50 Shades of Gostosa
Act 1: The True Silverhand
There once was a girl named Hottie destined to be a star,
She came all the way from night city to a country afar
In her journey she found herself in a moment of thrill
As she descended from an Arasaka convoy in Brazil.
There she wandered and wandered in search of something real
Though little she knew that fame was a bitch and how that'd feel
She soon became a dashing actress, fortune and mischief she had
But something was missing, what was it? For hottie Life was drag
Until she met a handsome young man, his name she never found out
He just stood in front of her, tall, wavering a cigar out of his mouth
Then he whispered "I'm the true silverhand, yes baby thank you"
The she felt het butt being slapped as he spoke through
She listened, as he came around, her legs went floppy
"And I gave you my steadfast slap, the slap on the Hottie"