Author Note: Thanks Austin for the review but it is possible for a 4 month old to walk and sound a single word. Parents. Com says this kind of things happens between 4 months and 15 month old in a baby life. The telegraph also reported a baby being able to walk at a shocking 6 months old. Plus its not like Lavi is talking in complete sentences and I never said he spoke the word Panda completely right, either. I tried to keep it a hairbreath away from impossible.
I do not own Boruto: Naruto the next generation and D Gray Man.
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It figures that the old man has no interest in this. Thought Lavi as he stood before the Konoha Ninja academy entrance.
After that destruction, Boruto was immediately taken home and the train had to be air lifted out of the monument.
So it was no surprise to anybody that Boruto got suspended and through a globe, he saw the boy's mother punishing him with a nightmarish amount of homework.
Today, that boy was meant to come back, Lavi walked into the academy and sat down at the his usual seat.
Two weeks was more than enough time for the kids to get used to his exoctic looks.
Of course the kids were curious and got interested when they learned he was from a clan but the interest was snuffed out when they saw his newbie ability's.
You don't know how badly a pride could hurt, until you've met genius children who dismay you.
Suddenly a familiar boy came in with his rich friends.
"Yo, everybody!" Yelled Boruto. "My name is Boruto Uzumaki! Nice to meet you all!"
Silence.
They all watched him and his friends sit down at the very front and it wasn't long before the other children started spilling out their jealously.
It didn't stop and Boruto was clearing hearing it, but this was reality.
He should be in jail regardless of age but Boruto got 2 weeks of intense homework instead, the punishment didn't fit the crime and many couldn't help but feel like the fact that he was the Hokage son gave him a free pass to do whatever he wanted.
Lavi didn't say anything because it was getting interesting.
Negative feelings create conflict and conflict pushes people to their limits and beyond.
It was interesting to see inojin Yamanaka give the middle finger to Boruto despite their parents relationship.
It happens but it's rear, children of parents who are best friends with each other don't always like each.
And then their sensei came in to disperse the situation, Boruto know a majority of the class did not like him now.
They all stood at the sight of the man.
The man did the register before getting them out on the field to do drills.
Boruto was excelled at it all, climbing, running, dodging, when it was over he barely broke a sweat.
They each went one by one.
Eventually it was his turn and he was a normal person.
He did the lamelest pair of summersaults any of them had ever seen, by the time he got to the wall he was tired, they watched him struggle to climb to the top slowly and than he almost hurt himself jumping off it and than he dodged, hitting the side of himself with the wooden log more than once before finishing almost practically collapsing.
They all stared.
"Wow, that was the worst performance, I have ever seen" said Shikadai. "I did not think it was possible to be that bad"
The genius didn't think this guy would pass the academy.
But not everybody was raised by superninjas, those raised civilian were really easy to pick out, they were the worst out of the bunch.
Even the Sensei was marking him down with a question mark to see if he could graduate, the man did not believe he would be anymore than a Genin.
The Bookman Clan really isn't a physical clan
...thought their Sensei.
The kids were forced to so more drill, were it became painfully obviously he would have no future as a Ninja unless he magically improved his phyisc.
As the result of his performance nobody noteworthy wanted to hang out with him when it was lunch time, the top performers went to eat earlier than everybody else and it seemed everybody had the same idea of eating in the classroom.
He walked right into the middle of a conflicted between Iwabee Yuino, a guy who failed the academy twice in a row and Boruto Uzumaki, the guy who would no doubt pass on his first try.
Iwabee was complaining about how he didn't want to be in a class with a guy who got everything handed to him, yada yada.
The trouble with people is that, they assume they know a person life when their just as human as everybody else.
Lavi looked at his packed lunch bag and took out his sandwich before eating it much to the disbelief of his fellow classmen who was around him.
He was hungry, did they expect him to starve and watch?
There was no such thing as break time snack in the academy, did they think he had the stomach of steel?
He was going to eat, and eat he did, thankfully those involved in the conflict did not notice so he finished his lunch in peace.
He watched a failure of a ninja challenge the Hokage son to a duel so that the class can see if he got by with hard work or his father's name.
By the time they had located, he had finished his food.
"Did that guy, really just eat his lunch while Boruto was in trouble?" Said the class president in disbelief.
Lavi got out a book, pen and pencil before focusing on the fight, anybody looking over his shoulder would see a blank book which made it even more noteworthy.
Lavi hand didnt stop as he watched the fight, he was clearly writing something down.
In the ups and downs of the fight, his hand never took a breather to show the full reaction.
