced. He didn't understand what that was so I explained it to him. He said he was sorry that had to happen and that he didn't understand how spark mates could suddenly fall out of love with one another.
"Don't you guys have divorce?" I ask.
His engine revs at the thought and says,"Primus na! When we fin' our spark mates an' bond we bond fur life. Der's no fall in' ou' of love. We love each uder fureva an' are faithful. We also share our thou'ts an emot'ns so we feel everting' da uder feels."
"Awwwwwwwww. Jazz that's beautiful...I sure wish that's how it was here. It would save a lot of heartbreak that way." I say longingly.
He gives a soft rev of comfort as he says,"Im sor'y ya had ta go trou' dat. I wish I could do some'n fur ya."
"That's okay Jazz. I'll get over it. Everyone eventually does." I reply sadly.
"Dat still ain't rite. Ur creators shoulda stuck it throu' Fur ya. Can' de see dat it hurts ya?" He adds.
"I guess it's better than hearing them fight all the time." I say.
After a minute of silence Jazz says,"Hey! I tank I knaw wat mite' make ya feel bedda." He turns his radio on and switches through stations until a soothing saxophone is playing through the speakers.
I smile and say,"Jazz."
"Yea?" He asks thinking I meant him.
I laugh and say,"No I meant that's Jazz music. I would always listen to it when my parents fought...it would always make me feel better."
He chuckles and says,"I'm glad...I don' want cha ta be sad."
I smile at that. I look out the window and see that we've made it to our neighborhood. We pull into the alleyway behind Sam's house. I get out, as do Sam and Mikaela. Sam rushes over to me and says,"I'm gonna go get the glasses while you two stay here with them and watch them."
I give him a dry look and say,"And what exactly can two human girls do if they decide they don't wanna be watched? I don't even think Chuck Norris could watch these guys."
"Now is not the time for your humor. Just watch them." He hisses before running into his yard.
I glare at his retreating form and mutter. My thoughts are interrupted by my cell phones ring tone. I search through my bag for it and then answer. "Hello?"
"Hey sweetie. Are you almost home? It's almost past your curfew." Mom asks.
My eyes widen and I wave Mikaela over. "Uh yeah. Actually, I'm over at Sam's with a new friend I just made and we're having a blast. Aren't we Mikaela?" I hold my phone out at Mikaela.
Luckily she thinks quick and says,"Hello ms. Poe. I'm Mikaela. Nice to meet you. Sorry to keep her out late. Time flies."
"Well I be Averie made a girlfriend. About time. You needed a girl to hang out with. It's nice to meet you Mikaela. You sound like a very sweet girl. I hope to meet you soon." Mom says.
"Tell you what we'll set up a time for that but until then can I stay over longer? I hate to say bye." I ask.
"Welllll...since your next door...sure. I have to stay up late to work on school work anyway. Just be home in an hour." She says.
"Thanks mom. You rock." I say.
"You know it. Love you." She replies.
"Love you too. Bye." I reply before hanging up. I turn to Mikaela and say,"Sorry about that. Quick thinking on your part so good job."
"It's cool...your mom sounds like a cool woman." She comments.
Before I can reply Optimus transforms and stands up, with the others following his example. "Wait wait! You'll be seen!" I hiss to Optimus.
"Time is short and we need those glasses." He replies.
"I realize that but if people see you then that will cause new issues." I add.
"Autobots. Remain out of sight and treed lightly." He says before stepping over the trees going into Sam's yard.
Mikaela and I yell at them to stop but we are ignored. She and I run into Sam's yard and he rushes over to us saying,"I told you two to watch them."
"Well you know what they seem to be in a bit of a rush." Mikaela replies.
"Oh this is bad." Sam mutters.
Suddenly we hear Mojo barking so we look over and see...one of the funniest things ever. Mojo is peeing on Ironhide's foot. He quickly shakes his foot, making Mojo flip, as he tries to shake the urine off. "No! Mojo! Off the robot!" Sam hisses to his dog.
"Eeeek. All wet." Ironhide mutters in disgust as he points his weapons at the poor dog.
We rush over as Sam picks Mojo up saying,"No no no no! Easy easy. Hold on! This is Mojo. He's an animal. He's a pet. Put the guns away. Put the guns away."
