Good morning/evening ! Here is another story of FF7 Remake. Before we start,I may allow you to spit on me for whatever reason. But anyway,I would like to submit my next work. It is about the pairing of Madam M and Chocobo Sam. Love it,hate it,read it,forget it,I don't care. Just leave your reviews please and gimme your most honest opinion and I fully accept "constructive reviews".
Now then,let's go !
It was in the middle of the night. The citizens peacefully walk around the city,enjoying their personal lifes entirely. As they continue living their routine,they suddenly hear a woman shouting very loudly. Everyone turns around and what they witness isn't actually surprising for them : they see a young man running out of Madam M's shop at full speed,while the lady pursues him until to the door with her red fan in her hand.
" You'll see,young selfish pig ! The next time you come back,I'll make you pay the triple of what you paid ! " Then she groans angrily before to head back inside the shop. Everyone who witnessed the scene carelessly returns to his activity. Everyone... except a certain cowboy,who was watching the scene since his Chocobo stand. He plays with his toothpick while he waits,leaning his left forearm onto a wooden pole and his right hand onto his hip. After a few seconds,the woman furiously heads out to put some red nail polish onto her long nails.
As she silently practices her polishing,frowning at her own hands,the cowboys surprisingly calls her out.
" Bad day,huh ?! " He begins arrogantly.
" Sam... " She only says before to continue polishing.
" I presume one of your last clients frustrated you... somehow. " He guesses proudly.
" *Sigh* Those young lads ! They don't know what they wany anymore ! I offer them to taste to the best hand massage they ever got in their miserable life... And you... And you,you just reject it ! And you pretend that Kimaru's work is better than mine ! I'm worth a million gils compared to that pervert piece of shit ! "
" Kimaru ?! Never heard of him... "
" Of course ! You were busy at scrutinizing those young girls in the alley at that time he arrived in town last week ! "
" You know better than anyone that I was only in work for the services of Don Corneo. I look for the best girls to offer him ! It is n-not because of some p-pervert obsession... "
" Anyway... That Kimaru... He came right at the end of the street only in order to tease me and to pretend he has more success than me. But that's wrong ! "
" Seems like that Kimaru dude has stolen your most trusted clients. " Chocobo Sam points at the direction of the opponent's shop and Madam M discovers... Cloud and Aerith visiting the place curiously.
" Those assholes ! Who do they think they are,changing massagers all of a sudden ! I'll show them ! I'll show them I'm worth more than that shit ! " And with that,Madam M heads back into her shop. But Sam has tried to stop her,in vain. Instead he decides to slowly walk back to his chocobos.
" Typical M. " He says before leaving.
A week later...
" RUN ! SHE'LL KILL US ! " Another man screams wildly,earning the crowd's attention for a moment and warning his three friends who were waiting in the front. As soon as he gets out,he grabs one of them by the collar and leads him far away from the building. Meanwhile Madam M erupts outside with her fan and threathens the remaining friends who quickly flee too.
" That's it ! Run away,fucking pigs ! If you didn't want my hand massage,you wouldn't have come here,idiots ! "
" Another problem,M ? " Suddenly,the woman turns around and sees Chocobo Sam,armscrossed,leaning against a wooden pole.
" Sam... Haven't you got any other women to attract to Don Corneo ? "
" You see... The beauties are pretty rare nowadays... So mostly,the only thing I can do to kill the time... is just selling Chocobos. "
" Find another hobby. " Madam M nearly yells before heading back into her shop. But then,something she never expected occurs : Chocobo Sam prevents her from leaving by grabbing her left forearm.
" Could you do one favor for me ? "
" What is it ? Fabricate a faked dice for you ? I ain't into forgery; that would ruin my beautiful hands. "
" No... Seriously. The first thing I would like you to do... is to not leave right now. "
" Sam ? You're not yourself. What is it ? "
" Don't you understand ? Everytime I see you in this place,you are trying so hard to keep all the clients for yourself,even claiming to be worth all the attention. "
" Well... What are you getting at ?! "
" I really wonder why you want the world to be surrounded around you. "
" Sam,your joke isn't working on me... "
" M,we know each other for a long time. And you should know when I'm being serious. "
" What do you want ? "
" Tell me : why do you want some attention ? "
" Fine. But that's not to satisfy you... " Madam M sits onto a rock which was set nearby. Sam gets next to her and listens to her with honesty.