The conflict was eventually resolved in such a stupid way, but they were kids and they could get away with it.
But than their teacher appeared to chew them all out for disappearing when they were supposed to be in his class.
He felt several eyes on him as he walked to class and through the last lesson of the day.
Lavi left and walked home like he learned nothing.
He entered the house and gave the old man the book.
"I'm going to take a long bath" said Lavi much to the man's confusion.
The next day, coming to school it was like the conflict never happened and most of them were cool with Boruto, even Iwabee.
The teacher started class and they were all directed outside once again where Konhamaru Sarutobi showed up on the biggest frog he had ever seen.
A summon.
Lavi remembered seeing a picture of The Hokage famous toad summon and the scrolls handed out where no doubt summoning scrolls, but before they could truly do anything the top two gender groups began to squabble with each other.
They squabbled so much that they haulted the lesson.
Their teacher told them to cool it, so they took a break only for Sarada and Boruto to butt heads again.
You would think the teacher would do something but no, he turned the fight into an excuse for them all to train instead.
It became a capture the flag game ninja style, boys Vs girls.
Lavi had to blink, how the hell did he get into this mess?
He started to run when the teacher told them took, Iwabee used his earth style to block the girls allowing the boys to go past.
This only lasted a minute before Choji Akimichi blasted through it with her enlarged fists, their teacher was watching for outstanding pupils and writing it down.
Shikadai stood in the way for the girls and trapped them using his clan jitsu only for all of them to hear a boom from the building.
Their teacher revealed to them that he had booby trapped the place much to everybody horror, but while he was ranting about team work they all left.
Even the girls.
Inside the building was like a battlefield, explosions were going off everywhere, students were being knocked unconscious left and right from both teams.
It was pure luck that Lavi managed to run alongside the most promising students of the year.
But it wasn't gracefull at all.
"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! I don't want to die!" He yelled as he ran for his life, everybody behind him sweat dropped largely.
"What is wrong wi-" Shikadai began only for them all to feel objects coming towards them.
Metal Lee reaction was fast, he caught them like a true ninja, they looked to find a group of girls lead by Sarada not far behind them and we're ready to attack again.
For a second Metal Lee looked cool before his confidence issues kicked in.
They left him, seeing the clouds before the storm and ran until Shikadai got an idea to lose them.
They combined, the ink jitsu, augment reality and a trap from the teacher, to trap the group and ran away while they were distracted only to find the girls had split.
Shikadai, Boruto and inojin dodged the girls like true Ninjas.
They turned around and saw it was him and Denki Kaminarimon.
What happened next was disgusting.
Lavi put both hands into his mouth, he made sure the girls could see him sliming them up nice and good, before rushing towards them with his palms stretched out to grab.
The girls parted like the red sea.
"Gross!" Yelled one girl.
"Don't touch me!" Yelled another.
"That is the worst way, I have ever seen a ninja get through a crowd" said Inojin.
Lavi gave a peace sign, before whipping his hands onto the walls, he didn't look a least bit ashamed while doing it but his teacher wanted to yell at him for wiping his hands on the academy walls.
They than looked to find Denki unable to move, he did not have the courage or saliva to be disgusting.
They escaped to a closet.
"I can't believe I'm in the top four guys left" said Lavi.
"Who are you?" Said Boruto.
"Lavi Bookman" said Lavi, knowing they hadn't formally met yet. "I'm from the Bookman clan. Were not a clan of fighters we just record stuff down. Why do you think I have no jitsu like you guys?"
All four sweat dropped at that.
This guy was beyond useless but incredibly lucky.
"Okay, everybody but Boruto will be a distraction" said Shikadai.
"Well, that's pretty much the only thing I can do" said Lavi.
Inojin had no objections.
They put their plan into effect, the created a smoke bomb while Boruto went for the flag using his shadow clones.
Everything's was going well, until the class president noticed a Boruto clone just popping out of existence outside.
The remaining girls rushed to the door with explosives, Lavi and the rest rushed after them hoping Boruto got the flag already.
Nope.
Lavi walked into chaos, a summoned snake appeared and both Boruto and the large girl were falling off the edge of the building.
Shikadai and Inojin sprinted to action while Lavi slipped away in the chaos.
Everybody was too focus on their teacher being awesome, by handling the snake using a Rasengan to notice him lamely climbing to the highest point to take the flag.
By the time everybody noticed it was gone, he had gone down with and with wobbly legs, legs that just packed up, he came out out of the shadows to all of them and yelled.
"I got the flag!"
Everybody looked shocked even the teacher.
Useless guy won.
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