I want everyone to know that I'm not a huge Minecraft fan or know its history of exploits, farming, or dungeon experts. But, I decided to at least give Minecraft a shot since I recently discovered that Steve is in Smash. What a surprise, I'm two months late and this is a surprise for me. I'd never thought that Masahiro Sakurai would ever think of putting Steve in Smash, well, all the Minecraft fans and community was blown away by this announcement.
I don't have much to say, just that I don't own Minecraft or MGE. Mojang (Microsoft) owned Minecraft, while Monster Girl Encyclopedia is owned by Kenkou Cross.
I hope you'll enjoy this story, and I'll see you all later.
(An: Author's Note!)/(An: Author's Note!)
"Talking"
'Thinking'
"SHOUTING!"
"Technique"
Sound Effects
Flashback
Dream Sequence/Vision/Narrator
*References/Cameos*
Change/Current Location
Time
P.O.V
Prologue: A Blocky Adventurer from another world
It was a normal day for our miner/adventurer/hero Steve. He started out as a stranger into a hero in a few months, he was an expert builder, master craftsmen, skilled warrior, archery king, and survived the Nether while looking for more dangerous resources. But, his biggest achievement is defeating the Ender Dragon in its own territory, and collecting his biggest prize in his collection... the Ender Egg itself.
"Man, today is very hot..." Steve felt sweat drip from his forehead, Steve has dark brown hair, dark skin, nose and mouth, and white eyes with blue-purplish pupils, with a light blue shirt (draping on the left-hand side), a pair of blue jeans, gray shoes, and strong muscles.
Surface to say, He really needs to find more resources soon. The last batch of diamonds ran out due to him creating weapons and armor. He still has plenty of iron or gold ingots, but he only carries them because it holds some values to villagers. Emeralds work well as the main trade to the villagers, but sometimes they ask for things that don't require emeralds, just so he could get food or things for free.
In this world, survival is the key. He has to defend himself everyday against monsters like Creepers, Enderman, Zombies, Skeletons, Spiders, etc... any types of monsters will surely kill him for sure. So he always risks his life on mining to process ores, building houses, secret hideouts, and protect his stash. Steve is anything but a "Normal" man, he'll sometimes challenge monsters from the Nether and still walks away as the victor. Those enchanting books are pretty handy on defeating powerful foes, he scours every lost ruins or civilization to find more enchanting books, along with regular books in case he wants to read something.
The spoils he found from those ruins are put into his chests, of course he has limited space in his inventory to carry them, so he throws out stuff he doesn't need in order to carry important things with him. He was also a farmer that produced cows, pigs, and chickens, sometimes he had to kill them so he could enjoy a good meal. But, that doesn't mean he enjoys butchering his animals, but... it's kill or be killed, he wants to kill so he always has to face up to the hard decisions.
"Bark, Bark!" His dog barks next to him, it has white fur with a red collar on its neck. He found the dog wounded, starving, and almost died in the swamps ten months ago. He took pity on the dog, and fed him until he's back in full health. He took a liking to the dog and so whenever he went on his adventure, the dog would come along as well... it was good to have a loyal companion beside him.
"I know, But can you blame me for the sun's heat? It's almost 100 degrees out here." Steve remarked a bit to his dog, he can talk with animals even though most villagers couldn't for some reason.
"Bark, Bark!"
"I guess you're right. I'll call it a day, but not before checking that cave up ahead." He points at the cave ahead of them, whenever they go there is always a cave either below them, beside them, or sometimes above them.
"Bark, Bark!"
"Relax, it won't take long we'll get the ores and leave, simple as that." Steve waved off the concerns from his dog, before heading towards the cave, his dog didn't want to be left behind and soon followed beside him.
Steve pulls out a spare touch to lite up the darkness from the cave. It was darker than any other caves he explored, but it wasn't the first either since sometimes darker caves hold secrets from the people from the past. He wasn't much of a historian, but legends say that there used to be more monsters here in this world, but his ancestors banished them to another plane of existence.
"Careful buddy... this cave is pitch black, and watch out in case you fall down. Could be traps laying around here somewhere..." Steve looked at his dog who was whimpering, it nodded before doubling protecting its master and watching for traps.
