When Sara read the text from Yuzu, she knew exactly what to do!
'Hey Sara! I need a dose of you right now! Send me the crack! Xoxox'- Yuzu
As soon as her younger sister was out of the house to ensure the sanctity of her ambiance, Sara set up her special microphone with care.
"Ok," Sara, not quite whispering, did her best work with her lips right against the microphone. "Yuzu. You are the sun. You are a brave and in control big sister. The best. Your little sister adores you. You are a hero."
Sara started crinkling some bubble wrap against the microphone. Subtly. "That's the sound of your little sister's affection. You exude responsibility. The smartest most beautiful queen. And now, I will read your Leo horoscope."
Sara, pulling out her horoscope kit, started to feel an itch in her nose so sudden and sharp she had no time to prepare for the mother of all sneezes snapping her head forward. She smacked her face right against the microphone, knocking it over.
"AHG GAWD MOTHERFUCKER. SUNOVABISH! OW! OWWWW-"