Chapter 4: One Injured, One Kidnapped
(Warning: this chapter will get graphic and upsetting as it goes on. So beware.)
After this situation, Squit, Yakko, Wakko and Brain sat in the van while Pinky was picking up Squit's dad's ashes off the floor and putting it back in the urn.
Squit: Seriously, guys. We do need a survival plan.
Wakko: Nah, I highly doubt it.
Squit: Well actually, Wak, without any food or water, we'll die in a day.
Brain: I think we're going to be fine.
Squit: How, Brain, how?! How in the hell are we going to be fine?!
Brain: People will come looking for us.
Squit: Who?! Who tho? Your wife? Pinky's nephew?!
Pinky: (looks at the ashes) This looks like concrete.
Brain: What the hell are you talking about?
Pinky: (looks at the ashes again) Yeah, this looks like concrete. I shit you not, when my grandfather was cremated, his ashes looked like old, dry-ass, crusty seashells and this looks like concrete. (sniffs the ashes) Smells like it too.
Squit: Shut up. That's my dad you're talking about.
Pinky: My grandfather was cremated in his hometown in Japan which is in Setagaya. Where was your dad cremated?
Squit: Not there, okay? I don't wanna talk about it right now. (started to get emotional and cry) Why is this happening to me? I hit a psychopath with my girlfriend's van. I spilled dad all over the floor. I made one mistake at first, but it keeps getting worse and worse. How can I explain this to my wife? How can I explain this to anybody? I don't think I deserve all this shit. (sniffs) Wakko, I'm sorry I pulled a prank on you. I was just doing this as a joke.
Wakko: Nah, it's okay, man. Let's not worry about it right now.
Squit: No! I'm sorry for playing jokes on you. I pulled you away too often and I didn't mean to. I'm sorry for everything I've done to you lately.
Wakko: Like what?
Squit: I was about to leave you here and I told you just to run.
Yakko: Actually, that was my fault. I started this idea of pranking you.
Wakko: Nah, man! It's just a joke, don't worry about it. I forgive you.
Wakko & Yakko gave each other a hug.
Wakko: Squit, is that all you're sorry about?
Squit: No. I'm sorry that I let people walk all over you. I'm also sorry that I lied to you about coming to Las Vegas with me. I told you I canceled our trip because I was spending time with my wife so you didn't come but I lied to you and went out with Yakko instead. I'm sorry I didn't invite all of you to come. I'm really sorry we didn't hang out like we used to.
Wakko: Well, that kinda hurts but...apology accepted I guess.
Yakko: Yeah, I guess you don't deserve everything I do to you.
Pinky: Yeah, me too.
Brain: Well, at least we're together. (looks at the top of the hill) Hey, guys. I've got a great idea. We'll go up to the top of the hills and see if we can get enough signal for our phones.
Wakko: That doesn't sound like a bad idea actually.
Yakko: Wait, you want us to walk outside when it's pitch black?!
Pinky: We have a flashlight, don't we?
Brain: We'll go up to the top of the hills and see if we can get enough signal for our phones.
Pinky: Yep, thanks, Brain, I think you've just said that already.
Suddenly, a thrashing noise came out of nowhere which startled them.
Squit: The hell was that? Did you just touch something?
Yakko: Nah, I think it came from outside.
Then, out of nowhere, the SUV drove back to where it was before. As it was parked, the woman in the SUV had her keys in her hand.
Squit: Fuck! She's back again!
Suddenly, the SUV drove again and came closer to the van.
Pinky: Nah, fuck it! RUN! (as he got out of the van and ran)
The others also got out of the car and ran, they also struggled to move the branch away, as they finally moved them away, they continued to run and scream for their lives. The woman began to chase them through the branches. Suddenly, there was a short silence and the gang were nowhere to be seen.
Out of nowhere, the sound of a gunshot was heard from a distance. Suddenly, Yakko came through the branches, went back in the van and hid, crying. The sound of a gunshot was heard again as he heard Wakko screaming. He then pulled out the first-aid kit from the floor and opened it up to get out the packet of sound of a gunshot was heard the third time as he heard Squit and Brain screaming. He then found a pair of scissors from the opened storage and snipped the packet open, Yakko then covered his scratches on his face with bandages. The sound of a gunshot was heard the fourth time. Yakko uses up all of the bandages for his face. He later cries again and hides. Then, Yakko slowly gets out of the car and runs out to see where the others are but soons as the sound of a gunshot is heard again, he runs back into the van, closes the car door, hides and cries again.
But then, he saw a box of Powermate and then looked at the SUV. Yakko suddenly had an idea. He gets out the flashlight and turns it on. He then grabs the Powermate box, gets the air compressor out. He then gets the urn and empties out the ashes into a storage bag and closes it. Yakko gets out of the van and runs towards the SUV, he opens the fuel hole and sticks the small hose in there. He also opens up the van's fuel hole and sticks the other end of the fuel hole Yakko presses the button which says "reject gasoline" as he exchanges the gas from the SUV and into the van. He then ran inside the van, started the engine and drove towards the SUV. As the emergency gas calculator turns bright green and it says "TANK FULL", he then gets back out the van. He takes out the hose from the van's fuel hole, grabs the empty urn and shoves the hose in there until the urn is full of gasoline.
