A/N: Hey guys, so this chapter is more on the humorous side. We need some comedy here right? It takes place before Midori died, that's all I'm saying. That aside, I'm here to let you know that I'm adapting the Games and Rivals OVA into a chapter, and I also want to adapt another upcoming OVA which is supposed to be a continuation to the Zombieman murder OVA. I'll allow myself to do 7 extra chapters this time since I had to delete one of season 1's extra chapters. Tho that OVA probably won't come out until later. XD Anyway, enough talking, and happy reading!

(*coughs in magical girl references*)

Kuu was having an ordinary day. She was walking to school, minding her own business. And then she tripped, falling into a random trap door.

She slid down a long and curly slide. She didn't know where she was going, but some for reason, she found it hard to panic. No, she found it hard to express panic. While she felt it on the inside, she could not feel it on the outside.

The slide finally stopped. She got up, dusting off her school skirt.

I'm going to be late for school, she thought. Oh well, whatever.

She looked around. For some reason, the space she was in was pitch black. She couldn't even see her own hand in front of her. A small jolt of fear made her tense up.

It's just dark, she told herself. It's just-

"HALT RIGHT THERE!"

Kuu looked up, spotting a white, floating stage that appeared out of nowhere. On top of it was a cat-like creature with long, fluffy rabbit-like ears, and a comically oversized top hat, like it was masquerading a ringleader.

"So you're the one they spoke of, the hero we've been waiting for," the cat exclaimed. "They call you… KUU DERE!" It frowned. "Wow, that's a garbage name. Who named you, a game developer?"

Kuu didn't respond.

"ANYWAY THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!" the cat said, waving its paws. "What is… is this!" It pointed at Kuu, similar to a spiky haired lawyer. "You see, Kuu Dere… for thousands of years, destiny has foretold of a great hero coming to save us all. A hero who was powers stolen from another anime - I mean powers of great prosperity, and powers that you will make you almost god-like! But no one will know who you are. You'll pretend to be an ordinary girl, but secretly, you'll be super OP. So…"

"KUUDERE-CHAN!" it shouted. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME… A MAGICAL GIRL?!"

Dramatic music played in the background, and a spotlight fell on Kuu's form.

"No." Kuu said.

"Excuse me?" the cat asked, scowling. "Did you… just say… NO?"

"Yes." Kuu said.

"WHAAA- WHY?!" the cat demanded. "DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME SUPER POWERFUL AND SAVE THE WORLD?!"

"No." Kuu answered.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" the cat screamed. "AND AFTER I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO KIDNAPPING YOU!"

"I'm going now." Kuu said, turning around.

"WAIT, KUU!" the cat shouted. "AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A BIT MORE!"

Kuu paused for a second.

"No," she said, before walking away.

Dammit, think, the cat pleaded. She can't escape but she might call the cops! And then they'll call those damn S Class bastards! It gasped. Hey, wait, she likes books, right? Ah ha!

"Well…" the cat coughed. "It's a shame, y'know. Being a magical girl also gets you access to your own private library with free wifi, but I guess you don't want that."

Kuu turned around. "Private library?"

The cat nodded. "Mmhmm. Your own personal underground library, full of books… and free wifi. It's a shame you're missing out on it…"

Kuu paused for a moment.

"Okay," She said. "I'll become a magical girl."

The cat grinned. "Excellent!" It jumped onto her shoulder, handing her a silver armband.

"Put this on," it told her.

Kuu agreed, slipping on the armband.

"Now, shout Moon Prism Power… I mean, Sun Heptagon Strength, Cosmetics!"

"Sun Heptagon Strength, Cosmetics." Kuu said, in an unenthusiastic tone. Her armband glowed, surrounding her in a blue light. She stood there, completely motionless as her outfit changed into that of a magical girl: a short, light blue skirt, two blue bows in her hair, a blue chest plate, and a long, white cape. In her hand was a magical wand.

"What do you think?" the cat asked.

"It's okay." Kuu answered.

"You need to have more enthusiasm than that!" the cat grumbled. "How about I tell you my name?"

"That won't help." Kuu said.

"Too bad idiot!" the cat cackled. "My name is Kube!"

"Rhymes with lube." Kuu said. "And my name."

"EXCUSE ME?!" Kube screeched.

"Can I go to my private library now?" Kuu asked.

"NO, MORON!" Kube screamed. "BECAUSE… A CALL HAS COME IN!"

It pointed to a screen that appeared out of nowhere. It showed the courtyard of Akademi, under attack from a monster.

"A hero can handle that," Kuu said. "There's at least ten of them at Akademi, half of them being A Class."

