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"So, you want to cross over to another reality?" said, Professor Frink.
"Come on, Doc. You must have heard the voices" said, Officer Wiggum.
"I did, and I thought I was going crazy" Said, Professor Frink, adjusting his glasses. "Thank goodness it was just an echo from another reality."
"We'll, that universe has us all stinking rich!" Said, Skinner. "I OWN 9 CARS!"
"I'm a Hollywood actor," said, Homer.
"I wonder what my richer room looks like..." Lisa said.
"Well, I too would love to see this much richer Springfield for scientific purposes," said, Professor Frink. "However, what we got was only a faint echo. It's not even enough to track down the reality it came out of from the infinite number of realities out there. To find it, somebody from that reality has to build a bridge to ours."
"Wait. So, I'll never see my extremely rich, Count, counterpart house and car?" said, Kirt, before he saw everybody looking at him which made him say. "What? Do you see me with a job?"
"No. Something I am painfully aware of." said, Luann.
And then Little Lisa Simpson spoke up and said. "Perhaps the other me could establish a connection. She did say she was trying to prove realities existed for her science project. She was the one who spoke to us."
"It is possible," said, Professor Frink. "If the other Lisa can establish a link, we can cross over."
Everybody was talking.
"So, we have to rely on another version of Lisa to peek into our rich and fancy lives?" said, Bart. "This blows."
Everybody wanted to go, but not all of them had good intentions.
Mr. Burns wants to claim land in the other reality, get richer and make things worse for the residence there.
Krusty the Clown wanted to steal his other self-jokes and tell them in his reality so he could profit from them.
And Snake Jailbird wanted to robe his counterpart blind.
In that moment, none of them knew that they didn't have to wait long.
#Another reality#
"KIDS! ARE YOU READY!?" Marge Simpson yelled with Maggie in her arms.
"Yes, mom" all three-voice called out.
Lisa, Bart, and Hugo came down in expensive branded clothes before walking out of the house with their mother to a car of her choice.
They got into a hot-rod and drove all the way to the Springfield super shop to do their weekly shop.
The car park was massive and clean, they got out and walked right in.
The store was gigantic, filled with things imported from all over the world and as a result, things were more expensive than the counterpart and better quality.
"I'll get the shopping trolley," said, Bart, getting a hovering shopping trolley before they went straight to the cereal aisle.
"Krusty'O!" Hugo pointed, and Lisa took it and slid it into the Trolley.
What made it the cereal better was that they had the platinum version of the Krusty O, that their counterparts, the Simpson's could not afford.
"Special crackers," said, Marge as Hugo grabbed that and threw it to Lisa who dunk it into the Trolley. "My speciafourl nut cereal."
They took that and dunked it in, before grabbing milk.
"Ice cream," She said, pointing to the freezer and they were more than happy to take out the ice-cream and put it in.
Then they turned the corner and saw.
"Mom, can we get pre-made food?" said, Bart.
"Bart, you knew that isn't unhealthy." said, Marge.
"I know." He said. "But I just wanted to know what it tastes like," he said since all his life, he only eat homecooked meals, the same could be said for all the kids.
"It's just a Waterdown version of the real thing," said, Marge, having experience with it. "In some cases, they don't even try to make it look decent."
"Cool," Both Hugo and Bart said.
"Let's see, baby formula for Maggie," said, Marge as the baby sucked and they took the special branded formula for her.
And then they saw fresh fruit, and they loaded it onto the trolley, it was actually quite impressive seeing how they used their hands and their tail together.
And then they saw the meat aisle.
The meat aisle that featured professional meat grillers from French to Taxis.
And where there was beautifully grilled meat, there will always be fat slobs who would slobber over it even if they did not have the money to pay for the meat.
"Sir. Please step away from my glass" said, a man with a French accent. "You're not even buying anything; you're just starting and wandering off any potential customers like a dog."
All of them stopped when they saw a practically bland man in a white shirt, blue trousers, and black shoes.
"¡Ay, caramba!" said, Hugo. "That man is fat!"
"Fat butt! Fat butt!" Bart sang.
Unfortunately, the man heard them and turned around and said. "Why you little-"
Both Bart and Hugo felt the urge to step away.
Marge was in front of him and her children immediately and said. "I hope you weren't about to touch my children. I can call the shop police."
The man looked up, and Marge was shocked and horrified to find out it was none other than Homer Simpson.
However, Homer was shocked and delighted to see her.
"M-Marge?" He said, and Marge suddenly stuck really close to her children, like she did not want them to see him.
"Mom? Who is this and how does he know your name?" said, Lisa curious.
Was he a fan of dad's?
"He's nobody, Lisa," Marge said, quickly and wanting to move on.
But Homer was too stupid to let it slide and said. "Nobody? I'm the guy, who lied to your mother back in Highschool and then showed up at her house to get her to go to prom with me" before he said. "Just think about it, if me and Marge had danced, I would have been your father."
And all four kids didn't like the sound of that.
He was bald, wearing worn-out clothes and he clearly had no money.
Plus, he flat out lied to their mother.
