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"Was I not good enough for you?" Said, Moe as he turned from the window to see his extremely hot blond 'girlfriend'.
"No, Andrew," she said, with tears in her eyes.
"Than why?" he said, walking towards her. "Why did you cheat on me with my twin brother badly? You must have known the difference."
"I-I-I doesn't know," She said, "He just seemed more..."
"What?" He said, "Mariel, look me in the eyes and say it. Say it to my face."
"I-" She began.
"CUT!" Yelled the director and Moe was gone.
Moe went to his personal dressing room and said. "Can somebody get me a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts?"
Somebody was already on it instantly before he even stepped into his dressing room.
His dressing room was warm and could have been a living room; it had a full-length mirror and furniture.
He had only been in Hollywood for a day and yet he was already ridiculously exhausted, he never know how much time and effort was put into a Hollywood movie.
Moe wasn't sure he could come home for at least another three months due to work.
He said. "Calling Marge Simpson"
A holographic screen appeared before him, and he saw Marge answer in the kitchen.
"Moe," She said.
"Hi, Marge" Said, Moe. "I'm on a 15-minute break, and I thought I should call and see how you and the kids are doing."
Marge was touched.
"That's so sweet of you, Moe," Marge said before she said. "We'll, the kids have just woken up and will be getting ready for school, and I was planning to go the spa for my weekly facial treatment."
"Really? Well spend your time at the spa, you deserve it raising four kid's." said, Moe. "I don't know when I'll be back home, maybe in three months to half a year. That means I will have to say happy birthday to my kids on the phone. I didn't know I would be doing a Hollywood movie."
"They will understand, and you always bring amazing presents for them," said, Marge understanding what he was given up to keep them so well off.
Just then there was knock at the door, and they both heard. "Mr szyslak, your doughnuts."
"Got to go, Marge," Moe said. "Love you and the kids."
"Love you too," Marge said before the call ended.
Moe opened the door and received his doughnuts.
He had no idea what his daughter was doing right now.
#Lisa room#
"Okay, let's see if this works," said, Lisa in her blue PJs, she sat on her table and in front of her was a part of her school science project, it was a fancy looking microphone with q switch which she flicked.
She spoke into it.
"Hello"
#Church in another universe#
"Please open to Psalm 78: 15" Said, Reverend Lovejoy to the secretly groaning audience of the Springfield population except for the Flanders family. "He split the rocks in the wilderness
and gave them water as abundant-"
Suddenly everybody in Springfield heard.
"Hello?"
Everybody stopped and turned to Lisa Simpson.
"What? I didn't say anything" Lisa said.
"I wonder if this thing is working" suddenly Lisa's voice said, without her moving her mouth. "HELLO"
And then they all heard.
"Do you think she's finally lost it?" came the voice of none other than Bart in the background, this time they all turned to Bart who said. "What?"
"I think we should approach her slowly," said, a voice that none of the Simpson's had heard because it was intelligent.
"Good thinking, Hugo," said, Bart voice.
"Hugo?" Bart said, from this reality.
"You know I can hear you, you know" Said, Lisa voice annoyed.
"We know," said, both voice in sync before 'Hugo' said.
"What's cracking little sister?"
Little sister!? All of the Simpson's looked at each other.
"What nerdy thing are you cooking up in your room?" said, Bart voice.
"It's not nerdy, it's science," said, Lisa's voice. "I'm trying to prove that parallel worlds exist for my science project. Hopefully, this speaker allows me to speak into another world."
"So super nerdy, huh?" said, Hugh.
Suddenly Bart yelled. "MY SISTER LISA IS A HUGE BUTT!"
"I AM NOT!" Said, Lisa and they all heard Bart familiar laughter.
"Not only are a huge Butt little sister but you're also in love with Milhouse Van Houten," said, Hugo.
Everybody in the church turned to Milhouse, and the boy himself had wide eyes.
"NO IM NOT!" said, both Lisa's.
"Yes, you are" Said, Hugo. "Every time he appears you suddenly drop several IQ points and become a stuttering mess."
