Chapter 2: Entering The Eyes
(Warning: This chapter may get really intense and mature.)
Squit and the others kept driving on the same road as before, Squit is still furious about what happened to his wife's car.
Squit: Damn it! Why did I do that? Great, now I have to go back.
Wakko: No, just keep going. You already screwed the pooch up by doing a "right" thing.
Yakko: Well, thank you for boarding the car like the rest of us, Wak! (sarcastically)
Wakko: Well, is it my fault that y'all pulled a stunt on me?!
Squit: Christ, why did I listen to you guys?
Wakko: Uhhh...correction. You said "you guys", I said to stay.
Squit: Well, it doesn't change the fact that I'm so screwed in the ass.
Brain: Well, think about it this way. At least you got your first "hit and run" outta the way.
Squit: I'm so dead.
Yakko: Ayyy! Calm down, it's just a minor accident. Okay?
Squit: But...
Yakko: Hey! No, stop. Shut up!
Squit: (sighed) I don't know what to do.
Yakko: Look, if you would have stayed there then your wife would be pissed off and you know what that means...lawsuits, divorce and worst of all, losing your dignity. And that's a big "Hell no!" on that part. You said it yourself. Remember? (Squit kept driving as he wasn't saying a word.) Forget it.
Squit suddenly kept driving the same road but when he pulled over there were two signs, but he didn't have much time to care as he drove to the right road as a shortcut.
Yakko: Wait, where the hell are you going?
Squit: Just picking a shortcut, it's obviously not the right way.
Yakko: Really? You're saying that now?!
Pinky: Wait, how do you know?
Squit: Easy, it'll be half a mile down the road.
Brain: But what if we don't go half a mile? That's the problem.
Yakko: (looks at the map) Well, what was the road? The Eyes or something like that? And by the way, who names the road "The Eyes"?
Pinky: Hmph, The Eyes? Well, that's one way of stupidity. (sneakers)
Brain: Wait, what's "The Eyes"?
Pinky: Yeah, no idea.
Yakko: Wait, I think it's the area of the place.
Brain: Are you sure this map isn't just using "I" in the conjunction as in... (puts on a fake hillbilly accent) "I have been living in this area for around..." Great, nobody's even listening.
Yakko: Well, there's nothing on here apart from Dead Horses and The Eyes! This map is confusing me.
Brain: So, we're gonna be spending the night out here, aren't we?
Pinky: Yeah, well this sucks!
Squit and the others kept driving, but there's suddenly a small flashing light from the distance that the others saw.
Squit: The hell is that?
They drove further to see what it is, which appears to be the exact same SUV Squit accidentally hit while at the gas station.
Yakko: Holy shit, that was the same car that we just hit earlier.
Squit: Yeah, let's not talk about it. (as he drove past the SUV)
As the gang drove past the SUV, it suddenly turned around and started driving towards them.
Pinky: Fuck, it's turning around! Is the driver still pissed off about what happened earlier?
As the SUV started driving towards them, it was going faster and faster, like if it's about to chase them.
Yakko: (getting nervous) Uhhh...Squit, go faster.
Pinky: Yep, I think the driver is very, very pissed off, I could tell.
Brain: Oh, don't be ridiculous. Maybe he or she wants your insurance information.
Wakko: Uhhh...Squit, do you have insurance information?
Squit: No, which means they'll give away my wife's licence number! Shit! God, I'm so dead!
Wakko: Well, maybe if you weren't pranking me at the gas station, none of this would have happened!
Pinky: How does he even know that we were in the car?
Yakko: Well, duh! Hello! They followed us from the store.
Pinky: I know that, but the whole reason we left is because he didn't see us or he didn't realize that we were gonna get caught. Unless, he's spying on us!
Squit: Shit, he's probably watching us the whole time! He's probably just waiting. Now, he's gonna get us and disembowel us!
Wakko: Hey! That is the last time I'm gonna hear someone mentioning this, you understand?! Nobody's gonna die and nobody in this car is getting dis...dis...disemwuteverthefuck!