They walk around the cave for a few minutes, not one single ores of iron, emerald, gold, or diamonds on sight in this cave, hell not even redstones for that matter! Steve is getting bad vibes from this place. It almost feels like he's been here before, and at the same time not as well... what is this place, what secrets is it holding, and should he even press forward?
His answer came on seeing a nether portal, but instead of a purple color on the center, it was red. Once he and his dog stepped in front to get a closer look, it was indeed a nether portal. Steve has seen things stranger than this, but this takes the cake on his weirdest travels. A red portal that could lead him to the Nether? or perhaps somewhere else entirely? He already went to hell and back, and explored most of both Nether and Ender World. So it couldn't hurt to at least give this portal a shot.
"Bark, Bark!" Dog was clearly hesitant and in fear on seeing the portal.
"Yeah, I know whatcha mean... But, you know that I have some strange cravings on adventure. Plus, if we travel to this portal think about new lands, resources, and perhaps new monsters to fight." Steve said to his dog.
"Bark, Bark!" His dog tries to warn him that traveling to this unknown portal is a bad idea...
"I don't have an adventure complex! It's just a thrill of adventure that needs to be explored, is it that too much to ask?" Steve was frustrated at his dog for disagreeing with his idea, he turned his attention back at the portal and checked his inventory.
"Iron...gold...few diamonds, sticks, fresh food, coals, torches, woods, stones, few dirts, wing gliders, map, and three enchanting books." Steve counts the stuff he has in his inventory, plus a few armors that could protect him, so he's well equipped for this journey.
"You can stay here if you want. But I'm heading inside that portal, if I don't make it back then find help, otherwise come with me and let's see what's in this portal." He glanced at his dog again, it whimpered for a few moments before following his lead.
"Okay, 3...2...1." Steve took a deep breath... before he and his dog slowly head into the red portal. However, legends spoke that few individuals couldn't come back to their world when entering this portal, once they entered... they can never leave that world. Forever.
Demon Realm
Long ago the king "Castor Bistoa Lescatie" made the faith of the Chief God the main religion. The Order was extremely powerful, and basically all of the nation's important offices were filled by individuals from the upper echelons of The Order. It was an enormous nation which boasted the second most powerful military among all order-aligned states at the time. What's more important than it's size and population is the fact that it was the number one hero-producing nation in the world. There was an extremely substantial number of organizations and facilities that raised people from childhood into disciples to fight for The Order, and many heroes who received god's divine protection appeared.
But there are some major problems within Lescatie. There were many slums where people suffered under heavy taxation, and besides that, many of the heroes who mostly lived in the central district, especially young heroes, didn't think highly of the government that ignored their will and tried to manipulate their lives. This happened because The Order demands payment each and every week. Making their own citizens' pockets dry, if they want them to protect their lives, they need to pay the fee like all those before them.
But, as time passes the religious nation no longer currently exists because it was dropped into the demon realm at the hands of the lilim Druella. The queen "Francisca Mistel Lescatie" rules, but she is infatuated with Druella who changed her into a monster, so she's a puppet and Druella holds the true authority. The left-over hero-raising facilities and churches were mainly converted into pleasure quarters for the entertainment of monsters and incubi. Compared to other demon realms, these many facilities are distinguished as being even more radically obscene.
The entire nation was converted into a Demon Realm, and it is filled with extremely thick demonic energy. It's always dusky, and demonic energy shines eerily. It has become a country that is extremely easy for monsters to live in. The demonic energy gets thicker as one approaches the central district, and once inside the castle, it is so thick that it causes the monsters to become sexually excited and lose themselves.
For a while, the area around where it was dropped becomes overflowing with highly thick demonic energy. A narcotic effect is induced that ignites the passion of monsters and incubi, making them feel the best. Having sex with their partners in this state amplifies the pleasure and arousal they would normally experience by many orders of magnitude.
The demonic energy lingers for several days and during this time their arousal never subsides and their bodies never grow tired. They continuously feel amazing and experience the greatest pleasure. For monsters who desire to spend their days indulging in pleasure with their husband, it's probably the happiest holiday ever. It is said that when the holidays come around, the monsters of Lescatie anticipate having these presents dropped where they live, and everyone starts getting restless.
