Chapter 64- A Random Kick?
Missingno's sweat is flung off of him as he desperately dodges the unrelenting attacks.
"This is not fun!"
With each punch, fire and lightning struggles to reach him, while kicks rocket through the air in between. Never given much time to react, Missingno has had some chances to counter.
He throws a punch at HitmonChuckNorris' stomach, but…
HitmonChuckNorris used Bruce Barrier!
Missingno's fist hits the red barrier that appears and bounces off. He jumps back with a kick, but…
HitmonChuckNorris used Jackie Barrier!
This time, a yellow barrier appears, and the same thing happens. HitmonChuckNorris laughs as it continues the onslaught.
"You feel how futile it is, right? How does it feel to have every move thwarted without an inkling of why?"
"No, I understand why."
The creature halts abruptly as it stares at Missingno. "You do?"
"Yeah. Jackie Barrier. Stops anything but punches. Bruce Barrier. Stops anything but kicks. It's pretty simple." He jabs a finger at it. "And I do have an Inkling! I play Splatoon all the time."
HitmonChuckNorris used Roundhouse Kick/Punch!
The creature spins around, and the springs on his arm and leg stretch so that they both connect with Missingno at the same time. The force sends him through the open hole, flailing in the air.
He halts mid air, a layer of power surrounding him.
… Another DBZ action, huh?
"... No…" Missingno drops his arm and puts away the insanely spiky yellow wig.
So what are you going to do now? Shoot lasers that are shaped like kittens? Stab it with a cannonball? Drop a piano on the whole building?
"... I don't have time."
What is with the serious face? Where are you looking… at…
Missingno stares at the southern horizon. From that altitude, the people of Cerulean City look like ants, while the Diglett nearby looks like just a small hill…
While Fuschia City is a bit too far to see much, the horizon is still visible in the distance. There, the raging flames dance within the sheering ice…
"As I said, no time." He looks back to the building. "This is it. MEGA PUNCH!"
When Missingno was sent flying, Cassandra, Driller and Koja ready themselves for a battle as well. But the creature that calls itself HitmonChuckNorris just walks to the hole and waits.
After a few moments, it glances at the others. "I have no care for trainers, or for those weaker than me." It looks back out the building. "I want a challenge. I want someone stronger than me that I have to overcome."
From outside, they hear Missingno shout.
"MEGA PUNCH!"
HitmonChuckNorris smiles. "Futile."
HitmonChuckNorris used Bruce Barrier!
As the red barrier wraps around the creature, Cassandra thinks of the first time she met Missingno.
"Come at me! I will take any attack you have. You see, I used to be-"
The creature's backstory is cut short as Missingno streaks through the air, through the barrier, and into HitmonChuckNorris feet first.
Missingno used Mega Punch!
It's super effective!
The creature is sent flying against the wall, where it glitches before disappearing.
"... Is that really it?" Cassandra looks sideways at Missingno.
"Yeah, we have bigger fish to fry. And if we have some time before then, maybe catch some fish to fry?"
They others glare at him.
I would glare at him too, if I actually had eyes to gare with.
"Fine, fine. Let's clean this place up before we leave."
Koja looks around at all the rubble in the room. "Do we really have time to fix this place up?"
Missingno scoffs. "Do you not know me?" He claps twice, and everything goes pitch black.
He claps twice more, and the blackness disappears and they find themselves standing outside the building.
"And that is how you fix things up, Missingno style!"
"Can we go now?" The two question in unison.
Maybe we need to make a special way just to show unison talking.
"I still feel like we are missing something." He rubs his chin for a second before a physical light bulb appears over his head.
He walks back into the building and then straight back out again, now carrying a pile of items. "There. Team Rocket defeated."
"Cool."
"Let's go."
Missingno shoves the items in his mouth. "Come one guys, that was pretty awesome, right?"
They start to walk away, when they see a giant Diglett sitting to the south.
They turn around and glare at Missingno.
"Not me, that is what we need to go take care of."
After walking for a while, they group ends up in front of the giant Diglett.
Cassandra raises an eyebrow. "I don't get it. I thought we took care of the glitches from around here."
"We did. But there is another spot on the map, Diglett cave. I thought I sent a Lapras to take care of it, and a clone of myself to check and make sure, but they seem to have failed."
"I found the clone." Koja squats down near the Pokemon and pokes at a Missingno. It is face down and full of small scratch marks.
I guess the Diglett did it?
"I don't think that a glitch like this one could have done this. And besides, this Diglett is only something that has been affected by the real glitch."
Cassandra pokes the clone as well. "Don't you know what happened. It is your clone, so shouldn't you share the memories?"
Missingno scoffs. "Yeah, cause I want to retain the memory of being stabbed every time one of my clones gets killed. Next, I'll want to wear a bright orange suit and yell at everyone to believe it."
Cassandra and Koja ignore him as they walk into the opening in the Diglett.
"Driller! You're the only one who likes me!" He turns to hug the Pokemon, but he has already followed the others into the tunnel.
"Noooooooooooookay I'm done." He quietly follows suit.