"She does?" Milhouse said, in this universe, very interested in a Lisa who has the hot's for him and if he could get her number.
"He makes me want to barf," said, Bart voice as Bart's eyes went wide as Bart's voice said in a mocking voice. "My name Milhouse Van Houten, I think everything is lame because I've been spoiled rotten by my father who is a Count and driver a super rear convertible, my mother doesn't show up unless she's wearing something made out of Diamond, I live in a massive mansion and all my servants wear a uniform made from the finest material possible"
"We do!?" Both Milhouse parents said, surprised to hear about their alternate selves.
"Wait...Am I cool!?" Said, Milhouse.
"Milhouse is cool!?" said, Lisa.
And then both Bart and Hugo sang.
"LISA AND MILHOUSE SITTING IN THE TREE. K-I-S-S-I-NG!" As Lisa wanted to hide and Milhouse wanted to shine. "FIRST COMES LOVE THAN COMES MARRIAGE. THAN COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!"
"I KILL YOU!" Said, Lisa voice as both Bart and Hugo burst out laughing seeing her face.
But then they heard.
"WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE!"
It was none other than Marge Simpson!
Everybody turned to the woman who's mouth was open.
"NOTHING!" All three kid's said.
"DO I HAVE TO CALL YOUR FATHER WHILE HE SHOOTING A MOVIE IN HOLLYWOOD!?" Said, Marge's voice.
Every single person turned to Homer.
Wait.
Homer Simpson is a movie star!?
"Wait, I'm a movie star?" Said, Homer.
Unfortunately, reality couldn't be further from the truth in that reality.
"NO!" all three said.
"THAN COME DOWN AND HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST!" said, Marge's voice.
"OKAY MOM!" All three said.
Then they all heard three feet rush out of the room before silence and Reverend Lovejoy, wondered if he still could go on with church since everybody else was far more interested in what was happening above their heads.
And than after several minutes, Lisa from another world came back.
"I almost forgot this," said, Lisa before grabbing it and putting it into her backpack, she was in such a rush that she forgot to turn it off.
She rushed down the stairs and followed her brothers to the bus.
"Hey, Otto," she said.
"Hello, little Lisa," said, Otto voice and everybody turned to Otter in the room. "Isn't it a beautiful day?"
"What the hell? Am I sober!?" Otto said, from his universe.
"It sure is," said, Lisa as she walked to the bus and they all soon heard the talking of children and Lisa said. "Hi, Nelson"
"Hi, Lisa," said, Nelson voice and everybody turned to the bully.
"What are you doing?" Lisa said.
"I found out this poor kid lives in the same town as us," said, Nelson. "So me and the guys are going to give him a HA HA HA beating."
Nelson from this universe opened and closed his mouth.
"...That's nice" Lisa said, quickly going away.
And then she saw a miracle.
Milhouse seat was empty.
"M-Milhouse, can I sit down with you?" said, Lisa voice.
"Whatever," Said Milhouse voice sounding very disinterested and Milhouse of this universe mouth opened wide, and Lisa eyes were wide.
"S-So, Milhouse. Did you have a good day yesterday?" Lisa said, trying to start conversation.
"It was alright," said, Milhouse.
The conversation just died from there.
They just listened to kid's talking on the bus.
"GET ON WITH IT! I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY LIFE!" Yelled, Abraham Simpson.
And everybody couldn't help but agree, even the reverend who was sitting down.
"We're here," said, Otto voice.
They all heard kid's pouring out, and soon they heard Principle Skinner voice.
"Good morning children."
Everybody turned to the man who was wearing the same blue suit as he did every day, Skinner eyes were wide.
"Hello, Principle Skinner," said, Lisa voice.
"Hello, Lisa," said, Skinner's voice.
"Principal Skinner is that a new car?" Lisa's voice said.
"Very observant Lisa." said, Skinner's voice. "It's a Mustang"
"I OWN A MUSTANG!?" Said, Skinner, a guy who owned such a car doesn't live with his mother!
