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"Moe...last night was amazing" Marge said, as her naked form rested on Moe's equally naked chest.
"You were amazing last night" Said, Moe and Marge giggled.
And then Moe glanced at the digital calendar on the wall.
Sunday.
And it was 10: 23!
"Wait, a minute. Its Sunday!?" Said, Moe, sitting up.
"Yes?" Marge said. "What's wrong?"
"Aren't we supposed to be in Church?" Said, Moe.
But what Marge said next surprised him. "Moe, what's Church? I didn't know we had plans this Sunday"
"Wait, What?" said, Moe.
And than it hit him, the image of the Springfield Church had transformed into a virtual arcade center.
Church did not exist in this universe.
No Christianity.
"Wait. Marge. What do you think created the universe?" Said, Moe.
Marge blinked owlishly at him and said. "The same thing everybody else in the universe believes. Our universe was created in a freak accident. There isn't a being out there we need to worship or praise. We just live our lives"
Now it was Moe turn to blink owlishly.
"But than…what do you believe happens after death?" Said, Moe.
"Well, we'll join the universe and if we're lucky one day we'll be reborn as somebody else" Marge said.
Really?
Moe said nothing as he slumped back into bed.
A world without going to church on Sundays...who would have thought he would travel to such a world?
Suddenly he heard a buzz and a screen popped up in front of him, showing none other than Patty and Selma identical cars.
"Marge, open up" Said, a woman with a tail with purple hair and green dress, who was smoking.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my sister's Patty and Selma will be coming over today" Said, Marge and then she let them through.
They watched as the cars drove up only to be forced to park behind the line of expensive car's and both woman walked up the steps and knocked on the door.
"I'll get it" Said, Lisa dressed in a pink dress as she rushed to the door and opened it while not knowing her parents were getting dressed.
"Hi, little Lisa" Said, Patty before handing her, her heavy bag and so did her twin sister.
Lisa was almost crushed but her brothers came to the rescue and all three of them dragged them to the coat rake.
And than their mother appeared.
"Patty. Selma" Said, Marge.
"Marge." Said, both of them before going to hug her.
"It looks like your man is still taking care of you even after all these years" Said, Patty, looking at her up and down. "And yet he's never home and has roles that involve dating beautiful woman."
"Actually, today I'm home" came a male voice and they turned to see the man they had seen on television and the theaters.
Moe Szyslak.
"We'll, hello Handsome" said, Selma, making Moe feel uncomfortable instantly.
"I may see beautiful women every day but Marge is the apple of my eye" Said, Moe making the woman smile.
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?" Said, Hugo, he was going to take full advantage of his father being home.
"No fair, Hugo. I was going to ask him to help me" Said, Bart.
"How about I help you both together because you share a room?" Said, Moe.
The two looked at each other before shrugging.
"I've already done all my homework" Boasted Lisa.
"That's very good Lisa and then tonight, I can check it" Said, Moe.
Moe remembered playing a role where he was a really smart person so he had to read up to land the role.
"Okay" Said, Lisa.
And Moe went with the kids while Marge took her sisters to the kitchen.
"I really envy you Marge" Said, Selma sitting down. "You have a gorgeous house. You live in a gorgeous neighbourhood. Have a gorgeous and loving husband. And you have four kid's and somehow you keep your body thin."
"Do you remember the day when Marge brought Moe home?" Said, Patty to Selma. "I thought he was being paid, after all he was just so good looking, had a car and was an actor. He was loads better than the other two."
"Tell me about it. Remember Artie Ziff?" Said, Selma before they both laughed. "Boy was he skinny. He used to own a Tech Company until several woman came forward and said that he sexual assaulted them with his 'busy hands'. One of them happen to tape it and the moment it was released to the Media, his goose was cooked, he's broke now having to pay to avoid jail and all those woman he assaulted."
And Marge was surprised, she did not know what happened to Artie after Prom, because she had tried her best to banish him from her mind.
So he had made a huge company and hadn't stopped forcing himself onto woman even in full adulthood?
"And do you remember the large one, Homer Simpson?" Said, Patty as she chuckled. "We were wiling to give him a chance until we realised he was deluded. The look on Marge face when she saw him was one that is still in the family album. I heard he owns a Bar now but he lives in Shelbyville"
"Shelbyville, the terrible pity of a town that lives right next door" Said, Selma before she said. "We'll since he's catering to the drunk and wealthy, he must have a decent apartment back there."
"But still" Said, Patty. "Those two were two paths Marge could have taken which would have ended in failure. Its not often that you make the right choice especially when it can effect you for years to come. Can you imagine if Marge had chosen Homer? Marge could have had a family but be married to a bumbling idiot who is fat, lazy and who is so bad at his job that that her kids have to go to a run down free school like Shelbyville elementary"
And Marge shuddered.
