Chapter 16- A Random Door That Really Is Called The Dorr

"What is with this?" Cassandra looks back and forth between the door and the sign.

"I don't know. Let's go find out." Missingno runs at the door, crashing into it. He stumbles around before falling to the ground. "Apparently, that's a door."

"Well, THAT I could tell." She approaches and knocks loudly.

A slot opens, just big enough to see the eyes of the man on the other side. "What's the password?"

Cassandra stumbles back. She reaches up to support the Weedle on her shoulder. "...What? I don't kn-"

"Password!" Missingno pops up off the floor.

Cassandra looks at him and raises an eyebrow. "What?"

"The password. It's 'password'."

"It is not-"

"Hey Bob, they got the password right."

"Oh my gosh, that is the password." Cassandra's eyes widen.

Another voice comes from behind the door. "Wow, I think that is the first time it has happened since we got Dorr duty."

"I know, right? What do we do?"

"What about the second password?"

"Right, right." He clears his throat and turns to the two outside. "What's the second password?"

"2nd password." Missingno immediately replies.

"Joe! He got the second password!"

Cassandra stares at them. "Really? The second password is 'second password'?"

Missingno smiles and shakes his head. "No, no, no. The second password is '2nd password'. There is a difference."

The man stammers. "U-uh… what about the third password?"

Cassandra throws her hands in the air. "What is it, THIRD PASSWORD?"

"Nope." The opening shuts.

Missingno scoffs. "Obviously, the third password would be 'eighth password'. Try and keep up."

She pushes his face out of the way and knocks again on the door.

The slot opens again. "What do you want?"

"We just want to enter Mt. Moon. Can you let us pass?"

"You don't know the passwords, and you aren't wearing the Official Team Rocket Launcher Uniform®. I can't allow you in." He shuts the slot.

Cassandra turns to Missingno. "What now?"

He rubs his chin. "Well, I could use Fly to take us over, but what is the fun of that?"

"Wait, you could use what?"

"I want to try picking the lock!" He holds a lock picking set underneath his huge puppy dog eyes. "Please."

She sighs. "Whatever."

Missingno giddily walks up to the door. He leans down to the lock, and motions to Weedy. "Come, my trusty steed. WE RIDE!"

Weedy leaps off Cassandra's shoulder in a dramatic fashion. He lands, turns to Missingno, and nods. Missingno nods back, and they get to work.

MIssingno winds up a punch. Weedy taps on the door, and when the slot opens up, the man on the other side is punched straight in the face.

"What was that?" The man's friend shows up, and Missingno knocks him out too.

A voice comes from inside. "Hey, I think someone is attacking people at the Dorr." Another person shows up, and is knocked out too.

One last person shows up. "Punching people isn't nice, you know." Missingno stares at him for a second… and then punches him too.

"... Alright. Lock picked." He turns around and gives a thumbs up.

"Do you know what 'lock-picking' means?!"

"It means to punch people through the door until they stop showing up, right?"

"No. Not at all. You have lock picking tools. Aren't those for forcing the lock to open? And what did you need Weedy for?"

"So that's what these small tools were for. I was wondering how these things would help me punch people. And Weedy is here for moral support. Just one smile from him lights up my world."

"He has no smile!"

"I meant the smile in his heart. Duh."

Cassandra facepalms. "Whatever. Can you open the door or not."

"First, it is pronounced Dorr. And third, I can try."

"What happened to number two?"

"It's on the other side of the Dorr." He kneels down. "Alright. Let's get to work."

And then everything explodes.