Debauchery in the Village Hidden in the Shadows

Summary: Her best "on hand" Leaf Shinobi, are sent to investigate a strange mist that's made its home in the Village Hidden in the Shadows. Perhaps, sending the four without a better understanding of the situation, wasn't Tsunade's most brilliant of ideas. "...I'm sure they'll be fine."

Manga/Anime: InuYasha(Non-Canon)/Naruto

Pairing: Yeah…well…about that.….…

Rated: Look up "Debauchery" and I'm sure you can guess the rating.

A/N: This is my attempt to try something new and to also take time to delve into darker themes. So…without further ado.

-My subtle warning…. this is ADULT fiction. You have been warned!-

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(CHAPTER TWO)

Sakura had been the first to arrive, with Genma close behind sporting a rather impressive handprint against his cheek. The stark red stood out dangerously against his much lighter complexion. "...you asked her..."

Genma shrugged, "I was curious."

Tsunade sighed, "Rin, you are dismissed for now, but we aren't done talking."

Rin bowed and left the room with Genma and Sakura staring after her before turning their attention back to Tsunade. Sakura watched her Lady as she stared down at the scroll that was now rolled neatly in front of her. From behind, there was a soft knock on the door, she glanced back to see Shikamaru with his knuckle to the doorframe. Behind him was Naruto and Kakashi. "..."

"I hear the Shadow Village sent a request for your top Ninja, does that mean I can go back to bed?"

Sakura rolled her eyes at Shikamaru, her attention moved back to Tsunade who laughed a little under her breath. "Milady, what is this mission? Genma only gave me a vague idea of what it was..." she glared at the male beside her.

"I can imagine." Tsunade sat forward, crossing her fingers thoughtfully as she looked the four Shinobi over. "Which of you are virgins?"

"...is that really a prerequisite for this mission?" Shikamaru asked, "cool, I'm out..." he turned to leave.

"Don't you take another step. I'm just seeing what the favorability of this group is."

"Damn...well...I'm not, haven't been for a while."

She nodded as Shikamaru turned back to her, a bored look on his face.

"I lost mine back when I was in ANBU..."

Tsunade figured as much, "Naruto?"

"..."

"So, you are still untouched..."

"…well, I wouldn't say untouched..." Naruto frowned, "I just don't know if...you know what, never mind, I'm a virgin. Let's just go with that." He looked feverish at the curious and confused looks he'd garnered.

"I need specifics, have you indulged in Sexual Intercourse?"

"...yes..."

"Really?" Kakashi perked at this, "with who?"

Naruto shook his head and looked away, "not important...she only asked if I did it!"

"Why did you say you were a Virgin then?" Sakura asked, horribly confused as her teammate stumbled over his words. "Wait...Naruto...you've had sex...were any of the girls you slept with...real?"

Tsunade facepalmed, "even he's not that stupid." She looked at Naruto and when he didn't deny the claim, she let out a heavy sigh. The amused looks on both Shikamaru and Kakashi's faces said that they weren't surprised, but both were highly entertained by the circumstance at which Naruto lost his virginity.

"I can't..." Sakura sighed, shaking her head, "you lost your virginity to one of your Clones!"

"Yeah...yeah I did...it's how I managed to upgrade my Sexy No Jutsu."

"I can't say I've ever thought of using a clone for something like that...but...there's a grain of Genius buried within this."

Shaking his head, Shikamaru laughed at Kakashi's comment, "leave it to Naruto to come up with such a perverted way to use his Clones."

"Alright! Alright! I get it! I was traveling with Pervy Sage for so long, I guess some of his perverted nature rubbed off on me..." He huffed and crossed his arms, looking away from the entire group as they all laughed except for Tsunade and Genma.

Genma looked to be lost in a daze, thoughts of utilizing his clones with Shizune started to conjure and he closed his eyes. "We should take notes..." he muttered to Kakashi who smiled.

"Well, what about Sakura!?" Naruto yelled.

"What about me?"

"Are you...you know, are you?"

She raised a brow, "of course I am. No one worth wasting it on in this village."

"Heh...in this village...of course."

"Watch it Shikamaru!" She raised a fist as her eyes narrowed, but he didn't look the least bit intimidated by her glowing fist.

"Enough, you gave me your answers. Technically, I really only need Sakura to be a virgin. It'll keep you from changing...and you will be better equipped to quailing your teammates urges. Sakura...I don't suppose I need to tell you this, but by no means, are you allowed to lose your virginity while on this mission." Tsunade watched the mixed reactions of the people in her room. Sakura's bugging eyes was one, the guys were just grinning stupidly or smirking. Though, Shikamaru still looked lazy while smirking, she didn't see how he was so disinterested in everything they were talking about, but she was equally impressed by it. Taking their silence as a good chance to explain their mission, she quickly went into detail about the mist that had come to their village and settled itself. Their mission? "Kakashi, you will be the Squad Leader. Find the cause of this mist...and get rid of it. Sakura...you are to prioritize the citizens of the Shadow Village. This is to come first to anything and everything...finding a cure to this Change. If that mist moves...then other villages will be in the path of this…corruption. On your arrival, you are to go straight to the Temple in the center of the Village, the High Priestess, Lady Midoriko, will be waiting for you. However...I want you to be ready tomorrow morning."