How successful was his counterpart!?
This was way better than Church.
"Fourth car?" said, Lisa's voice.
"Actually it's my sixth car. You should have seen my wife disapproving look once she found out I had another car instead of throwing money for the kid's." said, the voice of Skinner.
"I HAVE A FAMILY!?" said, Skinner.
He had kids!?
And then they heard another voice.
Edna.
"Hello, Principle Skinner," said, the woman voice and everybody turned to the woman in the room.
"Hello, Edna." said, the voice of Skinner. "I see you've gotten a new diamond encrusted necklace."
"Actually, Skinner It's part diamond, the other half is red sapphire," said, Edna's voice. "Thanks for noticing"
Meanwhile, Edna in their reality who was wearing tired clothes, mouth opened and closed when she heard her counterpart was wearing a very expensive necklace and most likely very expensive clothes too.
"Do you want to join me at the teachers' lounge and be served by the school latest world-class chef at lunchtime?" said, Edna's voice.
"I would be more than delighted too," said, Skinner's voice.
By his point, everybody was getting the feeling the school was loaded.
And then Lisa went into the school and she entered the classroom.
"Hey, Lisa how far is your science project?" said, a voice they all recognised as Alex Witney, a popular girl.
"I'm almost there," said, Lisa's voice. "I just need to tweak a few thing's"
"Wait, your actually doing your project yourself" said, Alex. "Why don't you hire a nerd to do your science project, like everybody else even Martin is doing it"
Wait, was everybody at the school was loaded?
"I don't want to hire a nerd. I want to produce a project that I can pour my heart and soul into" said, Lisa voice. "And not another Third Energy generator"
It seems the two Lisa's were very alike.
Witney snorted, and said. "Lisa, what town to do think this is? This isn't Shelbyville where everybody wears the same clothes everyday. This is Springfield one of the richest towns in the state."
Everybody eyes widened when they got this information.
Springfield was what in another universe!?
However, Witney continued. "Everybody is loaded here even and all the police officers are buff from chasing all those regular folks who want to kidnap one of us and hold us from ransom. We have money so why should we put our heart and soul into anything when we can merely pay somebody else to do it for us and far better?"
"But still. I think my project can change the world" said, Lisa.
"Whatever" said, Witney and than Lisa from the other universe noticed the mic was on.
She flicked it off and there was nothing but dead silence afterwards.
"That's it?" Said, Carl. "What about news's about other me?"
"I pretty sure your loaded as well and so am I" said, Lenni.
And than everybody watched as reverend Lovejoy came onto the stage, he surely couldn't do the church service now and church was over anyway.
"So, there you have it" said, the man. "I hope you all learned something meaningful today"
"I sure did" said, Poor Voilet next to her brother. "The whole of Springfield is rich in another universe including me and my brother"
"The little girl in the rag's is right" Said, Side show Mel. "I'm working for a clown who makes millions a week while I say in a one bedroom apartment. My counterpart probably owns a big hotel chain!"
"Yeah. Our town sucks!" said, Homer. "I am outraged that my counterpart has a much better life than I do."
"But, Dad. Aren't you terrible at your job?" said, Lisa.
"I say we give fancy Springfield a good old talking to" said, Abraham Simpson.
"But how?" said, Nelson.
There was silence.
"A NERD!" said, Side Show Mel. "Lets find the nearest nerd who can come in contact with that universe and we cross over! If we play our cards right, our counterparts will show us with gifts and cash!"
"YEAH!" they all said, in agreement.
They were all outraged that there was a version of Springfield out there that was better than them in everyway.
They stormed out of the Church heading straight for Professor Franks house.
Lisa in another world had no idea what she had done.
And scene!
Next chapter, Marge goes shopping with the children only for her to be spotted by the worst person imaginable. The kids are stunned by a man named Homer who is too friendly with their mother who clearly looks uncomfortable. Meanwhile Springfield in the canon universe waits for Lisa to open a connection to track the reality down. Review/ fav and follow!