After he slowly waited, another gunshot was heard again which scared him. Yakko then removes the hose from both the urn and the fuel hole of the SUV. He then closes the urn, gets the flashlight and the holes, runs back inside the van and closes the car door. another gunshot was heard again as he hides in the back of the trunk and cries. He then heard Pinky whine and scream as he was being strangled. Yakko later realizes that through the window of the trunk, he saw Pinky getting throttled by the woman outside.
Pinky: No, no, no, no, no! Get the fuck of me! (The woman began to punch and slap Pinky with anger as Pinky was screaming and crying) GET OFF MEEEEE!
Woman: I'M NOT STOPPING BECAUSE YOU APOLOGIZED! YOU SHIT ON MY CAR!
The woman grabs a toolbox and gets out a wrench and beats Pinky up with it, giving him a bloody nose and a black eye. Pinky's screaming and crying became worse.
Woman: OH SHUT UP! (as she later gets a nutcracker) OPEN UP! (the woman then yanks Pinky's tooth out harshfully with a nutcracker as Pinky was bleeding out of his mouth) YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?!
She then drops the nutcracker, which was covered in blood and spit. She then picks up a screwdriver, bends Pinky over and sticks a screwdriver in his ass really forcefully as it begins to bleed from his rectum. Pinky suddenly stopped screaming and then grunted and whined in pain as he felt violated. The woman then grabs and sticks 3 more screwdrivers into Pinky's ass as he begins to bleed out more to the point where there's a small pool of blood on the road. Then, out of nowhere, Brain came back from the branches and saw Pinky.
Brain: PINKY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
The woman then shoves Pinky away outside the road unconscious and chases after Brain.
Yakko slowly stood up and saw Brain getting chased by the woman. Brain fell down and was captured by the woman as he was being held hostage. The woman shoves Brain in her SUV, closes the car door and drives off. Yakko quickly gets out of the trunk and sees Pinky, laying down in pain and covered in blood.
Yakko: Holy tits! Pinky, you aight?
Pinky: (sighed) Yep, perfect. Never been better. (then takes a screwdriver out of his ass as he screams in agony) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (a dripple of blood streamed down on the floor) Great, now it looks like I had a period. (laughs nervously)
Yakko: (crys) Oh, dear God! I'm so sorry! (tries to help Pinky up)
Pinky: Don't touch me!
Squit: (as he came back from the branches and towards Yakko and Pinky) GUYS! Thank God, I found ya and… (sees Pinky covered in blood) OH MY FUCKING GOD! The fuck happened to you?!
Pinky: Nothing, okay? I'm fine!
Squit: Pinky, you don't look fine to me, you need help! (turns to Yakko, who was crying) Yakko, where's your brother? (then looks back at Pinky) C'mon, Pinky. You need to stand up! (turns back to Yakko) YAKKO!
Yakko: I DON'T KNOW! All I know is Brain has been captured by this bitch, lord knows where Wakko is! (as he kept crying)
Squit: (as he helps Pinky to the van) Which way did the car go?
Yakko: (points left) This way?
Squit: Really? Why didn't you stop her?
Yakko: I was in the van, I was so scared! I'm so sorry.
Squit: How the hell did all of this happened?
Yakko: Don't worry about it, let's just go!
Squit looked really concerned but went inside the van, closed the car door and started the van.
Yakko: (comforts Pinky while crying) Pinky, I'm so sorry. You have to help him, Squit! Please. (coughs)
Pinky: (coughs up blood) Hey! Shut the fuck up, goddamnit! I'm gonna be fine.
Squit made a u-turn and drove back on the main road, only to see Wakko running.
Squit: WAK! (as it made Wakko stop and saw Squit, Yakko and Pinky in the van) Get your ass back in the van!
Wakko: (as he went inside the van, only to see Pinky covered in blood and a screwdriver in his ass) Holy shit! Pinky, what happened?
Yakko: What does it look like?
Squit continued driving on the main road.
Wakko: Pinky, you're hurt.
Pinky: No! No, I'm not. Wakko, just leave it.
Wakko: Dude, you're going in shock! C'mon, lift your legs up!
Pinky: No! Wakko, stop! (Wakko tries to lift Pinky's legs up) STOP IT! I'm fine, we have to rescue Brain! I don't want that basic bitch killing him!
Wakko: The hell is that smell? Do you have gas on you?
Squit: No! Not in the damn creek!
Wakko: (as he picked up the urn, filled with gas) What the hell is this? Is this gas?
Yakko: Don't spill that! (he gets a bottle of water and drinks it but then spits it out)
Squit: What's wrong with you?
Yakko: Sorry, I didn't realize it had siphe in it.
Wakko: Dude, are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Pinky: Yeah, I'm fine! Quit worrying! We need to find Brain! Squit, why aren't you driving faster?!
Squit pushed the pedal more further as the van was going faster.
