Mei wasn't sure what happened to her face whenever someone flirted with Yuzu in front of her. All she knew was that people thought it was terrifying and fled.
Good riddance.
"Hey there. You're really pretty. How about we hang out sometime?" Some random guy in the street approached Yuzu.
Mei raised a brow at that. Desperate scum like him actually existed? And couldn't he see that she already had company? Well, no matter, Yuzu was going turn him down in just a momen-
But instead Yuzu smiled at him. "Well, I dunno. How about you buy us a couple of crepes and I'll consider it?" Yuzu gaze Mei a reassuring wink.
But Mei couldn't believe what she was hearing. Was Yuzu actually flirting with this guy? In front of her?
The guy looked elated from seeing Yuzu's infectious smile. "Great! Lets go get those crepes-" Then he took one look at Mei's face and immediately paled. "O-on second thought, nevermind!" He said hastily before running away in the opposite direction. Yuzu blinked in confusion.
"Well, there goes free crepes-" Then she took one look at Mei's face and immediately paled in fright, "Oh god Mei, what the hell is up with your face?" She asked, sweating profusely.
"What?" Mei didn't know what she was talking about. "This is my face."
Yuzu gulped and chuckled nervously. "Well, yeah, you just looked… terrifying for a second there."
Mei mentally shrugged and dismissed her concern. "What did you think you were doing with that guy?"
Yuzu at least had the decency to look sheepish. "I just thought we could get some free crepes and then ditch him! Me and Harumin do it all the time so I didn't think it was a big deal OH GOD YOUR FACE!" Yuzu scrambled away from Mei, horrified.
But Mei didn't falter. "Never. Do that. Again."
"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! I'll never do whatever again!" Yuzu pleaded for her life.
"Good." Mei seemed satisfied by that, brushing her hair out of her face. "If you ever want a crepe, I'll buy one for you. You don't have to resort to such… distasteful methods."
"Uh-huh," Yuzu was trying to calm her petrified nerves. She already knew Mei could be scary, but that was a whole new level of scary!