Chapter 6: Revenge!
(Warning: Some mature and graphic elements incoming! Again, beware! Plus, it's the last chapter!)
Squit and the others kept driving towards the road. Suddenly, a flashing light kept popping up from a distance.
Pinky: Where the hell is that flashing light coming from?
Brain: What? (he then saw a flashing light coming closer as he freaked out) FUCK NO! IT'S HER! IT'S HER AGAIN!
Pinky: What?!
Brain: WE GOTTA GO! WE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE! WE GONNA GO! SHE'S COMING FOR US! WE GOTTA GO!
Squit: WHAT?! WHAT ARE YA TALKING ABOUT?!
Brain: THE FLASHING LIGHT!
Squit: LIKE, I DON'T...I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Brain: WE'VE GOTTA GO, SHE'S COMING!
Pinky and Wakko held Brain from escaping.
Pinky: BRAIN, STOP IT! You have to quit fighting, okay? Stop!
Wakko: Listen to me! It wasn't her, it was the streetlight!
Squit: A streetlight?!
Brain: NO! WOULD YOU IDIOTS JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE?! SHE'S COMING! WE GOTTA GO!
Pinky: STOP IT! Motherfucker, would you calm down for once?!
Brain: NO! NO, SHE'S COMING!
Wakko: We've already let the air outta her tires! She can't get us!
Squit: No, we didn't! We barely let any out!
Wakko: (looks at Squit in disgust) Dude, can't you tell I'm trying to calm someone over here?! Jeez!
Brain: (struggling to escape) LET GO OF ME!
Pinky: You're gonna be alright! You're gonna be fine!
Squit turns around as the flashing light is disappearing slowly.
Wakko: The hell are you doing?!
Squit: Turning around! The streetlights are the last things that I ever wanna see!
Brain tries to break free by shoving Pinky and Wakko away and opens the door. Wakko pulls Brain and Pinky shuts the door. Brain then grabs the wheel and is blocking Squit's way.
Squit: GOD! GET OFF! (while pushing Brain out of the way) GET OFF!
Suddenly, a thrashing noise came out of nowhere. Pinky and Wakko held Brain back, blocking him from getting up.
Squit: What is that?!
Wakko: Oh shit! I think it's a flat tire! Quick, stop the van! We have to fix it!
Squit: (looks out of the window) Oh my god!
Wakko: Stop the van! If you don't, you'll ruin the tire! We won't go any further.
Brain: No! Don't get out of the van!
Wakko: (looks at Brain) Well we have to get out of the van!
Brain: We must never leave the van!
Pinky: Stop it! You're just trying to jump out!
Brain: No! We must never leave the van!
Squit later drove into a metallic tunnel and stopped the van. He then got out. Pinky was also about to get out as well whilst holding a hammer.
Brain: No! What are you doing?!
Pinky: Getting my revenge!
Brain: Pinky, you nincompoop! Do you have any idea what you're about to get into?!
Pinky: Sure. But...in addition to knocking this bitch out, I just have to do it!
Brain: What the fuck, man?! Are you that stupid?!
Pinky: Brain, she shoved three screwdrivers up my ass!
Brain: Well what if she does it again?!
Pinky: I'm gonna do the exact same thing to her and she can feel WHAT I FEEL!
Brain: (grabs Pinky by the snout and to his level) Pinky, this is your life I'm talking about! If she gets you, she'll kill you! And if she kills you, you're dead! You will be ending up in the news with a news reporter announcing, "One of the beloved cast of Animaniacs was found in the woods, murdered by an insane bitch shoving her chainsaw up his ass!".
Pinky: Oh, c'mon! Like that ever gonna happen. Brain, don't forget she kidnapped you. I need to get revenge!
Squit: (while outside) Fuck! Where's the spare?
Wakko: It's at the back of the van. I'll get it. (pulls out a spare tire from the trunk and hands it to Squit, who was taking out the flat tire)
Brain: We need to get back in the van! It's not safe. She's coming!
Pinky: I don't have time for this! (gets out of the van and helps Squit)
Brain: Pinky, would you just listen to me for once?!
Wakko: (looks at Brain, angrily) Get out of the van! NOW! (then gets out of the van)
Yakko then gets up slowly and proceeds to get out of the van while holding his wound.
Brain: Yak, you too as well?!
Yakko: I'm sorry but I have to. (as he got out of the van, closed the car door and helps Squit lift the van up)
Brain: Guys! C'mon! This is not safe!
