Kakashi Has A What?!
A/N: Heyyy- I got bored reel fast so I decided to write dis- Let me know if you want me to continue :D
Summary: Kakashi's Onii-Sama meets Team Minato all because his brother wanted to make sure he was okay before he leaves for his one-week-long ANBU mission. (And because he wants to drop off a bento.) As for Team Minato, whoa! who knew Kakashi, their very emotionally constipated teammate, have such a doting, mother-hen, over-protective, and very much gentle older brother?
[Shirou Hatake]
Codename: Okami
(The name means 'Cheerfulness' or 'White' I think-)
It was a pretty normal (as normal as his team could get ) day for Team Minato.
The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, Kakashi and Obito are bickering (He once had to sit through a 2-hour argument between those two about air. it was horrifying.) and Rin, always ever being the mediator, (kami-bless her.) is trying to break the fight that was bound to happen by trying to reason but to no avail.
Overall a pretty typical day.
...
Of course, he has to jinx himself.
As soon as he was about to take measures into his own hands (by which, he means Obito and Kakashi. He was getting tired of them arguing who was better at kunai throwing) an ANBU in a Wolf mask (Okami), painted blood red, swooped down from seemingly nowhere. The ANBU was young. probably a few years older than his students. They were equipped with standard ANBU equipment with a tanto strapped behind his back. Minato can't really tell their hair color cause of the hood, which was attached to a dark cloak.
"Namikaze-San." The mysterious ANBU spoke nervously, inclining their head downward slightly.
"ANBU-San." He replied. Huh. Was he getting an assignment? He was pretty sure the Hokage told him, and he quotes, to 'shut up and train your minions'
The ANBU hesitated. "...Is Hatake Kakashi here?"
He froze.
What does this person want with Kakashi?
Slowly, he answered. "...He is."
The ANBU perked up.
"..May I speak with him?"
Minato narrowed his eyes. Okay, what. who is he and why does he want to speak with Kakashi?
just when he was about to inter- question! the mysterious nin, He hears Obito in the distance, trying to gain his attention.
"HEY MINATO-SENSEI! CAN WE GET TO THE SPAR NOW?" Obito shouted, waving his arms around wildly. "I WANT TO MAKE KAKASHI EAT DIRT!"
queue Rin trying to make Obito apologize to her not-so-secret crush.
Minato waved back. "In a moment Obito! Stay put!"
Obito, ever the cute bean, despite his sensei's warnings, went towards him and the ANBU anyway.
Asksjkakkhh- (Minato's thought process lol-)
Obito finally noticed the ANBU's presence."Hey, sensei! Who's that?!" Obito exclaimed, pointing a finger at the masked elite.
Minato internally groaned. this day is already going west, east, and south.
Kakashi and Rin, who heard Obito's exclamation, followed. (like curious kitties. Dammit his team was cute-)
Rin looked concerned. "Why is an ANBU member here?"
Obito just looks confused. "wait, ANBU?"
Kakashi is frozen, staring wide-eyed at the ANBU. The ANBU took a step forward getting closer to Kakashi.
Minato internally panicked. This is starting to look like the horror movie he watched with Kushina last week- and he has to stop the ANBU from getting closer to Kakashi or something might ha-
The ANBU swept Kakashi up from the grassy floor and into his arms in one fluid motion. Abandoning probably all of the black ops protocols (which is stay hidden and keeping your voice flat as fuck-) the ANBU, in the most brotherly and affectionate voice ever directed to their stoic teammate (who still looks pretty embarrassed and sh00keth-) said one word that sent Minato his two other students into hazardous saliva choking.
"Otouto!"
Oh, Kami, Obito's choking looks painful-
"O-Onii-sama.." Kakashi muttered in the older boy's arms, refusing to look at his team while trying hard to maintain his embarrassed blush.
Kakashi has an older brother who he never talked about.
That kinda just took the whipped cream off the cake.
Minato doesn't know if he should feel offended that Kakashi never shared the fact that he has a sibling or relieved that someone was actually taking care of him.
Very much so.
The ANBU, now the unnamed brother of his favorite student, (Don't tell Rin and Obito he said that- He'll never hear the end of it. Never-) is now rapidly firing questions and comments ranging from "Did you over train again?" to "Shush otouto, your onii-sama need to make sure you're not hurt." to "Shinobi code my left boot- I'm trying to keep you alive."