Squit: (slams the wheels in anger) MOTHERFUCKER!
Yakko: Look, there's the exact same road as before.
Squit was driving too fast to get to the main road.
Yakko: Christ! Slow down, Squit!
Squit: Hold on!
Squit turns away from the previous road and went back on the shortcut. Yakko fell down on Squit.
Squit: (shoves Yakko back to his seat) Dafuq?! Get off me!
Brain: Squit, I swear to God! Do you know how to drive a van?
Squit: Yes! Please shut up!
Pinky: Well, are there even Ultra turns?!
Squit: No, Pinky! Of course they are no fucking Ultra turns! It's a van, not a Lambo!
Brain: Oh, c'mon! Clearly, there must be some Ultra turns in this van! After all, it's still fucking new! (accidentally slaps Yakko in the face)
Yakko: OWWW! You hit me in the face!
Squit: Oh, fuck this! Everybody, get your phones out to check your signals!
Pinky: (checks his phone for signal) Nope, it's nothing! No bars! Great, now it's all such BS as I can't do everything! What a great-ass start!
Brain: Well, you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!
Pinky: Hey! Don't tell me to shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up!
Squit: (getting furious) OH MY GOD, JUST STOP TALKING! Yakko, can you check my phone? (Yakko picks Squit's phone up off the floor) Ohhh! I knew I should have turned around. We gotta go back, we gotta go back to the store!
Yakko: Really? You wanna turn around now?!
Brain: Dude, the SUV is still fucking chasing us! (accidentally slaps Yakko in the face again)
Yakko: BRAIN, OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Brain: SQUIT, JUST KEEPING GOING FASTER!
Squit: I AM!
Squit steps on the brake to go faster, as the SUV was still chasing the gang.
Wakko: Guys, it's not a bigger vehicle. Squit, seriously, just pull over!
Pinky: What?! Are you mad?! What if that guy is trying to kill us?! Squit, keep moving!
Brain: (facepalms with anxiety) Fuck, I'm having a nervous breakdown.
Wakko: Goddamnit, Yak! Why would you prank me in the gas station?!
Yakko: Okay, I'm sorry! It was the worst idea ever!
Brain: Look, maybe we could pay for him for the damage and maybe it will make him go away. (pulls out a $100 bill from his pocket) I've got $100!
Squit: Guys, I can't do this! I can't keep driving!
Yakko: Well, you gonna have to, Squit!
Squit: No, I can't! My hands are already dripping wet. I can't keep going.
Yakko: Y'know what, fine, I'll do it myself! Gimme the wheel!
Squit: Hell no!
Wakko: Gimme some towels, anybody.
Pinky: Well, I got mine. (hands his Adidas towel to Wakko)
Wakko: Thanks, Pinky. Squit, here's a towel. (hands Pinky's Adidas towel to Squit)
Squit wipes his hands dry with a towel. The van was about to go off the road.
Yakko: Dude, what are you doing?! The road!
Squit gasps and keeps his hands on the wheels and turns the van back on the road.
Squit: What, y'all expect me to see the road all the time?! I can barely see!
Wakko: Well, don't you remember the way out? You're the only one driving!
Pinky: (gasps) STOP!
Squit pulled over quickly as he could as the gang saw the sign saying "Dead End".
Pinky: (godsmacked) Nah, nah, dead end?!
Yakko: (panicking) Turn around, Squit!
Squit: But...
Yakko: TURN AROUND!
Squit tries turning around his van but the SUV blocks him as the gang all start panicking.
Squit: Fuck, I can't! There's not enough room!
Pinky: That fucking prick blocked us!
Wakko: Just push the car outta the way!
Squit: How, Wak?! How can I push this thing outta the fucking...?!
A random woman got out of the SUV with a shotgun.
Squit: (terrified) OH MY FUCKING GOD! That bitch has a gun!
Pinky: Fucking hell!
Woman: Get the fuck outta the van!
They all freak out.
Woman: Stop the fucking van!
