It was the night before Christmas and all through the school not a creature was stirring except two of the bestest friends in the world. No, the universe!

"Yuzu" Harumi looked deep into her sparkling shiny emerald gem stone green eyes of her best friend. She gasped- she didn't call her Yuzuchi!

"What is it, best friend?" Yuzu asked looking back into her beautiful caramel colored eyes that glittered just like melted caramel.

"There's something I want to tell you" Harumi grumbled as she touched her heart. She was wearing a stylish off-shoulder dress that showed off her cleavage, floral-printed leggings and high heels….. "I love you!" (KYAAAA)

Yuzu's eyes filled with tears.. She was looking chic in a velvety white top, tight leather pants and loud platform sneakers. "I love you too."

They both came

Into a room where there was a mistletoe. Also, it was snowing and sunny so it was extra romantic and pretty, just like their love. And they kissed for the first time ever!

It was the greatest day of my life. But then…

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"

It was ….. MEI THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!

.-.-.-.

"So, what do you think?" Nene asked nervously.

Matsuri stared at her phone for a very long time, trying to comprehend the words on the screen that Nene had sent her.

Seeming to get more nervous at the silence, Nene started rambling. "I just thought this would be a good present for Yuzu-senpai and Harumi-senpai, y'know? Like, maybe it would awaken their love if they read it! I mean, I wrote it forever ago, but I thought, hey it's not so bad! Maybe they'll like it and thank me for it at their wedding party! So, what do you think? Is it romantic enough for Christmas?"

Matsuri's hand reached out to weakly rest against Nene's shoulder. "Nene..." The look on Matsuri's face was as serious as Nene had ever seen her and she gulped nervously.

"This is the best Christmas present anyone could ever ask for."

.-.-.

After Matsuri slammed back two black coffees so that her brain could come to terms with what her eyes had been exposed to, she got down to business.

"So I want to make sure this is the best present it can be."

"Okay."

"So I'm going to be your editor."

"O-Okay," Nene dubiously agreed. "But does it really need editing..? I thought it was pretty good."

"Just a little tinkering here and there, don't worry," Matsuri reassured with her smirk growing more chesire-like by the second. "For example, I feel like you could make it a little more- what's the word- sexier."

Nene went pink. "You think so?"

"I mean, we don't want it to be ambiguous or anything," Matsuri pointed out.

Nene considered the editing note, then nodded her head. "Okay, I'll try."

.-.-.

They both came

Into a room where there was a mistletoe. Also, it was snowing and sunny so it was extra romantic and pretty, just like their love. Harumi threw Yuzu against the bed and looked deep into her green eyes that were like deep pools of green water (OMGGGGG). They started making out passively against the bed and she put her fingers into her you know what and they did it for the first time!

It was the hottest thing ever! But then…

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"

It was ….. MEI THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!

.-.-.

"You gonna be okay there?" Matsuri asked Nene who was profusely bleeding from her nose.

"I'm fine! Please, tell me what you think!" a very enthused Nene insisted as she shoved napkins at her face.

Matsuri shrugged as she went through the changes. "Better, but could use a little spice, if you know what I'm saying."

"I really don't," Nene said blankly. She was still mentally blinded by her own imagination.

Matsuri waved her off. "It's fine, let me just make a couple of edits to help with the flow."

"Okay, if you think it'd help."

.-.-.-.

Harumi threw Yuzu against the bed and looked deep into her green eyes that were like deep pools of green water (OMGGGGG). They started making out passively against the bed and she put her fingers into her you know what and they HAD SEX for the first time!

"Oh! Oh! OH!" Yuzu screamed in ecstasy. "Do it harder, Daddy!"

"I'm gonna eat your entire ass like groceries!"

"AHnhHyaHNghRbEggGGR"

It was the hottest thing ever! But then…

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"

It was ….. MEI THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!

.-.-.

Nene managed to read the changes without losing all her blood. "I don't know about these changes."

"What, old men love this kind of thing!" Matsuri said, much too proud of herself.

"What? Old men? What?"

"Anyway, I just have one more thing of note," Matsuri interrupted Nene's perpetual confusion. "Do you feel that Mei is out of character at all?"

Nene thought the question over for about two seconds. "No, I feel she's just right."

"Yeah, you have a point," Matsuri agreed with a snicker.

.-.-.

Harumi was enjoying a perfectly good book and tea when she got a text from Matsuri, ruining everything. "I hope this awakens your fiery passions ;)"

Not being able to help her curiosity, Harumi reluctantly opened the attached file and began to read. It didn't take long for her drink to end up spat out all over the book she had been reading before. "What the f-"