Wakko: Pinky, can you hurry up and help me lift that van up?!
Pinky: Jesus, Wak! You haven't given me a chance to find it!
Squit: Fuck, it's way too heavy to lift!
Wakko: (opens the car door which startled Brain) Brain, c'mon! Get outta the van! We can't handle your weight! (grabs Brain by the hand)
Brain: No! I'm not leaving!
Pinky: Dude, it's okay. I'll stay with you if you get out.
Brain: Unhand me this instant! (proceeds to slap Wakko)
Wakko: (losing his temper) WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT AND GET OUT OF THE DAMN VAN!
Brain: NO!
Pinky, Yakko and Squit also helped Wakko try to pull Brain out of the car.
Pinky: Get out, Brain! We don't have time for this! You have to get out of the van!
Yakko: Just get out already, Brain!
Brain: (tries to slap and hit Squit and the others to break free) OW! WILL YOU ALL STOP THAT!
Pinky: No! You stop it! You're not making this easy by freaking out like this!
Yakko: C'mon, Brain! I haven't got all da- (then turns to Wakko) WAK, LOOK OUT!
Wakko: What? (the woman in the SUV snatches Wakko by the hair and drives off while Wakko screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Yakko: WAK, NO!
Squit and the others got back in the van and chased the SUV through the big, long tunnel.
Yakko: (looks at Wakko getting dragged on the ground) Don't worry, lil bro. We'll save you.
Wakko was later dropped on the road as the SUV was driving off. Yakko, Pinky and Brain got out of the van to help Wakko up.
Squit: Guys! Hurry! (the woman got out of the SUV, ran to Squit, grabbed his hair and pulls him out of the window) AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAH AAAAH!
Pinky ran to the woman but was later hit by the nose with her gun and fell down, giving him a bloody nose. Yakko and Brain went inside the van to look for something. The woman picked Pinky up, picked up the handcuffs, handcuffed Pinky's left hand up through the car handle. The woman then looked at Yakko, who was scared, Yakko looked at her back. The woman then pulled the triggers at Yakko, who started screaming and ran out of the van.
Pinky: (who was banging through the window) YAKKO! PLEASE! UNLOCK THE DOOR!
The woman then looked at Brain, who was scared. The woman came closer to him, Brain moved back slowly.
Yakko: (comes back to the van to call Brain through the window) Brain, c'mon! Get out!
The woman then ran to Yakko and started attacking him and pulled him inside the van through the window. The woman started to beat Yakko with a gun while he was screaming, she then slowly looked behind the trunk, only to see Brain lying down with his eyes closed, pretending that he's dead.
Woman: (started to cry) I'm sorry, baby. We can work through this. We can work this out.
Brain opened his eyes and screamed, he then attacked the woman by slapping and punching her. The woman then grabs the urn filled with gas and hits Brain with it, knocking him out clean.
Then out of nowhere, Wakko jumps into the van and attacks the woman by strangling her. She later back punches him onto the floor, giving him a bloody nose. The woman then grabs a hammer and starts to bash Wakko's foot. Wakko then screams in pain and agony.
Woman: WHY DID YOU DO IT?! WAS IT ME?!
The woman continues to bash his foot, as his foot begins to bleed out. Wakko later passed out. The woman then drags Wakko out of the van, leaving him on the road outside.
Yakko: Wakko! (crys in fear)
Woman: (gets back in the van, only to throttle Yakko) You better shut the fuck up, you understand me?! (then grabs the rope and ties Yakko buys the hands, she then grabs a seatbelt and starts tying him by the torso) Safety first! (laughs evilly)
Pinky: (who was still banging through the window) YAKKO, PLEASE! HELP ME! YAKKO, PLEASE! PLEASE! (screams)
The woman then goes back into the SUV to get her toolbox and comes back into the van. Yakko was still panicking and crying.
Yakko: You can't do that! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Woman: (as she grabs her hookchain from the toolbox) You bitch! (Yakko then screams) I have tried to be nice! And I have tried to be understanding! And I will not...PUT UP YOUR BACKTALK ANY LONGER! (then stuffs her hookchain in Yakko's mouth) AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR ANY LONGER! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! IF I TELL YOU TALK, YOU DO IT! IF I TELL YOU SHIT, YOU'LL BE FUCKING QUIET! BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOW LIVING UNDER MY ROOF, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!
The woman then covers Yakko's mouth while grabbing her scotch tape. She then wraps it around Yakko's mouth and through the car seat.