" When I was a kid,I already was the most popular student of the school. Everyone adored me. I even hd a boyfriend. But one day,Darcy came from another country. "
" Darcy ? "
" Darcy was a very beautiful girl and she was so better than me... at anything ! Therefore,everyone turned their gaze at her,and my boyfriend bailed me. Since then,I began to feel... Anger. Anger each time someone didn't show interest at my massages. I just want someone to be interested into me. "
" ... M,can I ask you something ? " He asks,finishing to listen to his accomplice.
" What is it again ?! "
" Would you be pleased... if we go out to a dinner ? "
" WHAT ?! NO ! How could I accept something romantic from a nasty,pervert,dumbass gambler like you ?! "
" I meant we go to eat something together,as acquaintances... Maybe as friends... "
" I don't remember ever refering you as a 'friend' . "
" How about... As a rival ?! " Then he takes out a small coin from his pocket.
" No... No don't tell me you... "
" Yes,we could simply flip this coin and let the game decide what would be best for us ! "
" Gimme a break... " Madam M whispers,frustated.
" If you win,I'll leave you alone. However,if I win,we eat together. Deal ? " The cowboy raises his right thumb and waits for his partner's answer. This one shrugs then looks away.
" Fine,if that can satisfy you... Let's go. "
" Very well. I'll take heads. Look at it very carefully. " He points the face mentioned to the woman who forcefully looks at it. All she sees was the statue of the head of a chocobo,smiling to her as if he wanted to tease her. " Now here goes ! "
The gentleman tosses the coin with his thumb and it spins to the air. It is very short but very intense. Chocobo looks confidently at the flying coin while Madam M,annoyed,just waits this charade to end quick. At the end,after a brief instant,Sam extends his hand and intercepts the coin. Madam M,curious however,looks at the coin... and sees the smirking chocobo announcing her defeat. She opens widely her eyes and begins to stammer angrily.
" I win. Of course. So... "
" Fine ! " She confirms,managing to keep her composure. " I lose,you win. I have to hold my promise. I guess... "
" So that's it ! Tomorrow night,meet me in front of my stand,I'll be waiting. "
Chocobo Sam,fully proud of his victory,begins to leave the street. All of a sudden... Something he didn't predict happens : Madam M grabs his right forearm with her left hand and uses her other hand to rob the coin he was still holding. Then she turns the piece around multiple times... as she discovers not one,but two smiling Chocobos at both sides of the coin. Frustrated about this cheating,she tosses the coin to Sam who easily catches it with one hand.
" Cheating bastard ! " She quietly shouts.
" It's my nature. Sorry. But the deal's still on. See you tom... "
" Wait ! " Madam M calls him out,now being devilish,just like as she is massaging a client.
" Oh ! Is there something now ? " He asks,spotting her seducing tone. " And let me tell you : I ain't into rematches,and that's the only... "
" I don't mind that childish trick you used on me. I just want to make one thing clear : since you used your ability to annoy me,I may use mine to embarass you. "
" How so ? Massaging me in front of my family ? "
" No... I would like,for the dinner... That you wear something more... gentle. Like a smoking. "
" A s-smoking ?! " He suddenly screams unconsciously.
" Yes. A smoking. Or a tuxedo as you can say. Anyway,wear something nice to repair your cheating. And don't worry. I will also wear something... different for tomorrow night. Goodnight then ! "
Madam M finally leaves the place,returning into her place,this time full of confidence and pride. Meanwhile,Sam,still shocked about the condition,stays a moment on the street. Then he finally says something to himself.
" A smoking ?! But I'm not sure I got enough money for that. "