"My father?" Hugo said, "No thank you. Our father is kind and polite, AND he doesnt go around in clothes that clearly hasn't been washed in days."
And that's when Homer noticed it.
Their shopping trolley filled with goodies.
"Wait...you guys got pop tarts?" Said, Homer. "Can you buy me some, Marge?"
"No" Said, Marge looking insulted. "And don't address me like that. We never had anything going on and you've been delusional ever since. Plus, why should I spend my husband's hard on money on you?"
"Mom, can we get my truffles?" said, Lisa, since they could buy them.
"Of course, honey." Marge said.
Lisa went to get a bag of truffles.
"What the?" Homer said when he saw the price. "20 bucks and 80 cents for 4 truffles? This place is a rip off!"
"If this place is such a rip off, why are you even here?" said, Bart before he said. "Could it be that you're a fat disgusting pig, who has no money and just wants to smell the nice beef and meat? I've never seen such a pathetic man in my life."
"WHY YOU LITT-" Homer began, before lunging at him.
What happened next was the most horrific sight, anybody had ever seen.
A man strangled a child in public.
And then Marge realised something.
That man was strangling her child!
Everybody gasped in shock and Bart's eyes were wide with shock as he felt himself being shaken.
"GET AWAY FROM MY SON!" Marge said, she thrust herself into homer, knocking him to the ground.
And then the shop security came, they had seen everything from the security camera's, especially when they heard the man was strangling a kid that wasn't blood-reality to him.
They were upon Homer in a second and handcuffed him, only to realise their handcuffs were too small and get out two fat rich guy handcuffs instead.
"B-Bart, are you okay?" Said, Hugo concerned for his twin brother.
"MOM!" Bart yelled, he ran to his mother.
His counterpart was used to it but he had never been strangled before in his life.
His father just wasn't that kind of man.
Marge welcomed him with open arms, horrified by what she just saw.
"Mrs... " said, one shop officer turning to address her.
"Szyslak" Marge finished.
"Yes, Mrs Szyslak. Would you like to press charges?" said, one security guard as Homer squirmed.
"YES!" said, Marge. "How dare he do that to my child! My little boy is most likely traumatised because of him and now I have to take him to the hospital to make sure, that monster didn't damage anything in my son's throat. This man wanted my attention, and he's got it. Tell him the next time we see each other, it would be in Court."
"What? Court!?" said, Homer panicking. "Marge, I didn't mean it. I have anger issues that I got from my father. My father strangled me as a child and he never got into trouble for it. Please don't sue. I'm just getting by as it is. I'm sorry, Marge."
"Save it for the judge" said, one shop officer who called the police and soon Homer was being forced into a police car.
"Strangling a kid that isn't even yours, eh?" said, Buff Chief Wiggum, he shook his head as he said. "What has this world come to?"
And then the Police car drove off.
Bart clenching his mother clothes and was still shaking.
"Bart, it's okay. The bad man is gone" said, Marge.
Homer Simpson was a monster, she was glad, she never was foolish enough to marry him.
#Time Skip#
"A MAN DID WHAT TO MY SON!?" said, Moe in Hollywood, sitting on his coach at his Hollywood home.
Sure, he had seen Homer strangle his son Bart countless times but Bart had Homer blood in his veins and wouldn't listen to even a friend.
But now he was living in a world were Bart was a Szyslak and Homer had strangled a Szyslak.
Moe broke open a glass case which housed his shot gun and made sure it was loaded.
"Moe, don't shoot him" said, Marge seeing the gun. "You need to be able to provide for this family. You can't do that if your behind bars!"
And he realised that she was right, even though he didn't want to lower the weapon.
"Your right, Marge." He said, before he said. "How is Bart doing?"
"He's a bit traumatised but he's a tough cookie" said, Marge, before she said. "You should really see the kid's Moe, they're all united in trying to get Bart through this ordeal, even Maggie is doing her part to help."
Bart was surrounded by all his siblings who were trying to make him feel better and he may have to go through counselling.
To think such a horrible man existed.
"We'll, I think I'll talk to my manager to see if I can find some way to come home" said, Moe making her gasp. "What Bart needs right now is his father. Not a strange poking through his head so expect me some time tomorrow or the day after" before he added. "And I'll be with one of the family's lawyers to write down Bart's demands. No son of mine is getting strangled without running the stranglers life"
"Moe..." said, Marge touched before she turned to the kids and said. "Your father is coming home."
"Really?" Lisa, Bart and Hugo said.
Maggie sucked her pacifier excitedly.
"Bart, start writing your list of demands for when the lawyer comes over as well" said, Marge.
Demands?
Bart began to imagine what he could make Homer do for all of eternity and started laughing mischievously.
Hearing the laughter, they all knew Bart was back.
He was going to make that man named Homer pay.
However, the world was about to change and it would be because of his sister, Lisa.
And scene!
Next chapter, it's the science fair and the teachers are unimpressed by the obvious intrusion of nerds doing work for students until they get to Lisa project. When she turns it on, nobody expects it to not only work but pull something through. A Professor without a tail. Review/fav and follow!