Woman: Finally, no more backtalk! (Yakko cries and screams) The sound of pain is what I need. (laughs evilly)
Pinky: (who was still banging through the window) OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE! YAKKO, PLEASE UNLOCK THE DOOR!
Woman: UNLOCK IT YOURSELF!
The woman gets out of the van and goes after Pinky.
Pinky: NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO, PLEASE!
Then the woman began to attack Pinky as he screamed.
Woman: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
The woman went back to her SUV.
Pinky: HELP! No, please! No! Yakko, help me! (he saw the woman get out her electric kit from the trunk as he began panicking) No! Don't you fucking dare! (the woman ran back to Pinky) No, stop it! GET AWAY FROM ME! I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING CUNT HEAD!
Woman: I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY!
Pinky: (then calms down) No, please! No. Somebody help me! (he saw the woman begin to open the front of the van as she put two wired crocodile switches on the working engine, she then came back to Pinky with the other end of the wires) GET AWAY FROM ME!
Woman: Are you ready to have some fun?
Pinky: GET AWAY!
Woman: I heard that you little friend here wants to rule the world.
Pinky: That was just in the show! What the fuck are you on about?! (turns to Yakko, who has been tied up) Yakko, open the door! Open the door! OPEN THE DOOR!
Woman: BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Pinky: Open the door!
The woman was about to electrocute Pinky, but Wakko came out of nowhere and ran to the woman as he was about to attack her but electrocuted him instead, knocking him out unconscious.
Pinky: NO! No, Wak! Please wake up.
The woman then picks up Squit, who was panicking and crying.
Woman: GET UP!
Squit: LET GO OF ME!
The woman dropped him to the front of the van and ran back to the SUV once again. She grabbed a machete from the trunk and ran back to Squit. She then pulls out the wire from the engine and closes the front of the van. The woman then picks Squit up by the neck and places him in front of the van.
Woman: Are you afraid? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE FUCKING AFRAID!
Squit: (cries) Please let me go! I don't wanna die like this!
Woman: YOU'RE GONNA BE THE DEATH...OF...ME! (she then cuts Squit's finger with a machete as Squit screams)
Pinky then saw the woman's car keys on the floor next to his left foot. He quickly moves them further to where his chest is. He then stretches his hand to grab the keys. Once he finally grabbed it, he unlocked the handcuffs from his other hand as quickly as possible. He then picks up a hammer from inside the van.
Meanwhile, the woman was cutting Squit's finger off with a machete, she then began to bite it off of him and spit it out while blood was dripping down her mouth. Squit then looks at his missing finger and screams in agony.
Pinky: (gets furious) AYY, BITCH! (as he throws a hammer at the woman's head, she falls down screaming) GUYS! (as he went up to Yakko, untied him by the hands, mouth and torso)
Squit got up and escaped.
Yakko: (as he got up and hugged Pinky, including Squit) Thank you very much!
Pinky: It's okay! It's okay! Calm down. (he turns angry and runs back to the front of the van to find that woman) YOU...ARE...SO...DEAD! (the woman had disappeared as there was nothing but her machete on the floor) Huh? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA?!
He suddenly looked at the door, which was banging inside. He went slowly as the banging was getting louder and louder. Once he opened the car door, he saw a random, bloody, old woman, holding a knife laughing. Pinky stepped back and the old woman was slowly walking towards him. Pinky continued to walk back until he felt something on his back as he turned around and saw what could be. But there was nothing. Suddenly a flashing light appeared right in front of Pinky's eyes. He rubbed his eyes and looked closely, the flashing light appeared again but it's only an outline of an insane woman. He rubbed his eyes again but didn't realize the old woman with a knife was walking closer to him. The flashing light appeared again as Pinky was getting frustrated and furious.
Pinky: OH, FUCK THIS!
He raises the back of the hammer and stabs the flashing outline of the woman's neck which somehow flashes to the real woman, the same woman that tried to murder Squit and the gang. The old woman somehow fades away out of existence. The woman falls over with a back of a hammer in her back whilst bleeding out on the floor.
Pinky: Guys! (looks at Squit and Yakko, who were hugging each other) Help me stab this bitch!