"Why don't we leave now?" Naruto frowned, stepping forward, he put a hand on Tsunade's desk. "It's morning, so it's not like we don't have plenty of time to get there before nightfall." He glanced at Kakashi, "the Village Hidden in the Shadows...that's right on the Boarder, south of the Hidden Grass Village, right?"

Kakashi nodded, "it would take us most of the day to get there if we leave now, but we'd still make time if we left within the hour."

"Then, will a simple "I said so" be enough to end this discussion?"

"Tch...whatever, we can meet at the gate in the morning then. I'm off today, so I'm going back to bed." Shikamaru said, leaving the room with every intention of returning to his bed where he'd been before Izumo had woken him up with repetitive raps at the door.

"Guess we have no choice," despite the comment, it was clear to everyone that Naruto still wanted to fight Tsunade on this, but he left without anything else to add. Kakashi disappearing after and leaving Sakura alone with Tsunade and her guards.

"Genma, Izumo and Kotetsu, leave Sakura and I alone for a bit."

The three bowed out of the room and closed the door behind them.

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(The Next Morning)

Three of the four were already at the gates before the sun had even started to rise, packs on their back and ready to depart.

"What the hell is taking her so long? Troublesome..."

"Relax Shikamaru," Naruto chuckled, "if it's Sakura, I'm sure she's got a good reason." Glancing at Kakashi, he frowned, "I'm more surprised that Kakashi managed to show up on time."

"..." barely even casting an eye at the blonde, Kakashi turned his attention back to the book he was reading.

"...that's not part of the Icha Icha collection..." he walked over to Kakashi and leaned over to read some of the book. '-the thunder rolled in with loud clashes and bright shocks of lightning accompanying. It was just another day...one that had become the normal for the Land. War...conflict...death heavy in the air...the rain seemed almost perfectly timed with the last wave of soldiers. As if...the sky itself was crying, or waging war against us itself. Either way, the thunder and the rain were a rhythmic samba that played in the background of battle cries and metal clang of blades on blades. The eyes of a boy looked out over the body riddled, bloodstained battlefield. What was one more day...what was one more-' Naruto blinked when the book closed, his eyes met Kakashi's before he straightened and glanced away. "Not really the normal smut that you normally read..."

"Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi...it's Jiraiya's first book." Pocketing the book, he looked past Naruto and changed his body language. "Are we ready to depart?"

Sakura frowned as she glanced at a small bottle in her hand, her eyes glancing back to look at the Hokage tower behind her, "yeah...lets go." She'd been late, because she'd been up late last night with the Hokage, all day yesterday they had been at the Hospital working on a way to interfere with the bodies natural impulses.

'Milady, I don't understand...how do you reduce desire? I mean, I know I can do it with my Chakra...but...that's a bit too close and personal.' Sakura blushed at the idea of having to be that close to her male teammates if they were to become...ensnared by desire.

"It's not too difficult, we can produce tablets that will not only interfere with blood flow to the sex organs but increase the body's excretion of zinc, which is needed to produce testosterone. We can sabotage the body by making it feel sedated and interfering with nerve impulses that are associated with arousal...we will pretty much reduce the bodies testosterone levels."

'All in these little tablets. Lady Tsunade told me not use them unless there was no other choice. Really...all of this Sexual Desire talk...what kind of mission are we getting ourselves into?'

"I traveled to the Village Hidden in the Shadows a long time ago, back when Orochimaru, Jiraiya and I were wandering as the Legendary Three Sannin. We came across this village...and while it was normal for Jiraiya and I to have unpleasant feelings about places that we'd traveled to...it was not normal to hear those concerns from Orochimaru."

"Orochimaru? What do you mean?"

"His words..."the corruption in the air here is so thick, one could easily lose their mind to the shadows..." That's what he said, and he pressured for us to leave sooner than we'd anticipated. In fact, he seemed desperate."

'One could easily lose their mind to the shadows...' Focusing on Shikamaru's back, she wondered about that statement. "Hey Shikamaru..." when she was sure she'd captured his attention, she continued, "One could easily lose their mind to the shadows...what does that mean to you?"

Shikamaru frowned, "well...I wouldn't call this an official depiction that expression, but it is often used informally to mean losing ones stability, sanity…which can later result in irrational fits of angry, sometimes developing disorganized behavior…to lose your mind...that's what I think about when I hear that."

"...we should proceed cautiously when we arrive in the Village."

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Me: Here is chapter two, I hope you are all still interested. It'll become a bit more depraved and perverted as we go, right now...well...the calm before the storm?