Chapter 63- A Random Skyscraper

"Skyscraper?" Missingno eyes widen as a smile creeps on his face. "Please tell me that the glitch this time is a giant scraper that is actually scraping off the sky."

With you, I wouldn't be surprised if that glitch actually showed up.

"I know, right? With the types of glitches we often fight, there is defin-"

No, I mean it wouldn't be surprising for you.

"…"

The other glitches have been exponentially more tame than anything you have done.

He throws some glares around. "Just because you don't have an actual position, doesn't mean that I can't glare at you!"

"Missingno!" Cassandra props herself against the door frame as Driller collapses to the floor. "Remind me again why we went this way?"

"Because we need to get to Saffron City. That is obviously the next place to go to in order to drive the plot for-"

"No, I mean why did we have to run all the way around to the north gate?"

"Because only this guard will accept a refreshing Lemonade as a bribe against an absolute order to keep outsid-"

No, any of them will. Also, Driller could have taken you.

"Will you all stop interrupt-"

"Can we go already?" Koja's eyes droop as he stares at him.

Cassandra takes some big breaths. "How are you two fine after all that running?!"

Koja grimaces. "This body was made as if I was trained since birth. I don't know about this thing." He jabs a thumb at Missingno.

"Ha! All the running was done off-page. I don't officially have to have existed during that time."

… Not even gonna comment on that one.

Missingno opens the door, emerging into Saffron City. The most advanced city in Kanto, the buildings that vigorously line the city brings a feeling of awe to those lucky enough to enter.

The eyes of all four travelers scour the city as if they can't get enough. But the building that they eventually focus on is the one soaring up into the sky-

The Silph co. building.

"That has to be where the glitch is." Koja and Cassandra voice their shockingly accurate deduction in unison.

"How did you guys know? Was it from the title?"

Cassandra raises an eyebrow. "Title? We just figured that the glitch affects the most important things wherever we go, so…"

"And that is a pretty good indicator."

Koja points to one of the sides. Near the top, a perfect hole stands out.

"Yeah, I guess that would do it." Missingno shrugs as he leads the others to the skyscraper.

As they approach the front door, Missingno turns to the others. "Now, Team Rocket has been fixed, so they should have invaded Silph co. right now. Which means that we are in for a long, brutal, fight that must be done quickly, unless we want to sleep a bunch of times. Which is fine, cause no one would find and attack us while we are sleeping."

Any other plot holes you want to point out?

"No, we already did the other bits last time." He raises a fist. "Let's invade this place!"

The other raise a cry with their fists, and they all head into the building.

And find carnage.

Among the broken furniture and destroyed fountains, Team Rocket grunts are lying everywhere. Cassandra runs up to one and places her fingers on his neck. She sighs in relief as she gets up to look at the others.

Koja ignores them as he runs his hand over the dents that plague the walls. Some look like fists, while others seem to be a clawed foot, somewhere between a human's and a bird's.

The two glance at each other with worried faces before turning to Missingno. His face is beaming.

"We get to invade the place that was invaded after invading?! I don't even know what I just said anymore!"

Koja turns away as he knits his eyebrows together. "Whatever did this obviously on the top floor. How do we get there?"

Missingno pushes them into the elevator along the far wall. He pushes the button for the 11th floor as he talks. "Normally, we would have to go through a maze of stairs, elevators, and warp pads that would eventually direct us to the only way to get to the one entrance to the president's room. But given the position of the hole…" His words trail off as the elevator dings.

The doors open to the top floor, which is also in ruins. The rubble of previous walls lines everywhere, and the one place that is still fairly intact is the table in the center of the room. On top of the table is a strange creature sitting on a chair.

The coloring of the body seems to clash together, as if stitched together at points. The dark brown of the strange, clawed feet matches the torso, up until about the shoulders. That is where the color changes to a dark tan. The arms ended with some large boxing gloves, and the arms and legs seemed like they were wrapped, yet they also looked like springs. It is also decorated with large shoulder pads and a crown like head. The only other part of brown surrounds two of its four eyes.

"Or, for those who know Pokemon, it is a Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan put together."

The creature pounds a fist on the arm of the chair, breaking it off. "Don't you dare call me by those names! I am now HitmonChuckNorris! I am now better than I ever was!"

Koja, Cassandra and Driller turn to Missingno.

"Don't look at me, he is the one being strangely mad at someone he just met."

HitmonChuckNorris stands up and glares at them with both pairs of eyes. It smiles as it both punches the chair behind it and stomps the table below it, rendering both to dust. It feels tension leave its body as it finally has a way to release all the emotions that have building up while sitting around with nothing to do. It turns directly to Missingno and locks eyes.

He gulps.

Note:

I'm so sorry, everyone. I've been lacking motivation to write REwM. So my plan right now is to finish up this season, and work on another story on another site. I also plan on trying to rewrite the beginning chapters when I have time. REwM: Reglitched. I hope to make it easier to get into, and try to improve the writing and pacing. Then maybe come back to it later. Hoping for the best!

I look forward to your continued support.

-ODRW