"ARE YOU KIDDING?" Kube roared. "YOU'RE A MAGICAL GIRL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF IT!"

"There's no real point for magical girls if heroes exist," Kuu told it. "I only signed up for the library."

Kube murmured a curse. "SCREW THIS!" It snapped its paws, teleporting itself and Kuu to the school courtyard. Kuu landed in front of the monster, a blank slate on her face.

"NOW, SHOUT LUNA CROWN MOVEMENT!" Kube yelled.

"Luna crown movement." Kuu said, in a monotone. Her wand glowed. She pointed it at the monster, blasting it with exploding blue stars.

"MORE ENTHUSIASM, DAMMIT!" Kube yelled.

Kuu feebly waved her wand.

"OH FOR IHF'S SAKE!" Kube cursed. It jumped on her arm, scratching it.

"Ouch." Kuu said, her expression unchanging.

That didn't work? Kube asked. Goddamn this girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!

"We can go to your private library after this!" Kube told her.

That seemed to do the trick. Kuu held herself with more energy, waving the wand with more force. The stars sent the monster flying into space, exploding it with a BOOM!

The students stared at Kuu, giving her a weird look.

"What's with them?" Kube asked. "A magical girl saved their lives!"

"Kuu, why are you wearing that weird outfit?" a girl asked.

Kube went pale. "W-WHAT?! HOW DID SHE KNOW IT WAS YOU?!"

"I look pretty much the same as I do normally, aside from my outfit," Kuu deadpanned. "How could anyone not recognise me?"

"And why is there a screaming cat on your shoulder?" a boy asked.

"'SCREAMING CAT'?!" Kube screamed. "I AM NOT A SCREAMING-"

"I'm not sure," Kuu answered. "It follows me around like a reminder to update my software."

The students laughed.

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY LAUGHING?! Kube thought. THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

"How do I change back to normal?" Kuu asked Kube.

Kube scowled. "You can't transform in public!"

"They already know who I am." Kuu pointed out.

"Fine!" Kube raised their claws in exasperation. "Then just think about being normal!"

Kuu did. She returned to her normal self, school uniform and all.

"Are you going to become a hero, Kuu?" a girl asked her.

"SHE'S A MAGICAL GIRL, NOT A HERO!" Kube insisted.

"Seems pretty heroic to me," the girl replied.

Kuu shrugged. She looked at Kube. "Can we go to the library now?"

"Fine." Kube groaned.

"Whoa, Kuu Dere!" a voice cheered. It belonged to Midori, who had a big grin on her face. "Wasn't that magical girl amazing?"

"I guess." Kuu said.

"I wonder who she could possibly be?" Midori asked. Kuu decided to leave before she got an aneurysm.

Kube couldn't even get Kuu to look up from her books. She was inside her private library, but didn't take note of the beautiful architecture. She was totally absorbed with her books.

This was a mistake, Kube thought. She's the worst magical girl ever! All she cares about are her dumb books!

It grimaced. I'll put her through a real test… I'll make her see the world needs magical girls!

It vanished into thin air. Kuu, naturally, didn't even notice, and continued to read.

And then the alarm went off. She glanced up. There was a monster coming. But where from?

She felt the ground rumble. The monster was coming to her.

My books, she thought, standing up.

The wall was shattered. Kuu dived into the ground, rescuing her previous books. A monster stood above her, cackling evilly.

"Stay away from my books." She told it, apathetically.

The monster roared, lunging towards her. Still holding the backs, she moved out of the way.

I forgot what I need to say to transform into a magical girl, she thought. Oh well.

"Transform, you moron!" Kube shouted.

"I forgot what I need to say to transform." Kuu replied, still nonchalant.

"Are you kidding?!" Kube demanded. "Ugh! Shout Sun Heptagon Strength, Cosmetics!"

Kuu breathed in. "Sun Hepta-" And then a bookshelf fell on her.

"Thank God," Kube breathed. "She's dead!"

"You wanted me to die that badly?"

Kube paled, facing Kuu, who had gotten out from underneath the bookshelf - and was alive!

"What?!" Kube exclaimed. "How did you-"

"Angel Rush!"

A muscular man had appeared, completely naked for whatever reason. A pair of angel wings was on his back. Puri-Puri Prisoner, the Class S hero.

Kube eyes went wide. Who in the name of-

The Class S hero zoomed towards the monster, defeating it in a few punches. Kuu watched the entire thing with a blank slate on her face.

Kube gasped, flying over to Puri-Puri Prisoner.

"You there, sir!" it shouted. "How would you like to become a magical girl?!"