Sonic rubbed the back of his neck as he was wondering what was taking Amy so long. He looked at his invisible clock on his right wrist, tapping his left foot as Amy managed to appear next to Sonic, panting as she placed her hands on her knees, bending over as she farted loudly again, the gas blasting right out of her tight blue jeans. Sonic lowered his eyes as he sighed.
"What took so long?" Sonic asked as he folded his arms.
Amy got back up, rubbing the back of her head while holding a letter and farting once more. "Well... my smelly big butt got stuck in the stinky toilet, so I was having a rough time getting out. Also I found this note."
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I swear, if I actually get to one hundred chapters with this crap, then... dramatically read it. Hell, even if it doesn't, dramatically read it anyway. Dramatically read any of my friggin' stories, I need my daily dose of lulz, you know! And yeah, I added another Amy Rose fart thing to the Internet... butt (lolpun) it's somewhat different. No, it doesn't involve Amy being fat or in her underwear, or naked. I'm not that sick, y'know. Just... read and enjoy. And I couldn't come up with a better title, so sue me.
"...That was more of a message than anything." Sonic said in referring to the paper: he eyed Amy oddly. "Was the toilet okay?"
Amy sheepishly giggled. "Well... let's just say they have to go buy a new toilet now..."
Amy farted very loudly again, the back of her brown stained jeans getting darker from the fart gas blast.
Sonic placed his right hand on his hip as he scratched his head. "Amy, I think you should go see a doctor."
Amy frowned, tugging Sonic as she pulled him towards her face. "But what doctor would I be able to find? What if my butt erupts again!"
Dr. Eggman laughed evilly because he suddenly popped up behind Sonic and Amy, shocking the hedgehogs for he stood in front of them, his hands on his hips. "Well, well, what do we have here?"
Amy gulped and she let out a wet poot, grossing out Sonic, who felt it. Sonic groaned immensely.