"You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?" Ironhide asks.
"No he's not a rodent. He's my chihuahua. We love chihuahuas!" Sam says urgently.
"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot." Ironhide growls.
"He he peed on you?" Sam asks. He then tells Mojo,"Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo."
"Bad Mojo." Ironhide mutters.
"I'm sorry. It's a male dominance thing. That's all that is." Sam states.
"That gonna rust." Ironhide groans.
I look over to the shed and see an old rag hanging on the door. I grab it and go to Ironhide. I go to wipe it off when he is startled by the contact and almost hits me. "Hey watch it! If you step on me I will be very unhappy...now stand still so I can wipe it off." I get back up and wipe the pee off and toss the rag to the side. "There. Your pee free."
He inspects it and says,"Much appreciated youngling. "
"Just hurry." I hear Optimus say. I look and see Sam go into the house. "Autobots recon." The bots then inspect the house.
"Hey Av, where's ur housin' unit?" Jazz asks.
"Next door." I say pointing to my house. "But that doesn't mean y'all can go over there. Mom will freak out and she's scary when she's freaked out."
Jazz laughs and says,"Chill Av. All we need is Sam's glasses."
Optimus then kneels down and says, "I need you to aid him in searching. We cannot waste time." He then lays his hand down Palm up, signaling he wants us to get on.
Mikaela gets on but I shake my head and say,"No no. I'm sorry but I don't do heights. "
He sighs and says,"It is urgent that you aid in searching. I promise no harm sill come to you. I will simply take you up to the unit."
I sigh and relunctetly get on. Mikaela grans onto my hand to comfort. We are raised to the window and Sam rushes over.
"Time is short." Optimus reminds.
"They really want those glasses." Mikaela says as Sam helps her inside. He then grabs my hand and pulls me in.
"Please hurry." Optimus adds.
"It's definitely gone." Sam says.
"What do you mean?" Mikaela asks.
"My glasses were in a bag in my backpack and now the backpack isn't here." Sam replies.
"But I remember you bringing it here." I assure.
"Well now I don't see it." He says.
"Well their gonna be ticked so what do you wanna do? " Mikaela asks.
"So what I think you two should do is check this whole section here. Just give it a clean sweep." Sam says.
We nod and Mikaela grabs a black box.
Sam rushes over and takes it from here. "No not there. That my private."
"You just told us to look." She argues.
"I didn't mean inside my treasure chest." He adds.
We then hear the sound of metal moving so we look out the window to see the bots in car mode. "What are doing? This isn't hiding. This is my backyard not a truck stop." Sam mutters.
I then see Optimus getting up. "Sam." I say getting his attention.
He goes to the window and says,"Listen to me. You gotta listen to me. My parents cannot see you. If they see you their gonna freak out and my mom has a temper."
"We must have the glasses. " Optimus reminds.
"I know you need the glasses. I've been looking but their not here. Their definitely not here." Sam says.
"Optimus pinches his nose and says,"Keep searching."
"I need you to be quite for five minutes. For ten minutes. Okay? I can't do all this while your making noise. I can't I can't concentrate. You want me to look but I can't-"
"Calm down calm down." Optimus tells the rambling teen.
"You gotta do something with them." Sam says about the bots.
"Autobots fall back." Optimus says standing up.
Suddenly there's shaking and I rush to the window to see Ratchet sprawled on the ground underneath the power lines.
"Earthquake! Earthquake!" I can hear Ron yell.
Suddenly all the electricity goes off. I then hear Sam's parents calling for him. Then there's knocking on the door. "Ratchet, you have to cut the light. Turn it off please."
He nods and turns it off.
"How come the doors locked? You know the rules. No doors locked in my house!" Ron yells.
Sam urges Mikaela and I to hide so we do. Ron then starts counting down and Sam opens the door before he hits one. "What's up? What's with the bat?"
"Who were you talking to?" Ron asks.
"I'm talking to you." Sam replies.
"Honey your so sweaty and filthy." Judy adds.
"I'm a child. You know a teenager." He answers.
"We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe-"
"It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?" Ron asks coming into the room.
"What light? You've got to lights in your hand dad!thats what the light is. Look you can't barge into my room like that. You gotta knock. You gotta communicate." Sam says.