"The boredom around here is starting to annoy me." Druella sighs while sitting on her chair, when she took over this place it was fun at first. But, seeing other of her fellow kind having husbands, no reports of the remaining Chief God deserters, lack of having a dick inside her, and clearly starting to regret doing this a bit.
"My queen, is there a problem?" Lescatie said to Druella, In reality Lescatie was supposed to be the one in charge of the Demon Realm. But, Druella is the one with high authority around here. Lescatie used to be lowly human, but Druella changed her into a slime monster, she couldn't be anymore happier when she finally released her inner demons out in the open.
"Just dandy dear, I'm starting to think all of this was a mistake. I'm clearly bored outta my mind at this point, and there hasn't a single man that could ease my urges." Not a single man or men could satisfy Druella, she drained them dry but still kept going to relieve her urges, the men she'd ever come across were weaklings that could barely hold a sword in a fight.
There was this one individual and pretty much famous for. Is the all mighty Wandering Scholar, she hasn't seen the man since he left her place sometime ago. The last time she heard from him, he mysteriously went missing while on a ship attempting to reach the Mist Continent. She gets that the man wanted to learn more about her people, but traveling to the Mist Continent was a stupid move on his part. For all she knows, he could be at the deep seas and ended up with sea monsters having their way with him.
"I'm sure that our scouts will try to find a valuable male to satisfy your needs. If they could tend to not having their way with this poor individual, before sending them to you at least." Lescatie played with her slimy hair while answering.
"I shouldn't even ask... but Druella-sama. If you ever find a worthy suitable male, what would you do to him?" This was on every mamono's mind recently, if their queen will ever find a suitable male that could surpass their queen's expectations.
"I would never leave his side for one thing. If he goes I go, however, I require that he isn't afraid on standing up for himself besides me. He needs to be a strong warrior, perhaps a bit clueless and sometimes slow to understand, but has no problems handling any sorts of threats coming in his way. Also... has a bigger cock than any of those little dicks I keep sucking on, I can't believe they are that tiny." Druella explains her type of male if they somehow do surpass her expectations, she'll even leave Demon Realm to be with this individual for the rest of her life if she has to. "Oh? And can somehow able to resist my powers, honestly, sometimes it's a bit too easy on using them."
"I...see. I'll order our available scout team to find this individual you describe. I'm sure they'll be having a hard time, but it's not my problem to care." Lescatie uses her slime powers to make a note and quill. Wrote down to find an individual that matches their queen's type.
"See that you do. In the meantime, I'm going to the bathhouse to release stress. You coming along?" Druella looked at Lescatie, with a sly grin on her face.
"Of course. I'll be with you shortly." She quickly answered before creating a slime bird and put the note in its mouth.
With Steve and Dog
"You know... I think coming here was a mistake after all." Steve is eyeing the dark clouds floating above him, the skies are red, and some sort of strange smell is coming from the city near them.
"Bark, Bark!" Dog rolled his eyes at his master.
"Yeah, Yeah... Whelp, Normally, I would suggest going to the city. But, I'm getting bad vibes from that place. So it's best steer clear from the place for the time being." Steve again eyeing the city, it wasn't unlike anything he has ever seen before... but it's still giving him a bad feeling.
"Bark, Bark!" Dog agreed with his master, clearly noticing the atmosphere going on at that place.
"We should get outta here. But, seeing the portal is not behind us anymore... We're stuck here. So we'll just have to rebuild our house again, come on. We'll find the perfect spot eventually." Steve took the lead while his dog soon followed. Trying to find a way out of the dark clouds, red skies, and whatnot.
But it seems whenever they go, the skies keep getting redder and redder, Steve thought that the Nether was an interesting place. But, it seems that this place got the Nether beat. Still... there are plenty of woods in this forest they were in.
He turned back and no longer saw the huge city behind them. But, they were still in the open and in his mind... monsters will come creeping around at night.
"We'll stop here for the night. I have some woods with me, so I can either build a cabin or treehouse. Which do you prefer?" Steve asked his dog if he was by himself he would have just built a huge house or something.
"Bark, Bark!"
