(Order of Phoenix, Hq)
Remus and Hagrid were reporting to Dumbledore and the Order what they saw in their respective missions.
" Those four strange muggles killed Greyback and his supporters without any difficulties." Remus said
" And we are supposed to believe what you told us, Lupin ? Do you take us for fools ? " sneered Snape
" In your case, it's not hard, Snivellus." Sirius said
" I can show you my memories, if you want." Lupin said
" Please, do so, Remus. " Dumbledore said before letting out his pensieve
Remus took his memories of the fight and placed them in the pensieve before the order saw what happened.
After this, they were all shocked at what they saw exept Moody.
" Finally some guys and girls who know what must be done." he said with a smirk on his scarred face.
" Alastor, they could have been redeemed. " Dumbledore said
" Greyback redeemed ?! Are you even listening to yourself, you old goat !? That freak is a pedophile and a child killer, a rapist ! I say good riddance. If I had those 4 in front, I'll congratulate them." Alastor said, approved by others in the room
" Wait, I know those guys, by reputation." Tonks said
" Really ? Then enlight us, miss Tonks" McGonagall said
" The girl is called Harley Quinn, she is the ex-accomplice of an american psychopath called Joker, the sniper is Deadshot, a mercenary known for never missing his target, The croco is called killer Croc and the Shark is called King Shark. They are all criminals. " Tonks explained
" How do you know all of this ? " Emmeline Vance asked
" Well, I read muggle press. " Tonks said, as if that were obvious
Sirius chuckled, drawing the others attention.
" Do you have something to say, Sirius ? " Minerva asked
" That when Constantine told me he had a squad on this, I didn't thought he would call bad boys and girls." Sirius said
" You were in contact with John Constantine ? " Albus said
" Of course, it's me who asked him to bring reinforcements. He told me that a woman from the U.S governement had a squad of people who would take care of it." Sirius said
" Sirius, how could you entrust those criminals ? They don't belong in freedom." Dumbledore said
" It's the old dumbass who allow a known death eater for fourteen years near children and who want to redeem rapists, murderers, child killers and pedophiles, who is going to scold me about associating with criminals ? " Sirius rhetorically asked
" He does have a point, Dumbledore. " Emmeline Vance said
" Severus has..." Dumbledore started to say
" Maybe he have your trust but he doesn't have ours." Tonks interrupted him " Since the beginning, he didn't said anything beyond "The dark lord's forces grow". So you will excuse us to distrust him." Tonks said
" You don't know what it is to be in front of The Dark Lord, stupid girl, like the dog who nearly killed me at 16 years old ! " Snape yelled
" You're still on that same old tune, Severus ? Of course you are, because you are still the same immature, arrogant, ungrateful, foolish boy you were. Sirius and Remud weren't responsible for what happened to you. You were." McGonagall said, furious
" He told me..." Snape started to say
" How to go in the tunnel, yes. But it was you who decided to go in. He never told you to go, you were capable of making choices by yourself. And James Potter saved your life by risking his, but you couldn't accept that so you created an image in your mind that he was somehow responsible." Minerva scolded
" They always bullied me ! " Snape yelled
" Maybe, but you aren't innocent in that regard. They were pranking people without hurting them in anyway while you and your friends were using dark curses on students that couldn't fight back. Dark curses that you knew since your first year. You could fight back when James and the others were attacking you but you never did because you always attacked those weaker than you." Minerva continued
" He took my best friend from me." Snaped yelled
That was the last straw for Sirius so he got up, punched him on the nose and took him by the front of his robe.
" What is your problem, you greasy brat ?! Nothing is well in the little world of Snivellus so he decided to make others miserable. You claim you loved Lily but you treated her as if she was your personal property. Lily didn't belonged to anyone, she choosed to be with James because he grew up while you stayed an immature brat. You choosed to call her THAT word just to not lose face before future death eaters.
You harass and belittle Samira just because she looks like James and she can't defend herself without being expelled.
Listen to me and listen well, Snape : If you go anywhere near Sam, for any reason, or if you even talk to her, I will kill you. And believe me, I will do it." Sirius said before throwing Snape on the ground
" Minerva, Can I count on you to keep an eye on him ? " Sirius asked
" Of course, Sirius. This time, I will do my duty and even Albus will not stop me." Minerva answered, glaring at Dumbledore
After this, Hagrid showed his memories.
" A cryomancer, a dryad, a sizeshifter and a were-cat. Now we have seen it all." Remus said
" I recognized Killer Frost, Poison Ivy, Giganta, Cheetah, Livewire, Bolt, Black Manta, Copperhead and Captain Boomerang. " Tonks said
At this moment, Kingsley Shacklebolt entered the room.
" Ah Kingsley, what news do you bring ? " Dumbledore asked
" The Prime minister arrested Fudge, his cabinet and the Daily prophet staff for the slander of Samira and for trying to murder her by dementors." Kingsley explained
" What ?! " Molly Weasley yelled " Is Samira alright ? "
" She was saved by three "superheroines" of USA, from what I understood. The prime Minister said they were called Vixen, Nightshade and Katana. "
" I know them, Sam is in good hands." Tonks reassured
" What are superheroines ? " Moody asked
" Some muggles who can obtain powers by birth, accident or willing testing." Tonks said
" And you know the three ? " Kingsley asked
" Vixen can mimic abilities from every animal like strenght of a rhino, or speed of a cheetah. Katana is a great martial artist who wield a sword that can trap souls and Nightshade can manipulate shadows." Tonks said
" Hermione Granger and her mother had been attacked by death eaters led by Lucius Malfoy but all were killed by Two of these superhumans : they were called Deathstroke and Bane. " Kingsley added " On a more happy note, Amelia Bones is now minister of Magic and Scrimgeour replace her as head of DMLE."