Wakko: Look, we're going to get him! Pinky, this is serious! You have to feet up, you're hurt! I'm trying to help you, okay?! (Pinky lifts his legs up as Wakko gets a bloody screwdriver out of his ass, Wakko was in absolute shock) Goddamn! (drops the screwdriver in disgust) Pinky, I'm so sorry! (Pinky looks at him with a death stare)
Suddenly, there was a flashing light from the driving SUV on the road.
Pinky: (he stood up quickly as he could and pointed) THERE HE IS! BRAIN, WE'RE COMING! KEEP GOING! (Squit tries to push him back, Pinky then saw Brain at the back of an SUV) BRAIN, WE'RE COMING! C'MON, SQUIT, DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!
Wakko: C'mon! Keep going, Squit! He's losing it!
Squit: THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!
Pinky: NO! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! SHE'S GONNA KILL HIM! BRAIN!
Yakko: (as he finally snaps at Pinky and slaps him) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP IT! YOU'RE SCARING US!
Squit kept driving faster.
Wakko: Squit, c'mon. Find her.
Squit: I'm trying!
As Squit kept driving, he then saw two roads going left and right.
Squit: Right or left?
Wakko: Right!
Squit: Right?
Wakko: Yea, I said right! Go right!
Squit went right on the road while Pinky was sitting on his seat, looking depressed as Wakko comforts him.
Wakko: Maybe, we should have turned left.
Yakko: (lashes out on Wakko) WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO CAPTAIN DUMBASS OVER HERE! IT'S NOT LIKE I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU OR ANYTHING!
Wakko: (getting angry) What's that supposed to mean?!
Yakko: IT MEANS MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO TAG ALONG WITH!
Wakko: (lashes back) YAK, BURN IN HELL, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU KNOW SQUIT CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS ON HIS OWN! HE'S DOING THE BEST HE COULD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, EH?! FUCK-ALL!
Squit: GUYS, KNOCK IT OFF! (turns back on the road and sees the SUV standing there) Look! (then stops the van)
Yakko: Why is she sitting there? Is she waiting on us again?
Pinky: Wait! (looks closely to see what's inside the SUV) I think there's no one in there. I'll be right back! (gets out of the van)
Wakko: Pinky, get back in here! I don't think you should be walking!
Pinky: (as he slowly walks towards the back of the SUV to see what's in the trunk, he then gasps and cries) Oh no!
Squit: What is it? Is there something wrong?
Squit and Yakko got out of the car and ran to the back of the SUV. Squit then opened the trunk as he and Yakko saw three dead bodies in there, which made Squit and Yakko throw up.
Yakko: (panics and cries) OH MY FUCKING GOD! SQUIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE THEIR DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE?!
Squit: I dunno! Maybe she's a serial killer! Maybe she killed them!
Yakko: SQUIT, I AM SO SCARED! WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE! WE HAVE TO LEAVE!
Pinky: But, what about Brain?!
Wakko: Jesus, I thought she was mad because we damaged her car!
Squit: But, what's in is for us?! We're getting outta here!
Pinky: We have to find Brain!
Squit: We're not gonna find him by marching off the woods! And definitely not with some strange whore out there! There's no way we can find him at that point! WE'RE LEAVING!
Yakko: I don't know how much longer I could take! (vomits again)
Wakko: (gets out of the van with a shovel, shoves a hand of a dead body inside the van) Ewww! Fuck, it's the whole family! One of them is a little boy!
Yakko: WILL YOU QUIT TOUCHING IT?! DAMN!
Pinky: WE NEED TO FIND THAT UGLY, CRAP WHORE! AND SMASH HER FUCKING FACE IN! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO ME! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO TO BRAIN!
Squit: WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S DO TO US IF WE DON'T GET OUTTA HERE?! NO THANK YOU! I VALUE MY LIFE!
Yakko: Quick, help me deflate her tires!
Squit and Wakko helped Yakko trying to deflate the tires of the SUV.
Wakko: It's not doing anything, dude!
Suddenly, the sound of a gunshot was heard out of nowhere.
Squit: THAT'S IT! WE'RE GETTING OUTTA HERE, RIGHT NOW! (as he runs back into the van) C'MON, GET INSIDE! ONE OF YOU, TAKE PINKY!
Pinky: (still crying) Brain!
Squit: Guys, think about it. Brain escaped through the window and that crazy bitch didn't realize.
Wakko: But we don't know that!
Yakko got in the van while Wakko was helping Pinky up.
Wakko: C'mon!
Pinky: No! I'm not leaving him! You can't just leave him out there! No, I'm not going!
Wakko: (drags Pinky by the tail) Dude, c'mon! Just get in! (then put him back in the van and shuts the car door)
Pinky: No! Please! Don't make me go! (then sobs)
Squit starts the van again and continues to drive ahead, looking for Brain. Pinky later calms down and Yakko and Wakko are just sitting there looking exhausted. Will they be able to find Brain anytime soon or will this nightmare come back again?
TO BE CONTINUED…
Chapter 5 coming soon.