"What's the difference? Well... a cabin is the easier and safer option, but monsters like zombies or creepers sometimes hit stuff like doors or walls outside, Which is annoying but I'd gotten used to it. Treehouse on the other hand, will take forever to build but monsters can't do anything to it from below. But that'll take most of my wood resources that I have at the moment." Steve explains the difference between Cabin and Treehouse.
"Bark, Bark!"
"I agree, Cabin takes less time and easy thing to do. So I guess it's a cabin then but are you sure? Once I start building this, there are no take backs until we find a better spot." Steve making sure if cabin was the right way to go.
"Bark!"
"Okay then. Time to start building." Steve pulls out his resources and starts building.
Steve soon got a shovel out of nowhere and suddenly started digging with no hassle while showing little effort to dig of course. Once that was settled, he placed down woods around the area he made until it fully covered up the place, he put down glass onto each window, built a fireplace, a warm comfy couch, a soft red bed, kitchen, and few glowstones to lite up the house from inside and outside the cabin.
"That should about covers it. What do you think about the place, buddy?" Steve asked his faithful company, who only barked at the response on seeing an awesome recently built cabin.
"Well... I'm going to hit the hay, It's been a long day today..." Steve stretches his arms before saying goodnight to his dog, Dog moves over to the fireplace and lays down its lower hips while the heat is coming from the fireplace. Before falling asleep as well.
Unbeknownst to him however, was a group of mamono saw the glowstones from the distances, a zombie, elf, dark mage, demon, dark priest, and vampire. Is heading towards the cabin with a tired expression on their faces.
"I see a cabin ahead of us, hopefully the owner won't mind allowing us in." Dark Priest calmly said to her squad, they are part of Druella's scout team that was available.
"If not we'll just seduce them and refill our energy. Because this day is the worst, I can't believe this order came from queen Druella herself." Elf sneers in annoyance on accepting this mission in the first place.
"Ara ara~ We shouldn't fight among ourselves, let's try and ask the owner to let us in first." Dark Mage giggles on seeing the interaction between her squad.
"I need to replenish spirit energy from a male, if not then I'll die without any energy to live..." Demon groaned while being forced into this assignment, she was about to kidnap a male to relive her needs. But Druella's orders shouldn't be ignored...
Zombie just groans loudly while her mouth-watering, she wants something to eat like fresh meat or perhaps pleasure from a male.
Steve's Cabin
Steve was snoring in his bed, before he awoke on a loud knock coming from his door. He knew it couldn't be his dog since he's laying near the fireplace, so it's perhaps someone out there in need of help, or something bad is going to happen...
He slowly gets up and heads over to the door but before looking at the peephole, and sees six individuals standing outside of his door. He took a deep breath before opening his door.
"Can I help you girls?" He said to them, they all look at him with shock expressions on their faces.
In their point of view, they see a strong looking male, who is freakishly taller than any other males they see in the Demon Realm. He has dark brown hair, dark skin, nose and mouth, and white eyes with blue-purplish pupils, with a light blue shirt (draping on the left-hand side), a pair of blue jeans, gray shoes, and strong muscles.
"U-um... We were wondering if you could let us in for the night. We got ourselves lost in the forests, and saw this cabin just here..." DP slowly struggles to find the right words speaking to this tall man.
"So... can you allow us to stay for the night?" Elf knew she was short compared to her squad, but this huge male in front of her is ten-times taller than any males she ever came across.
Steve looks at the girls and notices they are... some sort of monster? The one wearing dark dress with a witch hat is clearly a witch, a zombie on the right is groaning while looking at him, the one with horns with blue skin looks like a demon, the one wearing a brown/red cloak, blond hair with dark red rose, with fangs below her mouth... a priest of sort, and a short girl with pointy ears and lightish green hair.
"I guess so. Though I'm going to need answers as to why monsters can speak for some reason." Steve lets the monsters in his cabin, they quickly head inside and Steve shows them to the kitchen. They see its mostly wooden stone furnished with a furnace, chest neatly stacked with large wooden table seats attached to them.
Once they sit down they start talking for a bit, while Steve checks his chests for fresh food, they haven't said anything but he knew they were at least hungry.