Squit turns off the van as the others put their hands up.
Woman: (opens their door) Get out of the van!
Squit got out of the van first despite the woman taking his car keys from his hands and pushing him out of the way.
Woman: (points the gun at the others) All of you, out, NOW!
They all sat there looking scared.
Woman: I will spray everyone inside this car!
(Yakko starts screaming and crying)
Woman: I will! NOW CRAWL OUT OF THE CAR!
They all crawl out of the car one by one. Yakko, who was panicking the most, goes second but only to get shoved onto the floor. Wakko can out third, Pinky got out fourth and Brain got out last.
Yakko: (still panicking and crying) I'm sorry, I didn't mean to damage your car!
Woman: SHUT UP! All of you, put your hands on your backs and get down on the floor!
They all put their hands on their backs and kneeled down to the floor.
Woman: How much did you see?!
Pinky: What?!
Woman: WHAT DID YOU SEE?!
Pinky: What the fuck are you on about?!
Woman: STOP LYING TO ME, BOY!
The woman pulled the trigger on them again as to the point where Yakko's having a mental breakdown.
Squit: Look, we'll do anything! Just don't kill us all!
Woman: You tried to run over my daughter again?!
Wakko: WHAT?!
Woman: YOU'RE HERE TO DESTROY MY FAMILY!
Squit: What are ya talking about?!
Woman: YES...YOU...DO!
Pinky: We know nothing about family, man! Please, let us go!
Woman: Get the fuck up! Go! To the front! (The gang got up and ran to the front of the van) Now, take off your clothes.
Brain: Why?!
Woman: "Why?!" Because I wanna see what's so special about you. NOW TAKE THEM OFF!
Pinky: How about FUCK NO!
Woman: (threatens Pinky with a gun) I will splatter your skull into smithereens, YOU LITTLE SHIT! NOW TAKE THEM OFF!
They all take their clothes off very slowly.
Woman: C'mon!
Wakko: You can't do this!
Woman: Blah, blah, blah! Put 'em in the pile!
They all took their clothes off and placed them in a plie besides their underwear.
Woman: I...mean...everything! Take everything off! Hurry up, don't take all night!
They all took that underwear off as well as they covered their private parts. The others looked very embarrassed and scared, Yakko is already losing his mind.
Woman: Awww, boys. Don't cover yourselves up. I want your hands on your sides. (touches Pinky uncomfortably) I don't want your hands covering your "things".
Yakko, Squit and Wakko were already screaming and crying.
Woman: SHUT UP AND STOP WHINING! (takes Squit by the arm) Now, pee on your clothes.
Squit: What?! You can't...
Woman: I want you to pee-pee on your clothes...or...I'LL RAM THIS GUN SO FAR UP YOUR ASS AND THROUGH YOUR INSIDE TO YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Squit's crying became far worse as it felt like he was being violated.
Woman: You...put your filth on your clothes! NOW, PISS!
Brain: Okay, I'll do it.
Woman: (looks at Brain, menacingly) Get over here! (drags Brain by the arm to where the clothes are) Get down!
Brain: Okay, but...
Woman: But what?!
Brain: You'll have to let us go.
Woman: Fine, make it quick!
Brain was trying so hard to push his bladder.
Woman: I...don't...see anything!
Brain: (still struggling) Just, give me a sec! It's coming!
Brain finally urinates on all his clothes and his gang's clothes.
Woman: There you go! Good boy. You did it. That wasn't so bad, was it?
Brain sheds a tear in embarrassment and regret.
Woman: (picks up Brain by the arm and pushes him to the front of the van) NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK UP, YOU FILTHY TWAT! Now, on your knees. ALL OF YOU!
They all kneeled down again.
Woman: Don't look at me! (pulls the trigger again) TURN AROUND! DON'T LOOK AT ME! SHUT UP! Next time, one of you will get your jaws crushed open and ripped out by a 30 pound mallet.
Yakko continues to scream and cry.
