Chapter 15- A Random Dorr
"Oh no."
What is it?
"It seems like the backspace key is broken."
So, we have no way to fix mistakes?
"I guess. I just hope that this chapter will go exactly- I mean perfectly, so that we don't have any strange things- I mean places- I mean... ARRRGGG! CURSE YOU BACKSPACE!"
Well, misspelling the chapter heading wasn't a very good start.
"True."
Cassandra stumbles to catch up. She props herself against her knees, trying to catch her breath. She looks up and glares at Missingno.
He tries to look innocent. "What?"
She steps aside and motions to the scene behind her. There are spears, places on fire, an army of Weedles stabbing a log, trainers knocked out everywhere. It is mayhem.
Missingno looks at her. "You think I have anything to do with this?"
"I watched you do it!"
"... And that SOOOO means that I did it." He smiles smugly.
"Yes. It does!"
"I'm pretty sure you need at least two witnesses."
"Weedy saw it too." The pokemon riding on her shoulder nods.
Missingno puts a hand up to block her from hearing. "Pst. Weedy. I'll give you 3 leaves if you say you didn't see anything." He slips a handful of leaves towards him.
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like? I'm trying to secretly bribe your pokemon without you noticing. So stop noticing. It's very rude." She rolls her eyes, and he looks back at Weedy. "So, how about it?"
Weedy looks back and forth between the two. He shakes his head at Missingno.
"Ha! Weedy likes his trainer better! What do you think of-"
"4 leaves?" He holds up another.
Weedy vigorously nods. Missingno gives him the leaves and he starts "eating" them. Cassandra turns her glare on her pokemon.
"Traitor." She sighs. "Come on, let's fo- I mean go. What was that?"
"Aw man! We went so long without a mistake!"
Two hundred and fifty five words.
"Oh whell... NO! AGAIN!"
Twenty one words.
"Let's just go." Missingno droops his head and walks off. Cassandra raises an eyebrow and follows.
"Hey-yo!" Missingno energetically opens the door. "I told you that we could make it to the next Pokemon Center."
"And I told you that I wanted to go back to Pewter City so that I could continue to level up Weedy."
"And I was RIGHT!"
"... Are you even listening to me?"
"Now let's heal up that Weedle!"
"That would be a 'no'."
The nurse at the counter takes Cassandra's pokemon, and tells her it will take about 15 minutes. She sits on the couch to wait it out. Next to her is a boy, so she tries to make small talk. "Hello, are you waiting for your pokemon?"
"If you have too many pokemon, you should store them via PC."
"Ok… That isn't an answer."
"If you have too many pokemon, you should store them via PC."
"Uhh…" She turns to Missingno with slanted eyes.
"Don't look at me. I'm not doing anything."
Is he like that because of the game?
"No, I think he is just not very social."
The boy stammers as his eyes look in opposite directions. "I-i-if you have too many pokemon, you should store them via PC." He falls off the couch, foaming at the mouth.
"Make that A LOT not very social."
Cassandra carefully gets up and walks away. Her attention is caught when a man calls out to her.
"Psst!" A middle-aged balding man peeks out from some potted trees. He motions for them to come to him. When they get closer, he checks around before talking. "Hello, there! Have I got a deal just for you! I'll let you have a swell Magikarp for just 500! What do you say?"
Cassandra turns to Missingno, who folds his arms. "I can't believe you. Always accusing me whenever something weird happens. All these things were here long before I was."
One of the trees in the corner roars and breathes fire.
"... Ok, that was me."
Cassandra rolls her eyes before returning to the counter to retrieve her Weedle. Outside, Missingno skips along with a huge grin on his face. She looks at him with a raised eyebrow. "You seem very happy."
"377 words and counting."
She tries to say something, but is interrupted by Missingno shouting.
"WHAT IS THAT?!" He points to the entrance to Mt. Moon, which is blocked by a large brass door. Above the door is a sign that says-
'The Dorr: Property of Team Rocket Launcher.'
"Did we misspell something again?!"
No, I actually think that is how they wrote it.
"So the chapter heading isn't a typo?"
I guess not. Also, I just figured out that if you use spaces and the arrow keys, you can move mistakes to use in words later.
"Great, and we learn this right at the end of the chapter. Just my puck- I mean luck… crap."