Steve grabs a couple slices of Raw Beef/Pork Chops/Mushroom/Rabbit to make a stew. He and his companion always hunted animals for their meaty parts.
"What are you doing?" DM curiously asked Steve, "I'm going to make dinner for you guys, I know you all haven't said anything but I know people if they are hungry and starving."
This got the girl's attention and looked at Steve closely. In most mamono cases only they cooked for their husbands they loved dearly, but to see a male cooking for them is a rare change. So they want to see what is the difference between how male cook instead of them.
"Umm excuse me." DP speaks up.
"Hmmm?" Steve asks
"I know this is rude to asks, but what is your name?" asked DP
"Oh well it's Steve." Said Steve while looking away awkwardly since no one in his world ever speaks to learn about his name.
"Oh that's a lovely name, I supposed we should introduce ourselves." DM suggests while looking over her squad.
"Indeed, My name is Fiona." Fiona the Dark Priest, she has long dark hair, purple eyes, a calm smile, and a religious priest that serves the mighty Demon Realm.
"Ralnae..." Ralnae the Elf, once a member of the elf tribe but was force to leave when accepting the Demons offer. Now works for the Queen Druella, and the Demon Realm. She has lightish green hair, her green scout robes, and blue flower hanging on her left side of her hair.
"Morrigan~" Morrigan the Demon, She comes from a royal bloodline of demons and was selected personally from her family. To assets Druella's invasion against humans. Dark purple hair, dark horns, red eyes, almost revealing armor showing her breasts, ass, and tail. (Not to be confused by Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalker)
"Uhhhh..." Zombie tries to speak her name, "That's Akame." Akame the Zombie, an undead reanimated corpse brought back from the dead. She still has her limps together so she isn't smelling like a dead corpse, she still retains her memories when she was still human, but her intelligence and reason are diminished. She usually is out on the graveyard but her "Friends" took her here for some reason. She has long white hair, soulless eyes, mouth-gaping, drooling, tattered clothes, and barefoot.
"Artoria" Artoria the Vampire, A high rank monster across all Demon Realm was appointed for this assignment. Her family are a nobles and is quite wealthy, but dull moments was there so she signed up Druella's invasion and since then living by herself in a cheap damp apartment. (She bares a striking resemblance to Saber from Fate)
"And I am Elizabeth, I hope we'll get along well cutie~" Elizabeth the Dark Mage, a majin who possesses high magical power and a command of various spells. She is one of very few strong dark magicians that can use the dark arts, she has yet to find a mate, but that doesn't stop her a bit. She has long purple hair, bangs covering her left side of face, revealing robes showing her skin, a warm smile, and has a powerful staff behind her.
Steve looked confused at the last one, while his recently awake dog tilted its head a bit.
"Don't worry about that... you'll get used to it." Fiona sometimes can't understand Elizabeth and her crazy antics...
Steve turned back to the furnace to see the meats are fully cooked to perfection, the smell of perfection from the coal inside of it adds flavor to the meats while chopping them into veggies to make the stew.
He heads to the fridge to get fresh milk from cows he got from his world. Get six clean glasses and pour milk into it, heads to his other cabinets for bowls for the stew, he sits down the milks along with the bowls in front of the girls. Until he brought the whole pot of fresh stew, that radiates heat coming from the pot, the smell of meats, vegetables, and flavors quickly goes into the girl's nose.
Steve one by one pours stew into each of the bowls for the girls.
"Alright then eat up." Steve says as he goes to make him and his companion food as well.
"Bark, Bark!"
"I know, I know I hear you," Steve rolled his eyes and poured stew onto his dog's bowl.
As Steve was cooking the girls smelled the food on the table which smells very fresh. They look at each other before Fiona decides to be the first one to taste Steve's cooking.
Soon her eyes went wide.
After that she started scarfing down the food. Which caused the others to look at her in surprise which made them look at their bowls, and soon took a bite out of it causing them to go wide eyed.
They also scuffed down their food as well, as it tastes fresh and off the grill they oppose as well, as they have never tasted anything this delicious in their life.
Everyone couldn't help it as they enjoyed it with Fiona the first to speak.
"Steve this is good! How did you learn how to cook like this?!"
