Happy Holidays, everybody. Here's a little incestuous one-shot involving our favorite white-haired preteen and his ditzy yet loveable (and my personal favorite) and attractive blonde older sister. Enjoy.


It was here, Christmas Day, the most magical time of the year! It was the time of giving and spending quality time with loved ones. It was early in the morning as everyone in the Loud house was still sound asleep in bed. Well, all except for one.

In her room, the blonde bombshell Leni Loud, was sitting at her dresser while applying strawberry scented lip gloss. Once done, she put away the lip gloss with a smack of her lips. She then took a folded piece of paper that rested on her dresser and opened it. A smile crossed her face as she read the name on said paper.

[Flashback]

It was a number of days before Christmas and the Loud siblings were gathered in a circle in the living room, along with their parents. The only one that wasn't present was Lori due to being away at college. It was the annual Loud family secret Santa gift exchange. Everyone drew a name from a hat and whoever you got was the person you bought a gift for. Since Lori was away, Rita would be drawing a name for her.

Technically speaking, since Leni was the oldest sibling in the house, she'd be drawing first. Reaching into the hat, she pulled out a name. She gasped in delight upon seeing the name.

"Eee! I got Linky!" Leni beamed with a squeal, pulling her brother in for a tight squeeze, burying his face in her ample bosom. She then saw the looks the others were giving her, "I mean… I didn't get Linky" she said, releasing the boy.

Everyone facepalmed. She made the same mistake last year with Lynn and again this year with Lincoln. Somethings never change…

[End of Flashback]

Leni folded the paper up and placed it back onto her dresser.

"This year, Linky will be mine!" Leni smiled, clenching a fist in determination. She then stood up and examined the outfit she was wearing.

It was a red, Santa-themed tube dress that stopped halfway down her thighs, with a white cotton hem. Around her midsection was a large black belt. The dress really hugged and showed off her hourglass figure perfectly. On her arms were black gloves that stopped halfway up her forearms; while on legs, she wore black leather high-heeled boots that went up to her knees, the boots having silver soles and heels to them. She wore a black choker on her neck, a small golden bell ball dangling from it. To top it all off, she wore a red Santa hat with a mistletoe sewn into the side of the fluffy hem.

"Yeah, he's totes going to love what I have in store for him" Leni said to herself while adjusting her enormous breasts.

That's when she heard a yawn down the hallway. Immediately, she recognized it came from her brother. Poking her head out, she saw Lincoln walking down the hall while rubbing the sleep out of his eye. Excellent. He was also in nothing but his underwear. Even more excellent. The ditzy blonde watched as her little brother entered the bathroom. After a few moments of doing his business and washing his hands, Lincoln came out with a groan while stretching his arms.

"Psst! Hey, Linky" Leni whispered to him, getting his attention.

"Oh. Morning, Leni" Lincoln greeted her with a smile.

"Could you come here for a moment?" Leni asked.

Lincoln shrugged, Leni opening the door wider to allow him in.

"So, why did you want me to—" Lincoln was cut off by shutting the door, followed by locking it. He then turned to his sister, who's eyes were half-lidded along with a warm smile, her arms behind her back, "Uh, what's this about?" Lincoln asked with some confusion.

"How would you like your Christmas gift?" Leni offered, approaching him slowly with a sway in her hips.

"I… Uhh…" Lincoln stammered, unsure how to reply. He then felt his cheeks cupped in his sister's gloved hands.

"So cute" Leni smiled, "What do you think of my outfit" she gestured Santa-themed clothes.

Lincoln away from Leni's face and down to her body. The outfit was wearing was quite… attractive. And that was him restraining himself. She could see her thighs, but what really caught his attention was his sister's cleavage which poked out from the dress she was wearing.

"It's… It's nice…" Lincoln said, averting his gaze away from her with a blush.

"Aww, that's so nice" Leni said, "Do you know what this is?" she pointed to the plant attached to the side of her hat.

"Uh, a mistletoe?" Lincoln raised an eyebrow.

"And do you know what you do under a mistletoe?" Leni asked with a playful smirk.

"Kiss… some… one…" Lincoln trailed off slowly as Leni leaned in, and then softly pressed her lips against his. Seconds later, Leni broke the kiss with the same smile, "Why… Why did you…"

"It's a part of your gift, sweetie" Leni affectionately tapped his nose with her finger, "Now, be a dear and lie on the bed" she gestured to her large, pink bed.

Lincoln wasn't sure why, but he couldn't help but do what his sister asked. Maybe it was sweet, kind and warm voice of hers. The boy then got in his sister's bed, lying flat on his back. He watched as his sister got into bed with him, crawling on her hands and knees until she loomed over him. Just as before, the ditzy blonde cupped one of his cheeks in her hand, caressing it.

Once again, Leni leaned in, this time closing her eyes with a tilt of her head. Lincoln's eyes shot wide upon his sister's lips locking with his. He felt Leni's tongue dart into his mouth, with hers swirling around his, the older girl moaning into his mouth as she did so. Leni exhaled through her nose before pulling away, saliva connecting her tongue to Lincoln's.