After the meeting, Dumbledore said they needed to find the girls and bring them to HQ.
(Squad base)
Samira, Vixen, Nightshade and Katana teleported themselves in front of a gigantic manor.
" Wow, when you said base, I didn't thought about something like that." Sam said
" Our boss, Waller, has a lot of contacts. One of them gave her this manor for us to use. " Vixen explained
They walked towards the door, after Katana made a gesture with her sword to Deadshot, who was on the roof. He responded with a salute.
They entered and were greeted by Bolt.
" Hey you three, so the kid is safe ? " Bolt asked
" The kid is right over here. " Samira said
Bolt turned towards her and his eyes widen.
" Let me guess : You were expecting someone taller." She said
" No, I was expecting someone smaller. The others are in the living room with the other girl and her mother. " Bolt said
" Great, let's go. Sam, don't go far from us, some of our colleagues aren't very as welcoming." Nightshade said
They went into the living room where were waiting all the Squad. Sam was taken aback by King Shark and Killer Croc eating cows. They continued to go until they reached a corner where were waiting Giganta, Slade, Mrs Granger and Hermione.
The brown-haired girl saw her best friend, ran to her and hugged her.
" Sam ! Thank god you're safe ! After Death eaters attacked us, I thought they were going to you, I was so worried ! " Hermione said in one breath.
" Let her breath, Hermione. " Her mother said
" Oh right, sorry. " Hermione said, blushing
" Death eaters ? At your house ?! " Sam asked
" Yes, ten of them. And we wouldn't be here if Deathstroke and Bane hadn't been here." Mrs Granger answered
Sam turned towards her escort.
" Okay, so your colleagues are Super villains." Sam said
" Yes and proud of it." Black Manta called from the other side
" And what stop them from stabbing you in the back and escaping ? " Sam asked
" Because Waller keep us on a very tight leash. " Poison Ivy said, joining them with Harley
" What red means is that we have bombs in our skulls and if we do something that doesn't please Wal-Wal we go kaboom." Harley said
" What !? But how could someone do this on other persons, that's not right. When all of this is over, I will talk to Waller." Sam said, outraged, with nodding from the Grangers
" It's really nice of you, Sam, but if Batman cannot convince Waller, you have no chance." Giganta said
" And he was really intimidating that day, I saw him." The count Vertigo, who entered the living room said " Pleased to meet you, Samira, Hermione, Mrs Granger. I am Verner Vertigo."
" The count of Vlatlavia. I had a teacher from your country that talked a lot about the troubles it had." Hermione said
" Indeed, we had problems, just like your world. But since we are here, we will correct them." Vertigo said
" And we are grateful, Count." Sam said
" It was an old friend of your parents that contacted Constantine to hire us. " Deathstroke said " A man called Black, if I remember. "
Samira and Hermione exchanged a knowing smile and say at the same time " Sirius."
Knockout and Scandal Savage returned in the living room after a love session in one of the bedroom.
" So you are the ones we must protect." Scandal stated
" Ah, finally a witch who take care of her body." Knockout said, placing an arm around Sam's shoulders
" Training from childhood and various adventures at school will forge a woman." Sam said, smirking
" Since you talk about this subject, maybe you could explained to me what happened in that school, my daughter don't talk much about it." Mrs Granger said, crossing her arms
" We would like to hear about it too, kids." Killer Frost added
Hermione and Samira exchanged a look : this is gonna be a long night.
( Malfoy Manor )
Voldemort had gathered what was left of his inner circle to talk about his latest plan.
" Tomorrow in the evening, you will attack Azkaban and free our emprisonned comrades. After this, we will launch an attack on Amelia Bones in her home. Torture and kill her niece in front of her before killing her. This will be a warning to those who defy me. " Voldemort stated
" But Master, what if the muggles that killed Malfoy come back ? " Yaxley asked
" Then be more competent than that fool and kill them." Voldemort answered
All leaved the room but if Voldemort had used more legilimency on his followers, he would have known that "Selwyn" was in fact, a certain shapeshifter that spied on him. After making sure he wasn't followed by anyone, Clayface used his teleporting device to go to the base and warn the Squad.
Note :
So Sam and Hermione have met the Squad and are actually sympathetic with their current situation while Voldy is making a plan that is doomed to fail.
The rant against Book Snape was something that I had to do because, maybe he was on the side of Dumbledore but, in the books, he always was a pain in the ass.
Maybe Sirius told him how to go in the tunnel under the whomping willow, but it was Snape who choosed to go, no one forced him to do so.
And I hate when people say that Snape loved Lily when he only loved the picture of her he made in his mind of Jerkass. That is called obsession.
When he went to Voldemort after he learned Lily could be his target because of that prophecy, he begged Voldemort to spare her but that didn't bothered him he killed her husband and her BABY !
And I don't care he was bullied by his own father or James and the marauders, it's no excuse to bully others, especially children.
Harry, Hermione and Neville never deserved to be treated as he did.
As I said before, he could fight back in his youth but no, since James and the others weren't defenceless, he couldn't.
And his hypocrisy grates on my nerves :
1) He complained that Harry is so-called given privileges but he gives far too many to Slytherins and Draco in particular.
2) He call Harry arrogant but when given a position of power, he doesn't waste time to make it known by abusing it.
3 ) He complained that James and the marauders bullied HIM but when someone (Lily) tell him his friends were doing dark magic on her friend, he said it was just a joke.
So hypocritical, disrespectful, ungrateful, stalker, petty, bully, Immature, arrogant, horrible teacher, death eater, selfish, sore loser, abusive, and getting away with all of it, yes I hate Snape in the books.
But the one from the movies is saved by the charismatic Alan Rickman and the rewriting on the scenes were he appears.