MC-Labs Presents:
HawkMoth's Worst Akumas!- Burger Brute!
(I do not own Miraculous, wish i did though.)
MC-Labs, MC's Study...
Our little dragon was minding his own business, working on his laptop when his head perked up.
MC: Oh! you're early, greetings, i hope you all had a wonderfull christmas, you're probobly wondering what i've been doing, well, i have been watching certain episodes of Miraculous, and to be honest, HawkMoth has made some fucked up Akumas, from Bubbler and Reflekta to Sapotis and Party Crasher, seriously! is he that fucking insane!
MC get off from his chair and grabs a large book from his shelf.
MC: and the worst part is, there are even worse ones, Akumas so god awfull that they were censored from the show for sanity's sake. here are some of HawkMoth's most fucked-up Akumas, villans so god awfull, that Ladybug would gag if she ever saw them again!
MC: Let's start with one of the least pointless and work our way downward.
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Brute
Marinette and Adrien were enjoying a decent lunch double date with Alya and Nino at a new burger joint called "Baley's Burgers"
"Damn! this is one fine slab of meat!" said Alya.
"You said it Babe, and since Mari invested in this place, we get free food!" said Nino as he sunk his teeth into a massive burger.
"Well, she did create the mascot!" Adrien, pointed to the cute panda girl statue.
The foresome were relaxing, HawkMoth had not attacked in a month.
(AN: the reason? Even villans get artist's block)
Unfortunatley, when it comes to Marinette and her friends, peace never last long...
"Blech! You Call this Food?" a familliar voice shrieked.
The voice belongs to Chloe, who was complaing to the cashier.
"I wouldn't feed this to my worst enemy, and Lila is Italian, Meat is in her heritage!" Chloe sneered.
The cashier, who just happened to be Sabrina doing volenteer work at this new restarant, was used to Chloe's outbursts.
Just then, the cook made his way to the register, "is somthing wrong missy?" he said in a souther drawl.
"Yeah, there's somthing wrong, this burger is garbage!" Chloe snapped.
"Missy, i'll have you know that these burgers are made with my family's secret recipie, and those kids seem to like em" he contested as he pointed to Marinette and ther others.
"Those jerks have no taste buds, my palete is a bit more refined, now i want my money back!" she snarled.
Sabrina, for once decided to stand up to her "Friend" and stood between her and the cook.
"Sorry Chloe, but we have a policy, if the burger has been eaten, the sale is final." Sabrina explained.
"Fine, i'll just have Daddy close this greese pit!" Chloe said as she strutted away.
Sabrina breathed a sigh of relief as Marinette made her way to the cook.
"Sorry you had to see that, Kiddo." the Cook/Manager said.
"That's alright, Mr. Baley, we still like your burgers!" said Alya, "Mari, you are gonna make some good money here since you invested in this."
"If that brat doesn't shut me down first, i won't lie to ya, i'm scared, i poured my life savings in this place, i would hate to see it go under cause' of one little girl." Mr. Baley said as he returned to the kitchem.
With a simple nod, Marinette and the others left, unaware of the purple butterfly heading into the kitchen.
Mr. Baley was making burgers for tonight, when the purple butterfly landed on his spatula.
"Burger Brute, i am HawkMoth, who is Chloe to spit on your family's traditions, i can give you the power to serve up a order of retribution, i ask only for Ladybug and and Cat Noir's Miraculous!" the villan cooed.
"One brat, medium rare and 2 magical jewels, comming up!" Mr. Baley said as the darkness envelopes him.
Later that night...
Marinette and Alya were sleeping over at her place, Tikki and Trixx were watching a slasher flick while the two girls were working on a group project when Trixx and Tikki flew to their chosens.
"Marinette, Alya, we've got an akuma! but this one feels weird." Explained Tikki.
"About time! i was this close to killing myself from boredom, and we Kwamis are imortal!" Snarked Trixx,
Both girls nodded, it had been a while, good thing they weren't getting rusty.
"Tikki, Spots on!"
"Trixx, Let's Pounce!"
And with that, Ladybug and Renna Rouge take to the rooftops!
Within 20 minutes, they caught up with Cat Noir and Carapace, as the team followed the akuma, they noticed the the street were littered with cheeseburgers, Hambugers, Turkey burgers and veggie burgers!
"All right man, what the heck kind of akuma are we dealing with?" asked Carapace.
His question was answered when the team came face to face with a massive burger creature, a giant cheeseburger with beef patties for legs, whole buns for arms and chunks of beef for fingers, his right arm holding a Axe-like Spatula!
