Animaniacs/Pinky And The Brain AU - The Eyes

This story involves the Animaniacs cast getting lost at night. It's loosely based on the movie I just saw, which is called Five Across The Eyes. Here are the characters.

Squit: One of the most logical people and the most obedient and loyal of the five. He also drives his wife's car, that he needs to be careful with.

Yakko: Yakko has an playfully arrogant and irreverent personality, he also proves to be responsible, persistent, determinant, and optimistic. However, he struggles with insecurity and quite suffers from anxiety, he's often get quite scared and freaks out most of the time. He's 41.

Wakko: Just a chill person, who eats a-lot. He also a song producer, who makes mostly Drill or Trap type beats. He's 39 and also the youngest out of all of them.

Pinky: The brave, snarky smart-ass, pulls out his disturbing but creative hijinks (to the point where he craps in a plastic bag ape-style and throws it on to the driver's windshield). He can be a little naive some of the time, he also speaks Spanish since he's part Dominican. He's 43 and also the oldest of them all.

Brain: One of the smartest, but gets a little anxious and he turn to be germaphobic and cannot cope with gross smells as he tends to throw up He's 43.

Now we know most all about the characters. Hope you enjoyed the AU's story (Warning: This might get a little too much as it is mature as it is rated T)

Chapter 1: Finding A Way Home

On their way home from a nightclub, five friends, Squit is driving home with his wife's van, Yakko was drinking a Starbucks latte, Wakko was on his laptop making beats, Pinky was on his iPhone X while holding a map and Brain was looking through the window. Yakko almost spilled latte on the van.

Squit: Hey! Don't fuck up my wife's van.

Yakko: Squit, why don't you keep your eyes on a damn road?! I didn't spill, aight!?

Wakko: Seriously, we need to know where we are.

Yakko: Hello! We're on the road, aren't we?

Wakko: Yak, how would you like a punch in a face?!

Pinky: (holding a map) Can someone take this please? I can't find it.

Wakko: That's 'coz it's not on there.

Yakko: (snatches a map from Pinky) Give it to me. It's a small road and it doesn't have its map like that.

Brain: You guys don't even know what road this is, do you?

Pinky: Well, I dunno. Do you? (smirking)

Brain: (looking deadpan) You know what, I think it would be best if you stop turning on the side roads and drive back to where the nightclub is like everyone else.

Yakko: Dude, we're just going on this road to see where it ends up.

Brain: We've been seeing where it ends up for the past… (checking his watch) ...35 minutes! C'mon, Squit, just turn around and let's go!

Yakko: Fine, you do you, innit.

Brain: (sighs) Fine, how about we vote on it?

Wakko: Well...yeah, not a bad idea.

Yakko: Squit, you have a licence, right? Maybe, you can choose where to go.

Brain: This is ridiculous. This is America, we have mass! Everything is charted out as…

Squit: I dunno what to do. If I turn back now, there's no way I would make it home by 11.

Brain: Well, you either turn back around or never make it home at all. And, Yakko, I would appreciate it if you weren't making stupid decisions like that.

Pinky: Wait, why do you have to be back by 11?

Squit: 'Coz my wife said so. Plus, it's her van, I'm not supposed to be driving her van while this late. She'll kill me! (then mumbled) If somebody didn't tell them to turn around…

Brain: WHAT?!

Squit: Nothing! Look, I was thinking that it was gonna be faster but it's not. So next time, we're gonna ride with Wak's car instead.

Wakko: What, me? Driving? What about your nephew's, Pinky?

Pinky: Yeah, and we have to listen to Bryan Adams every goddamn time, no thank you.

They all laugh.

Squit: Yak, for real tho. Are you sure this way's gonna get us home?

Yakko: Of course! All I know is this is the road that the guy told me.

Wakko: Jesus Christ, Yakko. First off, you were like "Yeah, of course. This is the road." Now, you're like "Maybe, err, I dunno". (laughs)

Yakko: Well, gee. Thanks, Wak! (sarcastically)

Brain: Guys, look! Civilisation!

They all drove by to an old, empty gas station. They soon pulled over to the small parking lot.

Brain: Sort off.

Squit: Well, someone's going in there with me.

Wakko nodded no and Pinky was still on his phone.

Squit: I ain't going in there by myself.

Yakko sighed and got out of the van and so did Squit. Wakko also got out of the van.

Pinky: Wait, where the hell are you going?

Wakko: Bathroom, I need a piss. (closes the door)

Pinky and Brain have an awkward silence while the others are inside the gas station, suddenly 2 cars run passed on the road.

