"So…" Shadow trailed off as he folded his arms, glancing down at Amy Rose, both of the humanoid hedgehogs still in the meadows. "Are you gonna take them off?"
Amy tried taking her tight jeans off, but they only stung as she struggled to get them off. "Ugh! No matter how hard I try, they just refuse to come off! It's like they're cursed, or something!"
Shadow scoffed bluntly as he rolled his eyes. "Have you tried doing your business and then simply leaving the pants behind?"
Amy farted in astonishment as her eyes widened, prompting her to say something, but frowning as another deep, tuba like poot followed, her jeans typically puffing up. "Well, that's the thing… I farted so much in these jeans, I don't think I even have panties on my big butt anymore…" Another loud fart prompted her to sniffle, "And with all the messy mud pits I keep creating in these pants…"
Shadow backed away from Amy a bit, waving his hands at her in disbelief. "Wait… you admittedly poop your pants?"
Amy narrowed her eyes in annoyance as she placed her hands on her hips. "Well duh! How else do you think I stink so much?" She then showed off her jeans clad butt, letting out several more tuba like farts as her pants puffed up, a disturbingly large brown stain on her tight blue jeans.
Shadow sheepishly rubbed the back of his head as he coughed, feeling awkward. "Well… hmm…" Shadow closed his eyes as he folded his arms, trying to think. "I could just use Chaos Control, but I don't think even that will clean up your stained butt." He murmured as he shook his head, opening his eyes as he looked up at Amy. "Did you try getting the doctor's help?"
"The doctor?" Amy muttered as she growled, her eyes turning into flames as she angrily shook her arms. "Eggman! That fat egg shaped bastard! Wait until I get my hands on him, I'm gonna give him what for-"
"Amy, Amy!" Shadow shouted as he grabbed Amy's flailing arms, trying his best to calm her down. "Easy! We can get revenge on Ivo later on. Right now, we got to get those jeans off you." He shivered as Amy farted again. "And get you a new pair of clean underwear to boot…"
Amy frowned as tears began forming in her eyes again. "But Shadow… I ditched my red dress! How am I gonna be able to get it back?" She started bawling loudly as she closed her eyes, tears bursting out of her eyes like waterfalls. "I ditched my good old dress for these stupid jeans and I'll never see them again!"
Shadow sighed as he let go of Amy's arms, rubbing his chin with his right hand as he tried thinking of a solution. "All right, let's see… I think there might be a clothing store somewhere in the eastern part of Seaside Hill…" He then wrapped his left arm around Amy. "I think it's best if we go and try."
Amy nodded as she sniffled, still letting out rotten loud farts as Shadow took out that DAMN fourth chaos emerald, holding it high in his right hand, its yellow glow shining brightly.
"Chaos… CONTROL!" Shadow exclaimed, as he and Amy suddenly teleported out of the stinky meadow.