Hello, it is I, Sakura Bum back with a new fan fic for chistmas and it is the number one fan fiction of christmas. an i dedicate it to barrylawn, farla, john pheonix And hey toya lette my best riends on fan fiction dot net and my stalkers lisa sherlier whatsaface and i have an autism fetish sorry not sorry autistic is artistithey are exactly the same.
here is the tale of how john ohoenix saved christmas. once upon a timethere lived a man called marvin rossberg and he was in love with manfred von karma because he was into necrophilia but necrophilia is illegal so he wanted to fuck the closest person that looked dead so he pucked manfred von karma because he has lovely lemons attached t o him.
this obese love affair sent in another dark age of the law because marvin grossberg was the size of a dozen snorlaxes and santa claus was stuck under one of his bellies . John phoenix heard that santa claus was missing and decided to take marvin grossberg to my 600 pound life where marvin grossberg left von karma for youtube amberlyn ried and during surgery santa claus popped out of marvin's hemmeroids and was able t have a shower so he could be clean and return to his merry deads. this is all thanks to the work of john phoenix.
He was given special awards by president barrylawn and first lady farla and everyone had a chinese