"Did you like that, Linky?" Leni asked him.

"Ba… Ba… Ba…" Lincoln stammered, a blush crossing his face which made Leni giggle.

"I'll take that as a yes" Leni smiled before straddling him, "You thirsty?" she asked.

"A little…" Lincoln answered.

Leni then pulled him up into the sitting position, his face at eye level with her chest. The blonde dug into the top portion of her dress and pulled it down, Lincoln's eyes bulging as her enormous breasts were now on display. Leni then took a hold of Lincoln's wrists and raised them before placing them on her breasts, Lincoln gasping and the silky-smooth feeling. They were so big, they took up twice the space of his hands.

"Do you like the way my tits feel in your hands, Linky?" Leni asked, using her brother's hands to rub her breasts in circles.

"Yeah, they're huge!" Lincoln gave them a small squeeze, making Leni lightly bite her lower lip, "Really nice. Soft yet firm. Not to mention warm"

"I've noticed how you stare at them when you think I'm not looking" Leni told him, causing him to look off to the side, "Why do you think I bury your face in there every time I hug you?" she asked rhetorically, "Speaking of which…"

Leni put a hand on the back of Lincoln's head, bringing him closer to her chest. Lincoln exhaled a soft breath against her erect nipple, making a tingle run down her spine. Lincoln licked around the hard nub before latching on and starting to suckle. Leni moaned quietly, affectionately running her fingers through his hair.

Lincoln wrapped his left arm around Leni's waist while his right hand squeezed her left breast. Suddenly, Lincoln felt warm milk drip onto his tongue, which made him lap at her nipple quickly and repeatedly. He felt the milk leaking out of Leni's other breast as well which ran down his hand and arm.

"Like your big sister's milk?" Leni asked lovingly.

"Mm-hm" Lincoln nodded, drinking the milk that flooded into his mouth.

Honestly, Leni's milk tasted sweeter than any other milk he had drank in his entire life. Granted, Leni wasn't pregnant, but still. Lisa had once explained to them that some women could produce breast milk even if they weren't pregnant. Some crap about hormone imbalances or whatever. When he felt he had had enough, Lincoln removed himself from Leni's breast, releasing a small belch.

"Well, someone was thirsty" Leni joked, Lincoln smiling lightly with an embarrassed blush.

It was in that moment she felt something prod between her butt cheeks. Knowing what it was, Leni smiled down at her brother. Looks like someone wants to play as well.

"Hey, Linky, do you want feel good? Like, really, really good?" Leni caressed his cheek with half-lidded eyes.

"Sure" Lincoln replied.

Leni kissed his forehead before making him lie on his back once again. She crawled backwards, leaving a trail of hot kisses along his body while doing so. Lincoln chuckled when she felt him kiss his midsection. When she was in between his legs, Leni hooked her fingers into the waistband of Lincoln's underwear. The blonde girl pulled the boy's underwear off his legs, tossing them to the floor.

Leni gasped in delight at the sight of her brother's penis. It may not have been very long, but it was thick. She could wait for it to grow in length later. Reaching out, she took ahold of her brother in her right hand, giving it a few small strokes. He was warm and full in her hand. She could feel the heat coming off his rod, even through her glove.

"You're so cute, Linky" Leni commented, giving him a small stroke, "So kind…" she leaned in, "So caring…" she kissed his tip, making him thrust his hips a bit, "So loving…" she slowly licked up his shaft from base to tip, "Now I can return the favor" she said before wrapping her lips around Lincoln's head, and then lowering her mouth onto him.

Lincoln groaned. Feeling his sister's mouth go up and down on him was amazing. Even her tongue, which occasionally swirled around his cock, felt good to him. The whole time, the two siblings were maintaining eye contact with each other. In Leni's eyes, Lincoln could see there was trust, care and love—both the platonic family kind and the lustful romantic kind.

"Leni… s-something's happening" Lincoln warned.

Leni just what that think was. She increased the speed of which she bobbed her head, eager to taste her brother's seed. Lincoln grunted, thrusting his hips forward. Before Leni knew it, her mouth became full of a hot, sticky, white liquid, causing her to hum in delight. Slowly, she removed herself from her brother's cock, and audible gulp being heard as she swallowed his load.

"Mmm…" Leni licked her lips, "You taste delicious, Linky" she told him, "And your cock is still hard" she added, giving him a few pumps.

"Is that bad?" Lincoln asked with a bit of concern.

"Well, it shows you can go more than one round at least" Leni told him, "As much as I love you being all hard, we should wrap this up before everyone wakes up. No pun intended" she tapped him on the nose.

"Heh" Lincoln chuckled, "So, what do we do now?" he asked curiously.

"Now…" Leni lifted the skirt of her dress past her waist, revealing her bare ass and womanhood. She then lied on her back, using her fingers to open up her vertical lips, "Now you stick your hard log into my warm fireplace" she told him.

"Wait, were you seriously not wearing panties the whole time?" Lincoln raised an eyebrow. He was used to her not wearing bra, considering how often she hugged him to her chest, but this was somewhat unexpected.

