*Chapter twelve spoilers

"Then…" Mei put down her finished christmas cake and proceeded to climb into a startled Yuzu's lap. "How about I try being more honest now?"

Yuzu was frozen in place as Mei slowly leaned over her to place a gentle kiss onto her face. Then their cheeks slid together as Mei shifted her head, lips seeking out the blonde's.

It was a little too much in too little time for Yuzu, who weakly grasped the other girl's shoulders to stop her. "H-Hang on a sec!" But then Mei brought her hand to her breast and Yuzu's eyes went wide as she suddenly found herself with a fistful of Mei's… Mei's..!

"Ah…" Yuzu squeaked unintelligibly.

"Can you hear my heart, Yuzu?" Mei asked.

Yuzu just stared at her, face a solid red color. "Th-this is your boob…"

"No, its my heart."

"I'm pretty sure this is a boob."

"Yuzu," Mei looked at her sternly. "I'm the student council president. I think I know what anatomy is."

"Uhhhh," Yuzu was sweating profusely, wondering what she should be doing with her hand on Mei's chest.

Mei sighed. "How's this then?" She placed Yuzu's second hand on the other side of her chest, making Yuzu's whole body jump in terror. "You can definitely feel my heartbeat now, right?"

"A-A-A-A-A-" Yuzu screamed internally. Mei was such a handful.

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"Yuzu, I think my temperature is running a little high. Could you check?" Mei asked as she sat next to Yuzu on their bed.

Yuzu sat up in concern, reaching up to touch Mei's forehead. "How long have you felt- EEK!"

Mei had taken Yuzu's hand and stuck two digits into her mouth, sucking on them. "You can check my temperature this way."

"AHHH," Yuzu practically screamed, trying to tug her hand away. "M-Mei! Th-that's not how you check someone's temperature!"

"Yuzu," Mei looked at the blonde with her best straight face. "I placed at the top of my class. I think I know how to check a temperature."

"FKSJFGNDSDJKVN-" said Yuzu as Mei continued to slowly suck on her fingers.

"Can you feel my fever yet?" the dark haired girl asked after a few moments of that.

Yuzu was too busy fainting backwards to properly answer. Mei regarded the girl on the bed thoughtfully. "Time for CPR," she surmised to herself as she started unbuckling Yuzu's pants. The actions brought the blonde back to life, who squawked in embarrassment and yanked her pants back on.

"THAT'S NOT WHERE YOU DO CPR!?" Yuzu yelled at her, so very confused.

"Yuzu," Mei looked at her with her calmest expression. "I'm the chairman's granddaughter. I think I know how to administer CPR."

Mei's eyes subtly sparkled with unshakable trust in her own skills and Yuzu cried in perpetual frustration. "Argh! Fine! Do whatever you want!"

Pleased, Mei nodded knowledgeably. "First I'll check your pulse."

"Oka-AAH! That's not where you..! FFFF-"

Mei wasn't being more honest at all.