Poseidon POV
I felt proud of myself, I had managed to have a civil conversation with an Athena offspring without causing a tsunami.
I found Zeus pacing in the waiting room I couldn't believe it, he actually seemed worried gasp.
"Hello brother I found some babysitters to watch the kids"
"Mmmh that's good" He was zoning out. Hesitantly, I placed my hand on his shoulder giving it a reassuring squeeze.
"Poseidon do you ever feel like a stranger to your own children. You and Hades are getting on with your offspring, but I can't seem to get along with mine"
I shake my head "Don't you see Zeus It's not them who are pushing you away it's you"
"So, you think they don't hate me"
"Of course, not air head"
"Thanks Don"
It's been millennia's since he last called me Don. After he rescued us from Kronos's stomach me him and Hades were like the three musketeers, I wonder what happened to that bond.
"I'll take the kids to Camp half blood, you wait here.
20 minutes later
"Ares stop swinging that around that is not a toy"
"Percy riptide isn't food"
"Apollo where's Artemis?...ARTEMIS no trying to maim the boys!"
Chiron POV
Having to deal with demigods one a day to day basis taught me to always brace yourself for the strange and impossible. That is why I remained so calm whilst conversing with Poseidon and the de aged big three children. One the inside I was freaking out.
I don't get payed enough for this and that's a lot considering I don't even get payed.
"Goodbye brother and good luck I'm of to bring some more"
More. Oh my gods
Why me?
Time skip
"So you see Children this is wear Percy ,Nico ,Jason and Hazel have been"
The demigods were sent into a fit of laughter
"Good one Chiron" Leo chocked out
"I am not joking my boy they are in fact de-aged and you all will have to watch them
Athena cabin will watch Athena, Hephaestus cabin will watch Hephaestus, Apollo cabin will watch Apollo with Demeter Cabin, Hermes cabin will watch Artemis since Hermes isn't here, Ares cabin watch Ares and Hypnos, Tyche ,Iris and the others will watch Triton, Kymopoleia, Rhode, Melinoe and Makaria the Aphrodite cabin can just help around
Will Solace and the remaining of the Seven will watch Nico, Percy, Jason ,Thalia and Hazel
Good luck Demigods and may the odds be ever in your favour"
Strangely enough the Demigods remained silent during the second half of the conversation
I went back to the Big house and that's when I heard it the sound of Demigods screaming and running for shelter.
Hades POV
Oh, Gods no not mother. What will I say to her?
"Hades answer my question why didn't you visit me"
"Mother it's not my fault it's the underworlds there's too many dead people there's barely any room in Asphodel and Einstein is asking for more and more privilege's and don't even get me started on Hitler. Why am I the one who has to do the most work but never gets appreciated. And not only that I have my thrown taken of Olympus and banished to the underworld by my own family, they abandoned me they let him do this too me. And the only time I find someone who provides me a little bit of comfort, someone that I love he takes her away from me ZEUS TOOK MARIA AWAY FROM ME!"
By the time I'm finished I'm screaming I feel warm arms wrap around me and I crave the comfort mother always gives the best hugs. I remember thew first time she hugged me, a sensation that I will never forget. It was one of the times me and all my siblings got along
Mother hugged and kissed each of us whilst sobbing all of us were too even Zeus(I think he was about fourteen in mortal years) and soon we were all a big pile of laughing, crying limbs.
Once I'd calmed down mother told me that the children were going to camp half-blood and before she left she said
"Hades sweetheart remember Zeus is only young he doesn't understand"
My eye twitched
Zeus POV
Why did he have to get hurt I grumbled as I waited for the brat to get better. But what if he's actually hurt, I am getting too worked up about this it's probably nothing
"Mr Zoos your son is ready to see you"
I entered the room he was staying in and there he was laying down on the bet his salt and pepper hair mused up and his little face stained with tears and right leg in a cast
My heart clenched at the sight no I am getting too soft but I can't help it
"Hermes son how do you fare"
"it huwts daddy" he whimpered before his eyes welled up with tears.
If possible, I felt even more worse I was about to go and hug him but then I remembered that wasn't my parenting style so instead I settled with patting his head
"Stop being a baby" I glared that calmed him down
Back at camp half blood
Chiron released the little terrors and the hades lot finally arrived.
Annabeth was for the first time in her life lost for word, Piper was just as shocked and Leo was laughing his butt off and Will was stood ready with medical supplies.
"So it's true then our friends are kids" Leo joked
"I can hear you I'm not deaf" pointed out a sassy Thalia
"I never said you were darling" Leo grinned
"you two stop it" Annabeth snapped she was so stressed out her seaweed brain was a one year old baby. For the one hundredth time that day she scanned Percy and honestly the only difference was his size he still had messy black hair goofy smile and he drools…a lot
"Hello Percy you drool in your sleep"
"hewwo" baby Percy grinned
"He talks wonder if Jason can talk" Leo gasped
"Hi Jason" Piper piped up (see what I did their piper piped get it…*crickets*…never mind)
Baby Jason looked up "blaagh" he shouted before stuffing his baby sized fist back in his mouth
'Snap'
"Leo what are you doing"
"Pictures of course I'm planning on making an album we're never going to let them live this down"
"that we can all agree on"
Time skip
"Oh my Hades Percy put that down that may be blue but it's not food"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! help me these skeleton thingies are smearing my mascara!" Drew shrieked
"Hephaestus please dad stop OH MY GODS someone get a fire extinguisher cabin 8 is on fire LEO stop laughing!"
"WILL,WILL Ares just maimed Cecil we need a medic WOW gods Pablo lost another leg!"
What a sight to behold trained demigods were running around like headless chicken chasing young children, dodging water, running from skeletons while trying to put out a fire
"EVERYONE STOP! " the camps two charmspeakers screamed
Naturally everyone stopped until
"OH HADES! Someone catch Jason he's flying away"
"Crap get him stop that flying baby "
"CHIRON HELP" all campers pleaded ( well the Ares lot threatened instead)
Poor Chiron sighed why off all career choices did he choose this one when could he retire…oh wait never
A/N
Sorry for the long wait and thank you Wowza for your ideas. The other day I tried to get my cousins to read PJO and they said IT WAS BORING they hadn't even read it and not only that they said that probably two people only like it
HOW DARE THEY NO ONE INSULTS PERCY JACKSON AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
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