When she and Moe went looking for a school for Bart and Hugo years ago, they took a look into Shelbyville elementary school and it had been godawful.
The classrooms were packed, there was a naked man yelling on the lawn, the state of the school was terrible inside and out, everything was so old and out dated, none of the staff looked like they cared or know what they were doing.
She thanked god, for Moe big paycheck.
She couldn't imagine her kid's going to such a school.
"Your lucky, Marge" Said, Selma. "Your married life could have been hell on earth. Moe chose you."
And after they had eaten and watched some television they left.
Marge watched with a loving experience as Moe helped their kid's out.
A gorgeous man with compassion and a high paying job.
She really had been lucky.
#The Next morning#
"We'll, I'm off." Said, Moe as he was dressed in a white Italian suit, in his pocket was his passport and behind him was a black hovering limousine.
He was going to his apartment in Hollywood.
He kissed a giggling Maggie and then hugged his two son's and his daughter, Lisa.
"Bye, dad" Said, Bart, Lisa and Hugo.
And then he kissed Marge, making for a very deep kiss to Marge who accepted it, which had both boys barfing and Lisa looking with twinkling eyes.
She hoped that she had what mom and dad sheared when she was an adult.
Than Moe let her go and walked to the hovering limousine, the door was opened by the tailed chafer.
He was instantly met with his attractive female tailed manager.
"We are two day's behind schedule" She said, before she said. "You are very lucky that you're in such high demand and your next employer is willing to wait for you"
"We'll, I'm a family man first and always" Said, Moe. "It has been several months since I've seen my family, I don't realise how big my kids have gotten"
And then the Limousine hovered off, they drove out of town and headed straight for the airport, where a private jet was waiting for them.
The jet took them to Hollywood where he was taken to his Hollywood apartment.
And what an apartment it was, there was giant swimming pool out back, the living room was large and filled with silver furniture and a flat screen television.
The kitchen was gorgeous and the bedroom was done with style.
"Here is your next script." Said, his manager handing him a thick stack of paper, his character lines were circled in yellow.
Moe has done this before so he wasn't overwhelmed.
He was no longer in Springfield, he was Hollywood material.
#Hours before#
The Springfield Bus had arrived.
"Bye, Kids" said, Marge as she kissed all three of her children as the bus stopped outside the gate.
All three of them walked to the gate that opened for them and the yellow bus door opened.
"Hello Children" said, a sober and drug free Otto with a tail.
The kids he was escorting were rich, so there was no way they hire somebody who couldn't drive safely.
The bus was clean inside and out and had electrical sockets.
Both Bart and Hugo passed by Nelson and his crew, they were one of the richest kids in the grade.
They were nice to you if you were rich but if they smelled poverty on you than you were in for a beating.
No matter what universe, Nelson and the crew were still bullies.
All three of them sat in empty seats and Lisa saw the seat next to Milhouse was taken by his feet.
The bus drove to the school revealed that Springfield was clean and didn't smell.
When the bus finally stopped they got off the bus and met a building that looked exactly like Springfield Elementary but was clearly longer in length.
On the sign was in golden letter's 'Springfield Private School'.
Beside the front door was Bart and Hugo teacher, Edna Krabappel.
Edna did not look like she regretted her job and greeted each student with a smile and a wave.
How could she not?
The job was paying for her massive house and fancy car.
She couldn't afford to offend a child.
On her left was a happy and smiling tailed, Principal W. Seymour Skinner who was actually born his name so there was no taken over another mans identity fiasco.
But he did find his acceptance letter that his mother tried to hide from him and made it to the enrollment day to his dream college.
However ever since that day, he hadn't talked to his mother since and was living in a giant fancy house with his own wife and kids.
In fact, you could say all the teachers at the school were being overpaid leading happier and more fulfilling lives then their counterparts.
Each student had their own double sized locker and Willy the Scotsman had assistants who helped him clean the school.
When the child put all their stuff away, they all began to head to class where each classroom had been cleaned and all the desks didn't look like the school couldn't afford to replace them.
Each book was up to date and each computer ran on the latest software.
If their counterparts saw this, they would probably want to stay in this world.
Lisa, Hugo and Bart entered their classrooms and sat down.
"Good morning, class" said, Ms Hoover, Lisa teacher with a smile and tailed. "I trust that you are all working on your science projects"
She got groans from her rich students all except for from Lisa who looked excited.
Most of them would probably pay a nerd to do this science project.
Lisa couldn't wait for the science fair.
Her project was to prove other realities existed and communicate with them.
She was going to field test a speaker tomorrow.
And scene!
Next chapter, Moe is on a set not knowing that his daughter Lisa is tapping into another reality. The other Springfield is stunned to hear the voice of Lisa Simpson who gets interrupted by her brothers and forgets to turn the speaker off and takes it to school. Review/fav and follow