"The Name's Burger Brute, and i'm here to serve up a heapin' helping of pain!" the food akuma bellowed.
Cat Noir and Carapace just stared...then fell to the ground laughing!
"AHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA!, oh god, HawkMoth is losing it! is this the best he could do?" snarked Cat Noir.
"Great...just aces, either he is really scraping the bottom of the idea barrel, or he's going senile!" Carapace added.
Insulted, Burger Brute points his spatula at Carapace, before zapping him with an odd red laser, within secconds, a strange green cheeseburger took his place.
"CARAPACE!" Renna Rouge screamed.
"Dude, you don't look so well, more like...Medium well!" Cat Noir said until Renna Rouge thunked him with her flute!
"Thanks" said Ladybug, knowing full well that was the most god awful pun Cat Noir had in his arsenal.
The fox superhero gave a thumbs up, as Burger Brute was making his way to the Grand Paris Hotel!
"CHLOE!" all three said.
"Why am i not fucking suprised?" said Renna Rouge.
Meanwhile at the hotel...
Chloe was enjoying her dinner, some grilled cheese and tomato soup!
But before she could savor her dinner, Burger Brute crashes in and grabs Chloe!
"Not again!" she yelped.
"So...you don't like my cooking, eh?" the akuma growled, "mabye i'll add YOU to the menu and see how well you taste!"
With one good zap, Chloe was zapped into a small burger with her face on the bun!
By the time Ladybug and the other got to the hotel, it was too late!
"Help!" screamed Chloe.
"Damn girl, you smell terrible!" Alya sneered as she held her nose, as did Cat Noir, Foxes and Cats have more sensitve noses, and Chloe as a burger smells like rotten meat and moldy bread!
"Let's get this akuma before he turns all of Paris into a all-you-can-buffet!" said Ladybug.
The trio continued to chase Burger Brute all the way to College Fransois-Dupont, inside, they found two large burgers, one of them covered in large, grey hair.
"Mr. Damocles! crap! not even The Owl could stop a 10-ton hunk of meat!" Renna Rouge said.
"Okay, time to close this kitchen!" Ladybug replied.
"LUCKY CHARM!"
And out of the athier came...
"A dog whistle, Perfect!" cried Ladybug, because for once she knew excatly what to do with it!
And just in time, Burger Brute made his way to the trio, with Ms. Bustier in his grip!
"Oh god! what kind of monster did HawkMoth create this time?" Ms. Bustier cried.
"Renna, cover your ears.." Ladybug asked.
As Renna Rouge covered her ear, Ladybug blew the whistle...
"TWEEEEEEEE!
And, within moments, a horde of dogs of mutliple breeds, tackled Burger Brute, freeing Ms. Bustier, and dropping his Spatula!
"Get em' Off! crap! their chewing on my insides, no! bad dog! go find a bush to pee on!" the akuma screamed!
With one good Catyclysm, the Akuma was freed from Burger Brute's Spatula!
Ladybug De-evilized the butterfly, changing Burger Brute back into Mr. Baley!
"Miraculous Ladybug!" the heroine cried as she undid all of Burger Brute's tomfoolery, even changing Carapace back to normal.
"Pound it everyone!" said Cat Noir as the foresome bump fists.
The Next Day...
"Like this?" Chloe asked.
"Exactly! now you got it kiddo!" said Mr. Baley as Chloe made the finishing touches on Marinette and friends' order.
After the attack, Chloe for once, had a change of heart, and decide to learn how the burgers are made, even helping Mr. Baley make the burgers less greesy!
"Damn, these are even better than the last batch!" said Alya.
"Wow Chloe, you ever thought about going pro?" Asked Marinette.
"For a While, but that Akuma really got me thinking about the words i say to people." said Chloe.
"Yeah...About that Akuma, that one was screwed-up, i mean, a senteint Hamburger?" said Nino as he enjoyed his meal.
Back at HawkMoth's Lair.
"GODDAMN IT! HOW HARD IS IT TO DEFEAT A BUNCH OF MINDLESS TEENAGERS!" HawkMoth roared, he was sure that Burger Brute would best them.
"Sir, you sent a giant, living Cheesebuger with the power to turn others into burgers, did you really expect anything different?" asked Nathille.
"She's got a point boss." followed Lila.
"Oh shut up..." Pouted HawkMoth.
THE END!
MC: And that was the first of HawkMoth's most fucked-up Akumas, but don't worry, there's more where he came from, but for now, if you have any ideas for crappy Akumas, any crtiques or just wanna say hi, let me know via reviews!
MC, OUT!