Woman: (pulls a gun at Yakko) I'm gonna start with you next if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Yakko screams louder as Pinky covers his mouth to quiet him down.
Woman: (checks her watch) Oh, dear. Looks like we ran out of time. You boys better get ready.
The insane woman suddenly runs back to her SUV and drives off like nothing happened. Meanwhile, Squit, Yakko, Wakko and Brain were still panicking and crying, except for Pinky, who was in shock.
Pinky: What...in seven shades of fuck...was that?!
Wakko: (tries to comfort Yakko, who was crying) Yak. Yak, c'mon! Shhh. She's gone now.
Yakko: (sniffs) I just... (sniffs) ...wanna forget... (sniffs) ...everything... (sniffs) ...that has happened... (sniffs) ...and go home.
Pinky: (tries to comfort Squit, who looks distressed) Squit, you aight?
Squit: (sniff) Yeah, sort of.
Pinky: Brain, you aight?
Brain: (looking quite pissed) Yeah, it's just that that I have piss all over my clothes! (puts his clothes back on) God, it feels uneven.
Pinky: Squit, we're gonna put out clothes back on and leave, okay?
Squit: Okay. I hear ya.
Pinky: Okay, good. I'll leave you to it.
Wakko: (trying to put his clothes back on, even his red cap) Ugh, it's so wet!
Brain: Yeah. I know, Wak. That's why I pissed on them.
Squit: Why would she do this to us? We don't even know her family!
Pinky: Duh, maybe because she's an insane slut, y'know?
Brain: Well, there's clearly something wrong with her. I mean, you don't make people urinate on their own clothes. That's mutiny!
Yakko: Can we not relive this situation, okay?
Pinky: We do need to get home, fast!
Squit: We can't, I think she took the keys!
Yakko: Well, then how do we get home?
Wakko: I know, I can hotwire.
Pinky: Dude, you don't know how to hotwire a vehicle.
Wakko: Watch me. (pulled out his hotwire toolbox)
Brain got back into the van to have a rest.
Pinky: (looks at Squit) Squit, look at me. Look at me! Are you sure you're okay to drive?
Squit didn't say anything. Brain got back into the van to have a rest.
Pinky: Okay, I think you need a minute. (leaves Squit and walks to the van to see Wakko working on the hotwires) Aight, time's up, buddy. C'mon, move!
Wakko: Goddamn it, man! I almost had it. (packs away his toolbox and goes to the back of a van)
Pinky: (enters back into the van) What the fuck?! You haven't done anything!
Yakko: (enters back into the van) Seriously, let's just get everybody in the van and go already! (suddenly bashes the wheel in stress and anger)
Pinky: Ayyy, stop it!
Yakko: (sniffs) Just go!
Pinky: We'll go when he's ready. He's going through a similar fate as you are right now. We need to be supportive and not rush shit! Just give him a couple of minutes.
Yakko: (still crying) We don't have a couple of minutes! I wanna go home!
Wakko: Dude, c'mon. We all do.
Pinky: (facepalms) Exactly. But we are not helping by screaming and whining so much! It's already over. (rubs Yakko's back) We're okay. I'll be right back. (leaves the van to check on Squit but suddenly found the car keys where it was dropped on the floor) Holy shit, the keys were on the floor this whole time. (he went to comfort Squit) Squit, we found your keys. Are you okay to drive now?
Squit: (wipes his eyes) Yeah. Okay, I'm ready.
Pinky carries Squit by the arm back into his driver's seat. Pinky sat back next to Brain, who was sleeping.
Yakko: (sniffs) Squit, c'mon. Let's go. I wanna go home.
Squit sighed and twisted his keys to start the van.
Wakko: Are you sure you're okay?
Squit: (turns around) Wait, where's my seatbelt?
Yakko: (still tearing up) It's at the back.
Squit: (he found his seatbelt which was at the back, he began the strap in) Okay. Thanks, Wak.
Squit began to turn around and drive back into the main road while the others were still shocked about what happened earlier. Will this trauma strike again?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Chapter 3 coming soon.