Pinky: Holy tits! Dude, did you see that?

Brain: What?

Pinky: Those 2 cars! They're doing like 120mph peace outta this bitch.

Brain: Yeah, so what? They might be chasing at each other.

Pinky: Nah, I think they're racing!

Brain: You think they're racing? Pinky, who races in a fucking...?

Pinky: I think he's trying to catch up to the other dude, so they can initiate a race.

Brain: Dude, shut the fuck up! That makes no sense!

Pinky: Wait, how are you gonna tell me? You don't even know!

Brain: You don't even know, you imbecile! How does it make any sense?! What sense does it ma... How are you gonna chase someone to initiate a race?! There's no stop light.

Pinky: Well, that's how they do.

Brain: No, they don't. Who does that?

Pinky: How do you know?

Brain: How do YOU know?!

Pinky: Well...to be honest, I have no idea but...

Brain: Exactly, that's what I thought.

Pinky: NO! Because I occasionally race people myself, I did that on the freeway once.

Brain: So you would chase someone in a crowded freeway? So you could...where would you initiate a race at?

Pinky: They were driving fast and tried to stud on people. And I know my car can smoke them out as I'm gonna catch up to them...

Brain: That's because you are a dumb...

Pinky: ...and then ripe my engine twice.

Brain: HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU GONNA RIPE YOUR ENGINE TWICE WHILE DRIVING?!

Pinky: Well, you...

Brain: What, you're gonna burst their car in neutrals?!

Pinky: Well, technically yeah. Ya sabes?

Brain: God, you're such an idiot!

Pinky: Well, you give them the finger after that. (laughs)

Brain: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I SHALL HAVE TO HURT YOU!

Pinky: (laughs) Awww...c'mon.

Brain: Nah, we're done! This shit is done, okay?! You know what, I was believing your stupid shit until you bought THAT up!

Pinky: Oh, c'mon! I'm sorry. Wanna nudge, amigo? (then nudges Brain)

Brain: No, Pinky! Please stop.

Squit and Yakko got back in the van to see Pinky as he kept nudging on Brain.

Brain: Pinky, get the hell of me! (shoves Pinky away in anger)

Pinky: Awww, c'mon. I was just joking around.

Yakko: Ohhh, I guess you two needed some alone time. We'll go back if you want us to.

Squit: Hey! I ain't going back in there, this place is disgusting.

Brain: Well, did you at least find out where we are going?

Yakko: Hell yeah. We're going to this road, like I said all along. Wait, where did my lil' bro go?

Pinky: I dunno.

Yakko: My god! I've got a great idea. Let's prank him. It'll be hilarious.

Squit: Hell yeah! (as he twisted his car keys to start the engine)

Wakko came out of the gas station and went to get in the van.

Yakko: Well, it's about time. (he turned to Squit) Squit, pull forward.

Wakko was about to open the car door, however, Squit started moving the van while giggling.

Squit: Sorry, we won't pull forward next time.

Wakko was about to open the car door again as Squit started moving the van the second time.

Yakko: C'mon!

Pinky: Get in the van already, Wak!

Squit: Yeah, hurry up!

Wakko: (still running to the car, looking quite pissed) Well, I would if you stop fucking...!

Suddenly, there was a sound of glass smashing and metal crushing as the van smashed into the back of the SUV.

Wakko: Oh my fucking God!

Yakko: Dude, you just hit that car!

Squit: SHIT! NO! GOD, NO! (facepalms) Is it that bad?

Wakko: Hold on, lemme check.

Wakko went to check the front of the van, as he saw the damaged bumper and the left headlight broken.

Wakko: Awww...bruh. You fucked up a bumper! (laughs)

Squit: What the fuck, man?! My wife's gonna be so pissed!

Wakko: Well, it's your own fault! Do you wanna call her then?!

Squit: NO! I mean...I don't know! God, how could this happen to me?!

Pinky: Well, you're the one driving.

Yakko: Look, let's just go!

Wakko: We can't, we have to solve the accident.

Yakko: Do you want Squit to get in trouble?

Wakko: Well, no.

Yakko: Okay then!

Brain: Can you all just shut up?! I can't hear myself think!

Pinky: Look, it's just a minor accident and this guy, who was driving the SUV, wouldn't probably notice. So let's all drive away and pretend none of this situation ever happened.

Brain: Can't argue with that, I say we go.

Squit hits the wheel with anger and starts the van again, Wakko gets back in the van and shuts the door. Then Squit drove back into the exact same road and continued driving.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Chapter 2 coming soon.