Author Note: Part of the Christmas. Merry Chrismas!
I do not own The Amazing World Of Gumball.
Enjoy!
It was a quiet morning at Elmore Bank when the door suddenly burst open to reveal none other than Mr and Mrs Robbinson.
"Alright! Nobody move!" Said Mr Robbinson.
Everybody froze and put their hands up in surrounded.
But then he said. "We want to open a bank account account"
Everybody breathed a sigh of relief and went back to business.
"Come on," said Mr Robison.
Both Nichole and Richard came in, trying not to show how uncomfortable they were walking into the bank.
People did a double-take when they saw them and began whispering.
The Robinsons shoved their way to the front of the line, luckily there weren't many people today.
"Yes, we would like to open a bank account for my new neighbours," said Mr Robinsons.
"Hi, we're the Bladtues," said Nichole. "We want to open a bank account and put this amount of money in"
She took out a small cube and pressed it out and before their very eyes, the cube unfolded into a briefcase and the lid opened to show a briefcase filled with cash.
The person on the other end of the glass was stunned.
"We are from Planet Ashtro," said Richard sounding like he actually had a brain. "We just arrived here and this was given to us by our all-powerful queen. Is this enough? We can call and get more money"
The person stared at both of them, before saying. "Wait one minute while I notify the manager"
"Make sure you are aggressive," said Mr Robbinson, to them. "On earth, Banks are designed to rob your blind. Run with your money if you have to"
"Thanks, Neighbour Unit," said Nichole.
And then the manager came and beckoned them both to a room that locked behind them like in a horror movie.
"Please sit down...what was it?" Said the manager with a scary voice.
"Mr and Mrs Bladtues," said Nichole.
"Your husband is in fantastic shape," said the manager.
"Thank you," said Richard. "It's a habit that I developed from my old job as a Fladoze Engine on our home planet. If I can't pick up the weight then I'm out the door. Keeping fit has carried over onto here"
"I see," said the manager, he had no idea what that was, but if the person can work that's good. "And this money."
"This money was given to use to tied us over while we look for a job," said Nichole, knowing its a lot but she wasn't supposed to know the value of paper was. "We are still brand new to earth, but our neighbours explained to us if we don't see more then 5 figures in our bank account. Were being robbed and they would help us sue"
And at the mention of suing, the man stopped and said. "There is no need for that. We will happily get the bank account opened right away, you just need to sign some details and then we'll make your cards. You are required to tell us though if one of you starts working"
"That's no problem," they both said emotionless, if they show too much emotions, they couldn't pass as none earthlings.
They spent an hour setting everything up, writing down details, their likelihood to work, how many children they had and grandparents.
Then they left with new bank cards and they thanked the Robinsons for helping them out.
The Robinson were happy to help them and threaten people at the same time, the two went home but when they turned to their lane, they got a surprise and nightmare.
Miss Lucy Simian car was parked in front of their new house and outside was none other than Principal brown with the Ape, clearly waiting for them to show up.
Both of them lowered their heads and passed the car, all the while Gumball was texting S.O.S as all three kids had seen the two outside through peeking out of the curtains.
"Maybe, they will go away, eventually?" Said Nichole.
However, after an hour of this, they saw that neither of them had left from Gumball texts.
"We have to confront them," said Nichole, as they passed them for the 50th time.
"But the monkey scares me," said Richard.
"I know. She scares me too" said Nichole.
They parked at a nearby convenience store and then Nichole started texting the kid's something.
"What is she texting now?" Said, Anais.
"She wants us to put on her best well-behaved clothes and groom ourselves so that we can pass as completely different people to the two outside," said Gumball.
All three of them did just that, they went looking for their most well behaved looking clothes and went to the bathroom to make sure they were spotless and glowing.
Meanwhile, their parent's car stopped being a coward, at last, the two parked beside Miss Simian car, they both got out groceries.
The two noticed them, of course, they did.
Their mouths were open.
The bunny and cat acted like they couldn't see them and walked through the barrier.
The Robinsons were out.
"Welcome back," said Mr Robbinson who was actually smiling at the sight of them.
"Thank you, neighbour units," said Nichole and Richard.
Then the kids came out, looking prim perfect.
"Mother, Father Unites. Can we help?" Said, Anais.
"Oh, it's so nice to have such helpful, well-behaved child unites," said Richard.
They took the bags from them and then all of them began to head inside.
The worst person snapped out of it.
Miss Simian.
"Excuse me, Ma'am, gentlemen," she said.
And then all of them froze, they cursed inwardly and then the kids realised they weren't called and dismissed themselves while the parents turned around to face the music.
"Holy moly. Your husband is in fantastic shape" said Principal Brown.
"Thank you," said Richard, he said it with a robotic edge to it.
Both adults raised their eyebrows.
Miss Siman said. "I am Miss Simian. We come from Elmore Junior high. Are you aware that your children are not going to school?"
Nichole said. "Oh, we are so sorry. We just moved here and we haven't had time to enrol our Child unites in yet"
"Well, that's perfect fine-wait, what did you just call your children?" Said Miss Simian.
"What? Child Unites?" Said, Richard.
"On our planet, it's very common to put the word 'Unites' at the end of what general things are called" explained Nichole.
"Yes, we are the Bladtues," said Richard with the edge again. "And we are from the planet Ashtro."
They both looked at him.
Nichole said. "Come Husband Unit. We got some school enrolling to do and then we will partake in the Earth family game night"
Both of them walked back inside and they saw the door open from below.
They were gone.
"That was hands down one of the most bizarre encounters I have ever had," said Principal Brown.
Miss Simian agreed.
Then they left.
The family watched them leave through the curtains and then celebrated when they left.
"But seriously we need to enrol the kids," said Nichole, as the kids left and then she found the high-tech laptop and booted it up.
They went to the website for the enrollment and checked elementary schools near them.
As usual, there was an Elmore Junior high and Elmore Prep Junior high.
Elmore Prep Junior High was not free and for a family living paycheck to paycheck, they certainly could not afford it.
However, Elmore Junior High made both Richard and Nichole cringe so hard.
Sure their kids weren't angels, but the service there was terrible.
Food that wasn't really food.
The boy's teacher being a cranky ugly monkey who had given up on life.
Resources vastly out of date.
The more they thought about sitting through another parents evening at that school, the more both of them cringed.
Nichole went to check their bank account and saw that they can make the tuition for all three kids for a year, right now.
But after that...
Suddenly they heard. "Don't, worry. I'll fit the bill for the rest. I'll put it under school fund."
It was the cat that had almost killed them and now had enslaved them.
Queen said. "Send your kids to that fancy elementary school. Hiding their true identities is easier when they aren't stuck in the same school as a ghost who can confirm who they are, just by going in and out of them"
Yes, it was creepy but there was nothing stopping this from happening because the kids would be trapped for 6 hours a day.
So the two adults proudly clicked on the Elmore Prep Junior High and paid for a whole year for all three of them.
It was the most nerve-racking and exciting thing they had ever done.
Their dream of sending their children to a better school was happening.
And they were doing it with kids who reportedly have a completely clean record.