In the midst of the bustling amusement park, Harumi raised her voice so that her friends could hear her over the crowd.

"And then he says, 'he's not an eggplant, he's retarded!'" Harumi finished her joke with a flourish of her cotton candy on a stick. Yuzu promptly burst out laughing with Harumi, the two girls clutching at each other as if they would fall over from the hilarity.

Mei tilted her head at them. "I don't quite get it."

Himeko shook her head in disgust. "How vulgar."

Matsuri put her headphones over her ears with a bored expression. "I've heard that one before."

"Oh c'mon, it's freaking funny!" Harumi said between guffaws of laughter. Yuzu calmed down enough to pluck the stick of cotton candy out of her hand and, still giggling, helped herself to it.

Himeko took notice and blushed slightly. "Again with the indirect kisses with you two…" she grumbled in complaint. Mei seemed to go still at those words.

"Oh please, it's not a big deal." Harumi took back her cotton candy and, with a playful wink in Yuzu's direction, took a bite where Yuzu just had.

Mei's eyes zoned in so fast on the brunette, other park goers mistook her for an android closing in on a kill.

Before Harumi even realized what was happening, Mei grabbed her by the front of her scarf and pulled her forward, smashing their lips together.

"MMMFF!?" Harumi's eyes went wide and her gasp of surprise allowed Mei to brush her tongue inside her mouth.

The juice box in Himeko's hand exploded all over the front of her outfit. "WHAT?!"

Yuzu's jaw dropped open as she stared at her little sister and her best friend making out. "H-Holy crap."

Matsuri seemed the least surprised, a smirk of amusement on her face.

Mei finally released Harumi, her face set in beautiful determination. "With that, I've taken back Yuzu's saliva."

The group of girls stared at her blankly until their silence was broken by Yuzu's high-pitched "HUH?" of confusion.

Harumi swayed on her feet a little, tongue darting out to lick her lips. "Um… Yuzu and I have had way more indirect kisses, so…" She looked at Mei expectantly.

Yuzu smacked her in the arm. "I thought you were straight!"

Harumi gave her a disbelieving look. "Nobody is that straight, have you seen this chick?"

Matsuri raised her hand as high up as she could to get Mei's attention. "I plan on taking Yuzu's purity!"

"Wait, what?" Yuzu couldn't react properly to that statement since she was still trying to decide if she should feel vaguely aroused by the memory of Mei and Harumi, or non-vaguely aroused. Her dilemma was cut short when Himeko grabbed her by the shoulder and wheeled her around with a grim look on her face.

"Aihara Yuzu!" Himeko seethed, and the blonde covered her face with her hands instinctively. "Spit in my mouth this instant!"

"WHA-?"

"Quickly!" Himeko shook the taller girl in her surprisingly strong grip. "Do it! Spit in my mouth!"

"NO!"

Mei was finally starting to reconsider her logic.