"We knocked." Judy states.
"You didn't knock you were screaming at me. This is repression what your doing here. Your strangling my youth." Sam adds.
"Oh for Pete sakes you are so defensive. Were you...masturbating?" Judy asks.
My jaw drops at the question. I hear Mikaela snort in amusement next to me. We look to each other and grin, trying to contain our laughter.
"Was I-No mom!" Sam yells in embarrassment knowing who else in the room.
"Judy that's not something for you to bring up. That's a father and son thing." Ron says just as embarrassed.
"We don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. You can call it Sam's happy time...or my special alone." Judy says.
Oh my...yuck! That's worse.
"I'm sorry it's just been a weird night. I've had a little too much to drink." She states.
Ron then goes into the bathroom to search as the house shakes again."Earthquake! Another one! Get in the doorway! Aftershock aftershock!"
"Aww no! Look at the yard the yard is destroyed. Judy, better call the city we got a blown transformer. Power poles sparking all over the place. Oh man the yards a waste. Trashed. Gone." Ron rants. He and Judy then start hounding Sam so Mikaela and I decide to help him out. So we come out of our hiding place.
They stop talking as they look at us. "Hi Ms. Judy, Mr. Ron." I greet.
"Hi I'm Mikaela. I'm a friend of Sam's and Averie's." She greets.
"Gosh your gorgeous. I can't believe Sam managed to snag two gorgeous girls as friends...oh my goodness I'm sorry you had to hear our little family discussion." Judy gushes.
We laugh as Sam asks where his backpack is. "Oh it's in the kitchen." Judy replies.
We all make our way downstairs and Sam gets his glasses. "Your moms so nice. " Mikaela says.
Sam ignores that and says,"I want you two to distract my parents while I slip out and give them the glasses."
Suddenly the door bell rings a lot. Ron answers it and a guy with hair that looks like a chia pet is there, along with others. "Ronald Wikity?" He asks.
"It's Witwicky who are you?" Ron corrects and asks.
"We're with the government. Sector seven." The agent replies.
"Never heard of it." Ron comments.
"Never will." The annoying agent replies. "Your sons the great great grandson of Archibald Wikity is he not?"
"It's Witwicky." Ron corrects.
"May I enter the premises, sir?" The agent asks while walking in.
"Ron, there's guys all over the front yard." Judy states.
"what the heck is going on here?" Ron asks.
"Your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think it's involved in a national security matter." Agent doof says.
The agents then start digging through everything including Judy's garden, which ticks her off. She holds her bat up saying,"They better get their hands off my bush."
"Drop the bat mam." Doof says. "I'm carrying a loaded weapon."
"You better get those guys out of my garden or I'm gonna best the crap out of them. " she hisses.
"Are you experiencing any flu like symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?" Doff asks.
Sam, Mikaela, and I walk out of the kitchen from where we were listening. The agent notices us and says,"How ya doing son? Is your name Sam?"
"Yeah." He replies nervously.
"I need you to come with us." Doof says.
"Woah woah. Way out of line." Ron argues.
"Sir I am asking politely...back off." Doof says.
"Your not taking my son." Ron states.
"Really? You gonna try to get rough with us?" He asks.
"No but I'm gonna call the cops cause there's something fishy going on here. " Ron replies.
"Yes there's is something fishy. About you, your son, your little Taco Bell dog, and this whole operation you got going on around here." Doof says.
"What operation? " Ron asks.
"That's what we're gonna find out. " doof says. Then an agents whispers in his ear and he turns to Sam while holding up a device. "Son, step forward please."
Sam foes so as the agent holds up the device when it starts beeping erratically. "14 rads...bingo tag em and bag em."
We then find ourselves handcuffed and taken to black SUZv's. "You hurt my dog I kick your a-!" Judy yells. Way not to worry about us.
"Don't say a word Sam until we get a lawyer!" Ron yells. He and Judy are put into one car while the rest of us are in the one with the doof agent and his sidekick. Once inside they start driving towards...wherever.
Sorry I couldn't get that done sooner! Time got away from me! Anyway I hope y'all liked it and I hope to have the next one in tomorrow. Until then tell me what you think! :)