"Oh my God. You made voodoo dolls."
"These are NOT voodoo dolls, and you said you wouldn't make fun of me!"
"I'm not! This is the best thing I've ever seen. In my life." Matsuri picked up one of the dolls Nene had made. It was obviously in Harumi's image judging by the extra padding carefully placed under the hand sewn blouse. Nene picked up the obviously Yuzu doll.
When Nene had invited her over to her house to play, somehow this was exactly what Matsuri was expecting and Nene didn't disappoint.
"Harumin! I love you so much!" Doll Yuzu declared, arms high in the air.
"I am pretty awesome. But not as awesome as tHESE" Matsuri ripped off the Harumi doll's blouse. Nene threw Yuzu across the room with the force of doll Yuzu's gay panic. Yuzu bounced off the wall and landed in a crippled position. Just like in real life.
Once Nene lovingly picked up the doll and brushed off its head, they were back to business.
"Let's make love, Harumin!"
"Hell yeah!" The dolls smashed so hard that Harumi's leg flew off. Tears streamed down Matsuri's face from how much she was laughing on the inside.
"I know, right?" Nene was also crying tears of joy. She got up and retrieved something from her closet. "But THEN," Nene slammed down a large Mecha robot action figure right next to the two dolls. "The student council president arrived!"
"Oh what the fuck," Matsuri was losing it.
"SUUUUUPER YUZU TO THE RESCUE!" Doll Yuzu flew at the Mei-mecha robot, only to be swatted away easily by the mecha student council president, making Yuzu's head pop off in the process. Just like in real life.
"NOOOO!" Doll Harumi cried out over Yuzu's decapitated body. "You will pay for what you have done, Mei Aihara-Bot! YOU. WILL. PAY!"
"I've gotta say, Nene, this is the weirdest foreplay I've ever done with a girl in my life."
"What?"
"What?" They stared at each other in confusion. "Is that not what we're doing?" Matsuri asked. Nene blinked.
"I mean, yeah, obviously."
"Ok, I figured."