"Myself..."
"Well I agree with Fiona, this is amazing?!" Ralnae in all of her years in this world, she has never tasted anything quite like this before!
"Oh ummm... thanks?" Steve scratches the back of his head in confusion.
"No. Thank you for this wonderful meal you have made for us~" Elizabeth says.
This made Steve more confused, was the food he cooked was that good? All he did was following the cooking manuals he found during his travels, He didn't think it was anything special. He'd thought to himself.
"Make yourself comfortable then, If you excuse me I need to head downstairs to finish building." He planned to make a bath for himself, but it seems with these girls here... he's going to have to make it bigger than normal.
"Building? Are you a builder by chance?" Fiona looks up while finishing up her bowl.
"That's right, although I'm also an adventurer that goes around the world and stuff. You perhaps know that by now," Steve said to them
"Do you need any help?" Morrigan offers to help Steve, since he offers his cabin to them, cooks them a meal, and she wants to repay the favor.
"No I'm good. I'm used to building things on my own, I'm already 60% done already." Steve responds while his dog barks in agreement, they head downstairs to finish building, while leaving the girls above and soon finish their bowls.
"That was one hella of a meal right there." Ralnae smirked while patting her belly, she hadn't felt full in ages.
"Indeed, There is perhaps more to our mysterious owner than I thought. And quite a handsome fellow as well~" Elizabeth giggles while imagining as Steve becomes her husband.
"I'll say..." Artoria mutters while finishing up last, she drinks blood but still can eat standard food as well. Steve has now gained her interest and potential husband material...
The girls are now having thoughts on making Steve their mate, but they don't want to ruin their close friendship over a male they barely know. So it's best to keep things quiet until they learn more about their husb- I-I'd mean Steve.
"Say... I remember that we were supposed to be doing something, but what is it exactly?" Relnae holds her chin and tries to remember why they were here again...
"I don't remember myself actually, right girls." Fiona clearly stating they don't know why they are here again.
"Agreed." They all said while hearing noises coming from downstairs, it seems Steve really is a builder... but he also mentions he's an adventurer as well.
"So we know that Steve is an adventurer... What else is he exactly?" Morrigan said to her fellow girls.
"Well for one, I'm an expert craftsman, master swordsmen, expert marksman, brewing potions, acquired lost artifacts, gathered resources from the Nether, and of course defeated a Dragon in its own home." Steve answered behind Morrigan, they turned around and saw him staring at them with a tired expression.
"If you girls want, you can head downstairs to have a bath to clean yourself up. I want answers as to why monsters like you girls are here, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow." Steve weakly points downstairs before heads to his soft bed and drops down, tired from building the bathhouse.
With the Monster Girls
"Whoa!" They were all shocked by what they were seeing right now, the room was covered in blueish walls with nice designs, and a fountain at the center with water leaking out. Four railings with short stairs leading to the water, and of course water in front of them. It was nice, hot, and steamy in here...
They remove their towels and head into the water and relax... this is by far, the best bathhouse ever.
"That's it. I'm making Steve as my husband~" Elizabeth with a sinister grin on her face, if Steve could build something like this... imagine if the two of them living out alone together, and see him built like a mansion for them.
"Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We have to get ready in the morning to answer Steve's question. I'd notice he knows we are monsters, but at the same time confused as well." Fiona sort of a mother to the group and calms them down.
"I've been thinking about what Steve told us earlier, He'd mention he fought a dragon... but which dragon did he fight exactly?" Artoria thinks back on Steve's latest question during dinner.
"I don't know... but it seems Steve is turning out to be quite a prize." Relnae calmly said while enjoying the water, Steve seems to be a nice fellow, a little clueless, but seems to know what he's doing.
"He is indeed. I think it's best that we stay with Steve, until we report back to the queen... I'm not ready to go back yet." Fiona showing them a shit-eating grin on her face, they all have the same expression before enjoying the bath.
Steve is going to be theirs...
I'll end it here for now folks. This took me forever to make, I lost eight hours of sleep for this story, I'm bone tired right now.
So Minecraft and MGE, great crossover that perhaps make no sense whatsoever.
I'm heading to sleep now, happy (Late) christmas fellas!