Squit saw 3 screwdrivers on the floor. He picked them up and gave one to Yakko. Squit and Yakko went up to Pinky next to the dying woman. He also gave one to Pinky. Then Squit, Yakko and Pinky then took turns stabbing the woman in the chest. They kept going for nearly 2 minutes until the woman's eyes were closed and her life finally ended. Pinky then took the last stab, screamed and cried in anger until he calmed down. He then stabs her several times while crying in anger. Yakko and Squit pulled him away and hugged him. He then dropped the screwdriver.
Brain and Wakko suddenly woke up from their concussion. Brain got out of the van and helped Wakko up. Then Brain and Wakko saw Pinky, Squit and Yakko standing next to the woman's dead body and walked closer to them.
Wakko: The hell happened?
Brain: Wait, is that the killer?!
Wakko: Holy shit! Is she dead?!
Pinky: (mumbled angrily) I fucking hope so.
Brain: Jesus! Can we get outta here, please?! If I keep looking at it any longer, I might throw up again!
Squit: But we can't just leave her here! What are we gonna do?
Pinky: Well... (as he pulled out a pack of matches from his pocket, pulled out a match and striked it on fire) There's only one way to find out. Everyone, stay back. (Squit and the others stood back, Pinky then prayed) Here lies, basic bitch.
Pinky then drops the flaming match onto the dead body as it was on flames. Pinky then stood back as well. The rest of the gang watched the fire for more than 3 minutes.
Squit: C'mon, guys. Let's go.
The rest of the gang walked to the van, got back inside and sat where they were normally sitting earlier. Squit picked up the keys off the floor and started the van before having a last look at the dead body on fire. He then slowly drives out of the tunnel, leaving the burning dead body and the SUV.
Yakko, Wakko, Pinky and Brain looked really exhausted until they heard some quiet laughter as it's coming from Squit, who was driving. This caused the others to laugh hysterically.
Squit: That's the best night I've ever been to. That was hilarious!
Pinky: Yeah, remember the time that the bitch shoved three screwdrivers up my ass? That was so dumb.
Wakko: Yeah, and she tried to smash my foot up with a rusty, old hammer! So lucky my foot is not broken, still hurts though when I bend it.
Brain: Let's not forget that she thought I was dead and she started crying then I started attacking her! (laughs) That stupid bitch!
Squit: Oh, I know! What about the time that she was complaining that we killed her family. Bruv, we don't even know her family! Like, what are you on about?! (laughs hysterically)
Yakko: And remember the time she shot me after I called her a "fucking dick-dangling whore"?! (laughs)
Brain: And let's not also forget the time that she made us take our clothes off and she made me piss all over our…
Wakko: Uhhh...guys!
Squit: (stops laughing) What?
Squit and the others then saw the exact same gas station that they went before as their jaws dropped. Squit then pulled over.
Squit: Wait, is that the same store?!
Wakko: Fuck, no! Nah. It couldn't be.
Pinky: Are you fucking serious?!
Yakko: (starts to panic) Wait, you're telling me that we've just gone into a big circle this whole time?!
Pinky: Uhhh...I'll be right back. (gets out of the van)
Yakko: Yeah, me too. (gets out of the van as well)
Pinky slowly walks into the store and goes inside as Yakko is following him. 5 second later, Pinky ran out of the store before Yakko got to see what's inside but later ran with him. Pinky and Yakko got back in the van and shut the car door.
Squit: What happened? What's wrong?
Pinky: (as he was shocked) They're dead! They're fucking dead! I think this crazy bitch killed everyone inside! The clerk, the old man at the counter, they're all dead!
Yakko: (starts to panic) Oh god! I'm freaking out! I just saw blood everywhere!
Brain: You're not fucking serious?!
Pinky: Well, damn straight, I'm fucking serious!
Yakko: (bangs the seat in anger) I...FUCKING...HATE...THIS! (starts to cry) Squit, please! Let's just get outta here!
Squit: Jesus!
Wakko: Well, we do need to get to the hospital first, we're kinda injured here!
Squit drives away from the gas station and rides off on the road.
Pinky: We're back to shit again! (claps in anger) Great! That's just what I needed! Fucking hell.
Squit: Okay! No need to worry. We're just gonna keep going that way. At least we know where we are now.
Pinky: YEAH! LOST! Still!
They all sat in the van quietly while Squit was driving until Pinky threw up on the floor.
Squit: (looks at Pinky) Hey! Don't fuck up my wife's van. (turns back on the road)
Squit continued driving as the others sat quietly, looking exhausted. The scene later cuts to Squit looking at the road while driving. Then the last scene cuts to the sign that says "Highway to Burbank. Go there!".
THE END!
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