"Just put it in, Linky" Leni told him.

The white-haired boy gave a quick shrug. He crawled up to Leni until his face was at level with her chest. He took ahold of his member and aligned it with Leni's folds. He had accidently walked in on his parents doing this, so it wasn't like it was freaking rocket science. Lincoln then plunged himself into Leni's hole.

"Mmph…" Leni winced, biting her lip.

"I'm not hurting you, am I?" Lincoln asked with concern.

"Heh. No, sweetie" Leni cupped his cheek in her hand, "It stings a little, but that's normal for a girl's first time" she told him.

"This is your first time?" Lincoln asked, shocked.

"What? Did you think I some horny slut giving it away to every cute guy she meets?" Leni asked playfully, "No, I've been saving this moment just for you, my little white reindeer" she said with a loving gaze, "Now, give your big sister all you've got" she told him.

Lincoln nodded, slowly reeling his hips back. He then threw them forward, causing Leni to throw her head back with a small moan. As he thrusted in and out of her, Lincoln leaned in and latched onto one of her bouncing breasts, drawing in milk as he suckled. Leni held Lincoln closer, making him take in more of her breast as well as her milk.

Watching her little brother drink her breast milk brought a smile to her face, warmed her heart. It also brought a memory to her.

[Flashback]

"Leni…" Rita spoke, getting her daughter's attention, the blonde girl sitting on the couch, "How would you like to hold your brother?" she asked, taking a seat next to the girl, a baby Lincoln in her arms.

"Really?" Leni beamed in delight.

"Lori got to hold him. So did Luna. It's only fair that you get a turn" Rita said, gently passing the infant to the five-year-old, "Just be careful" she added.

"Hi, I'm Leni. I hope we can be friends" Leni told her brother. The baby replied by placing a hand on her cheek which made her smile as her heart flooded with love, "I love you, Linky" Leni told him, kissing his cheek.

[End of Flashback]

"I… I love you, Linky" Leni whispered under her breath, tears of joy welling up in her eyes.

Another memory then came to her.

[Flashback]

A ten-year-old Leni sighed in relief after exiting the bathroom, having finished her business on the toilet. She was about to return to her bed, when she saw the bedroom door of her brother's room open. Out came her five-year-old brother, holding his stuffed rabbit.

"Linky?" Leni called her brother's name, getting his attention, "What're you doing up?" she asked, approaching him.

"I had a nightmare. I was going to go ask Mommy if I could spend the night with her" Lincoln said innocently.

"Oh, you don't need to go to Mom. Come on, you can spend the night with me" Leni said, taking his free hand and guiding him to the room she shared with their oldest sister.

"Thanks, Leni" Lincoln said as his second oldest sister placed him in her bed.

"Anytime. I couldn't bear to see my little Linky all scared" Leni said as he joined him in bed, tossing the blanket over both of their bodies.

"Goodnight, Leni" Lincoln smiled at her.

"Goodnight, Linky" Leni said, kissing his forehead.

Lincoln scooted closer, drifting off to sleep as his older sister held him close, nuzzling the top of his head.

[End of Flashback]

"I love you so much!" Leni shouted, holding him tight, wrapping her legs around her waist to keep him in place.

Lincoln grunted, feeling Leni's walls clench around him. He released her breast from his mouth and groaned. The white-haired boy felt another pressure build up in his loins.

"Leni, I… can't hold on… anymore!" Lincoln warned, clenching his eyes.

"Do it! Cum! Cum deep inside of me and make our love eternal!" Leni shouted.

With a grunt, Lincoln gave one final thrust, shooting a load of hot semen deep into his sister's womb. Somehow, this load was even bigger than the last one. The white-haired boy then collapsed on top of Leni, panting as he rested his head in his sister's cleavage. Leni found herself panting as well, affectionately petting her brother's head as she felt him deflate inside of her.

"I love you, Leni" Lincoln told her, nuzzling her breasts.

"Heh. I love you too, my little Linky" she told him with a small giggle.

"Do you think we could do this more often?" Lincoln asked.

"Of course, sweetie! Nothing would make me happier!" Leni said, caressing his cheek.

Ahem* the heard someone clearing their throat. The two siblings turned their heads to see someone they wouldn't have expected to seen for at least another hour. At the door was none other than their oldest sister, Lori, leaning against the door frame with arms folded with a small smirk.

"Lori? The door was locked, how did you—"

"I used my debit card" Lori cut Lincoln off, holding up said card between two fingers, "So, this is your gift to Lincoln, huh?" Lori cocked her eyebrow at Leni, causing the slightly younger blonde to blush, "Funny…" the college girl removed her shirt, exposing her large, bare breasts, "I was going to give him the same thing" she said.

There was then the sound of the door shutting and something being propped up against it. It would be some time before everyone else woke up.


Well, that's the end of this one-shot. Rushed, I know, but I wanted to get it out in time for the holidays and I only had a few days left at best. Either way, I hope you like it. A bit a cliffhanger at the end. Whether I make a sequel to this or not is debatable.

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Happy Holidays and a Happy (and hopefully less crappy) New Year!