This is sort of a crack-ish & fluff one shot that I actually dreamed in head.
In a far, far away-
"Who cares about that?!" Natsu screamed in my EAR!
"Ouch!" I swore, that was my good ear too!
I fell off my table with my laptop secured to my lap.
(I bet you are all wondering where I'm at, currently at the famous FAIRY TAIL GUILD HALL! For a CHRISTMAS PARTY with a few other ANIMES! YAYYYYYYY! Anyways...back to what is happening to me;)
"Natsu" Lucy said threateningly, "You interrupted Author-Chan!"
I pouted; "I keep telling you guys to call me, Alyssa! No 'Chan' needed!" I shouted.
I then felt two people lift me up & saw that it was Yugi & Atem. And, awww! they're wearing Christmas couple sweaters!
"Are you okay, Alyssa-Chan?" Yugi asked me worryingly.
"Indeed, that was a mighty scream Natsu had yelled in your ear." Atem also agreed.
I smiled, Yugi & Atem are one of the only people I allow, or try to allow, to put 'Chan' at the end of my name.
Before I could console their worries, I felt my head collide with a familiar armored chest...ERZA!
"Awww~ Aren't you just adorable!" She cooed!
I swear this woman will make me have amnesia with how hard she slammed my head against her armor-! Wait...Why is she wearing Christmas theme armor!? Doesn't she have a freaking Santa outfit from the Fairy Tail Christmas OVA!?
"I agree with Natsu on this one!" Oh god Goku..."I thought we were here to tell everyone a Merry Christmas?"
I managed to pull myself from Erza's armor chest, "Well I was trying to say-"
"Well maybe if you didn't interrupt her, she'd might tell us, you idiots." Gray said.
Also, hypocrite! You just interrupted me Gray-
"What'd you say, you ice stripper?!" Natsu yelled back.
"For once, I agree with the naked iceman. Kakarot, you & that pink-haired buffoon are interrupting the tiny author from doing her job!" Vegeta insulted.
I felt that the anime sweat-drops were coming down on my face, "I'm not that short or tiny..." I mumbled.
I then felt an arm plop itself against my head & caught the familiar sight of a red cape & silver pocket-watch...I felt that my grave had already been dug out...
I can tell this is going to be a disaster.
"Lighten up, dude. It's not like we're doing any real damage." Edward Elric...& his proudful mouth spoke.
"Edward! Get off of Author already, you idiot!" I hear Winry yell from the background.
"It's not like I'm doing anything wrong, ain't that right, Author-san~" Edward said, patting my head.
I actually felt one of those tick marks appear on my head. I swear, Edward knows how much I hated being called Author-san, because I'm a GIRL, & that I hated being patted on the head.
"Mph!" Vegeta scoffed, "As if you had room to talk,...short stack." Vegeta smirked
Uh oh...I felt Edward's hand stiffen...This is not going to end well.
And just as I predicted, Edward had his anger face on & clapped his hands together; "Who are you calling a short stack?! You, the prince of COMPLAINERS?!" Edward insulted back.
Oh bloody hell...
"I'll teach you to insult the prince of all SAIYANS!" Vegeta yelled, turning super Saiyan BLUE?!
"Oh YEAH! I'M ALL FIRED UP NOW!" Natsu yelled, before engulfing his hands into flames.
"I suppose I have no choice...I will join in!" Atem said-wait what?! How the hell does he have his duel disk out already!
Hold...OH shit...
"Hit the deck!" I screamed before jumping over the bar counter.
Aaannnd just like that...everyone was fighting.
I sighed. I suppose I should be lucky that it's only Dragon Ball Z/Super, FMA Brotherhood, Fairy Tail, & Yu-Gi-Oh that are the only anime here or it would have been much worse.
The only sane, or semi-sane, that are with me behind the counter are; Lucy, Winry, Chi Chi, Bulma, Alphonse, Yugi, Happy, Charla, & Lily.
"I'll uh...pay for damage..." I said as a watch yet another table breaking into pieces, as Master Makarov cried
"Don't worry about this stuff, Alyssa." Lucy says, putting a hand on my shoulder, "This stuff is...pretty natural..."
Oh yeah...its Fairy Tail...how could I forget that...
"Even still...I will pay for damages...Though I have to admit, you are all surprisingly sane & calm to be dealing guys like these, let alone marry or dating them. Especially you, Lucy, Chi Chi, Bulma & Yugi." I say to them as I turn my head around & look at the still fighting men & women.
"It's not without its challenges. Right guys?" Lucy sighed, before turning to Chi Chi, Bulma & Yugi, who also nodded their heads.
"Ohh~" I hear Happy tease beside me.
I turn my head with a slight tilt, 'What?" I asked, confused.
I then saw the smirk- no...its that teasing smirk he gives to Lucy & Natsu, & everyone else when it's something lovely dovely...oh no.
"MISTLETOE!" He says pointing up.
Oh dear lord no... I look up to see a mistletoe indeed & saw that there was no Lily, Charla, or Happy...THAT LITTLE-
"Oh well, it's tradition." I hear Winry say.
Wait what-
I felt a light kiss on my lips & saw that it's Winry!
"Huh-?"
I felt another kiss as some one turned my head left & felt yet another kiss when my head moved right! I saw that it was Chi Chi & Lucy?!
What is happening?!
Another lip-kiss attack & it's Bulma! Her too!
I then saw Yugi shyly kiss my lips before engulfing in a huge red blush.
While I sat their frozen...I just got kiss my favorite anime characters...not a bad Christmas
"Huh...wow" I really don't know what to say.
"Well, it is tradition & you are cute." Chi Chi says, as the others nodded.
Aww that really-wait...why don't I hear anymore fighting & why is it quiet? And why do I have the sudden dread of-ohhhh...shit...
I crank my head to the fight that was supposed to be happening only to see Atem, Natsu, Goku, Vegeta, & Edward with their bangs cover their eyes...oh shit, they saw...I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that they be mad, I'd always have a feeling that they were overprotective of their mates or soul mates in Atem's case & they know that I've had crushes on their mates, sooooo...
"I recommend you finish what you have to say about your updates, before flying away to have a chance." Happy said as each of the guys were powering up their attack's.
Oh god, I swear I saw Goku go Ultra Instinct for a second...
"Umm..." I gulp, before turning to you guys; "I-I k-know that some of you might be a bit curious about my updates on; The Cursed Heartfilia, story & I wanted you all to know that I will be trying to update the story at least once or, maybe if I'm lucky, twice a month!" I sweat faster as I feel their energy rising as well as their jealousy, so I speak faster; "I can't say for certain that I'll have a new chapter by this month, but I'll try my hardest to get one for this month, mostly likely after Christmas or the day after Christmas. Also, I want you all to know that I very much appreciate your patience for my LONG updates for my stories. You are what we writers want! I sometimes feel that we writers don't deserve the kindness & patience you give us each & everyday! GOODBYE EVERYONE ONE & HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS!" I shouted, before flying straight up & barely escaping the Ki energy blast, The Dark Magicians blast, & I Edward-faced spear aiming towards me!
"ALYSSA/AUTHOR!" The roaring sound of angry men coming towards me!
"AHHHHHHHH" I scream as a pack of anger & jealous mates go after me.