Random Encounters with Missingno

by OtakuDragon-RedWolf

Join a human Missingno, Cassandra (an OC), Weedy and the Narrator as they take on random glitches across Kanto in a flurry of jokes, Missingno being crazy, sometimes an actual Pokemon battle or two, and lots of random fighting. Pokemon is owned by Nintendo, Creatures inc, and GAME FREAK inc. Missingno is an original spin on the Pokemon owned by them as well.

13. Chapter 13: A Random Morning Again

Chapter 13- A Random Morning… Again

Missingno yawns as the morning light warms the rock he is laying face down on. "Man, I'm tired."

Where did you guys sleep last night?

"Weren't you there?"

No, I was off-duty. And because of that, the readers don't know anything either.

"Oh. Well, my first plan was to sneak into the gym and sleep there. But Brock somehow saw through my perfect rock costume and kicked me out."

What did Cassandra say about that?

"Something about 'That's a potato costume'." Missingno rolled his eyes. "So I showed her the costume packaging."

What did she do then?

"She threw it at my face and said 'It says right here- Giant Potato Costume. Warning: does not look like a rock.' So I ate it. Without moving. It was pretty skillful."

Sounds rough.

"I know, right? She really hurt my feelings."

I meant for her.

"Et tu, narrator?"

Et me, Missingno. But I'm more surprised that you fought Brock instead of using the glitch to skip him.

"There's a glitch like that?!"

Yeah, it's not too hard. All you have to do is-

Missingno jumps up. "Be quiet, here she comes."

She can't hear me anyways.

"True." He waves at Cassandra as she approaches. "HEEEEEEEY! DID YOU BRING BREAKFAST!"

A bag of chips hits him in the face.

"I'm right in front of you." Cassandra glares at him.

He eats the chips, bag and all, without moving. "I see you got someone to fix your braid. Man, that thing looked horrible."

"Yeah, you were the one who snuck up behind me to braid it."

"You were busy packing up, so I decided to help you."

"Trust me, that terror was not 'helping'."

"So, did you do what I said?"

"Missingno, you say a lot of things that I ignore. You have to be more specific."

"Did you use Weedy to threaten someone to help you?" His eyes shine as he expects the answer.

Cassandra looks at Weedy on her shoulder. They look pitifully at Missingno.

"Speaking of leaves,"

"No one mentioned leaves."

"How does Weedy eat?"

Cassandra glares at him and slaps a leaf on Weedy's face. It slowly absorbs into his skin.

Missingno points at him. "That's cool." His eyes sparkle.

"THAT is physically impossible."

"... That's cool." He points again at Weedy.

Cassandra sighs and walks off.