Definitely a mother-hen type.
And Kakashi took all the fussing like a champ-
"Onii-sama...you're going to be late for your mission .."
"ah, right!" The slightly taller nin pulls a bento box out of thin air and handed it to Kakashi. (Minato later found out 5 seconds later the bento box was from a storage seal on the ANBU's armguard.)
If Kakashi wasn't embarrassed then, he definitely was blushing now.
The ANBU just smiled, ruffling his younger brother's hair, and then turn towards Minato, bowing slightly.
"Thank you for taking care of my otouto Namikaze-san."
In a swirl of leaves, the ANBU vanished.
...
The silence was thick. Kakashi was staring at the bento box with a partly visible blush, still looking quite embarrassed. why can't he have a regular brother who isn't so doting? seriously, it's like he's his actual mother or something-
oh, wait. his team was still looking at him.
Turning toward his team, he sees sensei staring very much in a state of sh00k-, Rin making small high pitch noises, and Obito about to blow up with questions.
He mustered up a glare. "What?"
Obito blew up. (I swear- he's such a cinnamon roll as a kid- stupid rocks-)
" 'WHAT'?! JUST 'WHAT' ?! WE JUST FOUND OUT YOU HAD A OLDER BROTHER AND NEVER TOLD US, YOU BASTARD!"
Rin snapped out of her dying noise phase. "O-Obito! Don't be so rude, Kakashi probably didn't want to tell us, you know he doesn't like to talk about personal things!"
(Minato was murmuring something that sounds like, 'Kushina, Older brothers and ANBUs')
Kakashi turned away with a small 'tch' and stalked off still holding the bento his brother made, ignoring Obito's indignant shouts and insults. He's so close to being promoted.
He sets the bento down and moves into a kata.
Omake: Okami's ANBU Mission with his ANBU team [Attempt At Humor]
They were in a tree. separated. observing, *cough* stalking *cough* the target below.
Okami's teammate, Neko (Cat), was bored. Hey, she was in this tree for 2 hours, looking at nothing but the target's unattractive backside.
Even watching the Hokage cry about paperwork's more amusing.
so, using her get-away-with-anything ticket, (For helping the Hokage with paperwork, it was a terrifying amount- but the results are so worth it-) she jumps into another tree branch further enough the target doesn't hear her and pressed the button to unmute her earpiece.
"Na na na na na na..."
There were static-y noises afterward.
"Neko! what the fuck are you doing?!" Ryu(Dragon)-Taichou's voice hissed through the communication device. oh, she's so dead after this-
"It's my stealth noise!" Neko replied cheekily, maybe also a bit childishly, before continuing.
"shut the fuck up your gonna get us found-"
"Na na na na na na..."
About five yards to the left, Usagi (Bunny) tries to stifle his snicker.
Why not? He thought and promptly joined in.
now both Neko and Usagi were making 'Na Na' noises
Ryu was seriously considering getting a new team. (shame that he loves them too much.)
"Everyone shut the fuck up!" He tried again. Of course, it didn't work.
Okami, who really rather watch the paint dry, joins in despite his respect for his taichou.
it's just overall too amusing.
Elite ANBUs, being childish, in a warzone, being genin-level annoying to their supposedly cool-head captain.
In the end, Ryu was subjected to another one hour of the 'na na's before he threatens ANBU and Public toilet cleaning duty.
He did it anyway because they were all annoying twerps.
"Nah, you love us~" Usagi chirps. Neko and Okami nodded along, agreeing with everything Usagi said.
Brats.
He didn't deny it.
A/N: As you can see I got very bored so I wrote this :,D English is NOT my first language so I apologize for any grammar mistakes and weird storytelling style. I still hoped you enjoyed it though-
Cannon Doesn't Exist Here chapter will be published soon- I just lost a bit of motivation because of all the schoolwork- (SCREW YOU QUARANTINE-)
Facts: Cannon ANBU doesn't act like that in the omake but it's so fun making them act like a masked-mentally-unstable-but-also-pretty-cracky-assassination squad.
Merry Christmas! :D
-Purin